I'm a female supporting character in a bloody novel, and everyone is begging me to start a clas
Chapter 181 Who Called Me a Dancer~
Lu Jinchuan's hand holding the sword began to tremble: [Surprise? Accident! What the hell is this? What are you playing with?! ]
Lingyaoling carefully flipped through the document in his hand: [This... hehe, Tongzi called the protagonist of the dungeon where the queen mother was beaten by you to return the favor... It seems... hehe...]
After hearing this, Lu Jinchuan turned around and instantly saw two people in bright clothes standing in the gray crowd.
Su Xiaoman closed her eyes and quickly modified the document while laughing.
Chen Yunze stood guard vigilantly.
At this time, there was a man wandering among the enemy army. He did not "hunt in the wild", but spread his hands, with a panicked look on his face, and shouted at the "hunt in the wild" soldiers as he walked:
“What the fu…c...k is going on?”
"Damn it!"
“What's your fu…c...king problem?”
When Su Xiaoman manipulated these "puppets", he let the leader go. This bug was originally for Lu Jinchuan. But now it also made the enemy general watch his soldiers go crazy.
Capture the thief first and capture the king!
Lu Jinchuan seized the opportunity and shouted, "All soldiers, listen to my orders!"
There was complete silence behind me...
Lu Jinchuan seemed to have thought of something, and his face was full of black lines.
Then he cleared his throat and lowered his voice by eight degrees: "Dajis..."
The voices behind him were deafening: "Master, please give Daji your orders~"
Thousands of people shouted this sentence together, which frightened the foreign general who was cursing on the opposite side.
Lu Jinchuan: "Follow me and capture the foreign general! Charge!"
“Go!!!!”
When the foreign general saw Lu Jinchuan's army rushing towards him with swords and knives, he was terrified and ran away, weaving in and out among the crowd of "wilderness" people.
At this moment, the enemy troops who were "fighting in the wild" suddenly stopped fighting and straightened up.
They twisted their hips in unison, waving their hands and singing to the foreign generals who were passing by:
"One wrong step will ruin your life forever, I become a backup dancer to make a living~~"
Wherever the foreign general went, there would always be hands with flowery hands caressing his face, singing:
"Dancers are also human beings. Who can they tell about the pain in their hearts~~"
Foreign general: “Sh…i…t!”
"The dancers swayed and clung to each other, their personalities were already soaked in alcohol~~"
Foreign general: "Fu...c...k up! Fu...c...k off!"
"Tango, Cha, Cha, Rumba, Rock and Roll every night. Who says I'm a dancer~"
Foreign general: “??????????”
If there weren't enemies chasing him, he would have wanted to imitate an ostrich and dig a hole and bury his head in it!
Although I couldn't understand what they were singing, the way these rough guys danced was so damn eye-catching!
At this moment, he felt something wrapped around his waist. Turning his head, he saw that it was the officer who had just shouted "The young lady is here, everyone get out of the way", who had his arms around him.
The panicked foreign general said quickly: "Bob! What the fu...c...k is going on here?!!" [Bob, what the hell is going on? ! ! ]
The foreign officer winked charmingly, raised his knee and rubbed it against his leg:
“Forget, forget, forget everything~Sway to my rhythm~Ah ang~Ah ang~Ah ang~~”
"Shake, shake, shake again ~ a faint light ~ ah- ...
Foreign general: “…”
He was tightly entangled by the person who was rubbing against him and singing "Sway", and he couldn't get away.
Lu Jinchuan took advantage of the situation and caught him with a grappling move.
The general had been captured alive, but the foreigners' chorus continued, with no sign of stopping.
The whole audience continued to play the clip in unison:
"One wrong step will ruin your life forever, I become a backup dancer to make a living~"
"Dancers are also human beings. Who can they tell about their pain?"
"Because of the pressure of life, I swallowed every tear~"
"The dancers swayed and clung to each other, their personalities were already soaked in alcohol~"
"Tango, Cha, Cha, Rumba, Rock and Roll every night."
"Who said I was a dancer~~~"
There were even a few who were so emotional that they shed tears.
At this time, the talismans on the Daqian soldiers had been lifted.
The soldiers looked at each other, wondering why they were mixed up with these charming foreigners...
General Qi Delong leaned close to Lu Jinchuan's ear and asked softly, "King, what's going on? Why is he so crazy? Is this real or just pretending?"
Lu Jinchuan frowned: "Ask me? If you ask me everything, what use do I have for you?"
General Qi: "I will go check it out right away!"
Holding a knife, he walked up to the foreigner who was twisting his body the most and shouted angrily, "Stop twisting your body! Let's have a competition!"
The foreigner blinked five times a second and gave him electric shocks, then pulled his hand and placed it on his chest:
"Dancers are also human beings. Who can they tell about the pain in their hearts..."
General Qi was totally unsure of the situation and chopped him down with his sword.
"King, they... eh~~"
He rubbed his hands on the outside of his armor and said, "This is so fucking disgusting..."
Lu Jinchuan said helplessly: "Oh, then just chop them all off."
After that, a clear female voice like a bell sounded behind him: "Hey! Lu Jinchuan, how do you thank me?"
Lu Jinchuan turned around and saw Su Xiaoman and Chen Yun standing in front of him.
To be honest, Chen Yun and Su Xiaoman standing side by side are truly a perfect match, very pleasing to the eye.
Su Xiaoman stared at Lu Jinchuan intently. He had sharp eyebrows, bright eyes, a straight nose like a peak, thin lips like cherries, and he exuded a sharp aura.
[Tsk tsk, Ling Yi Ling’s taste is just so-so. Although he is a bit handsome, he is far inferior to my Chen Yun.]
General Qi pointed the sharp blade at the two men and shouted angrily, "Who is so bold! How dare you address the king by his name?"
Chen Yun appeared in front of him like a gust of wind, tightly grasped his hand holding the knife handle, and twisted it to the side, and the knife in General Qi's hand fell to the ground.
"Ahhhhhhhh, it hurts so much, it hurts so much..." General Qi cried out.
Su Xiaoman smiled and said, "Hey, you don't understand. Your king and I are from the same place."
Lu Jinchuan frowned. Was this crazy woman who could control the soldiers sent by the system? What the hell did she say?
So he asked, "Who are you? Where are you from?"
Su Xiaoman: o((⊙﹏⊙))o.?
[What do you mean? Are you kidding me? Hehe, today it's finally my turn to say this! ]
"Ahem," she coughed twice and continued, "Odds change but evens don't!"
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