The tortoise suddenly turned over, blinked its big eyes, and walked towards the Taoist priest step by step with its postman's hat on:

"Father, why did you call me here? I haven't finished delivering the letters to Yang Village yet."

[Sheep Village?] Su Xiaoman looked closely and said, [Isn’t this the turtle messenger with a postman’s hat in Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf? How did this thing come out?]

She quickly checked the document and was shocked:

I like to use the “er” pronunciation.

When modifying a document, I originally typed “乌龟儿” (turtle son), but accidentally came across the subsequent related words and typed it as “乌龟子的” (turtle son).

As soon as I pressed continue, a "turtle son" really appeared.

Moroin was frightened by this huge talking turtle, and those sitting around the table who heard it speak also exclaimed in fear.

Chen Yun was not panicked at all. He knew without asking that this absurd thing must be that the magic of the "fairy" had failed.

The turtle son took two steps forward and felt it was too slow, so he suddenly retracted his head and feet:

"Father, please kick me. I'm walking too slowly."

Not to mention everyone here, this is the first time in my life that I have performed such an awesome show.

When the son saw that there was no movement, he stretched out his head, arms and legs again and said, "Father, why don't you come over? I miss you so much."

After saying that, it stood up on its two legs and said, "Look, Dad, I've grown taller again!"

Moroin: "Father? Taoist priest, where did this turtle come from?"

Taoist priest: “Ah, this…”

Moroin: "Could this be the evil creature?"

The old Taoist suddenly realized that this was the key to success, so he nodded and said, "Yes, yes, it's weird, it's really weird."

The son tilted his head and said with a wronged look on his face: "Father, what's wrong with you? Why do you say that? Who is the evil creature? Don't you recognize your son?"

It shook its head and took two steps forward: "Open your eyes and look at me. I am your big son! Look, have I grown taller and gained weight?"

Moroin: "Your son? How could you give birth to a turtle son?"

The old Taoist priest was sweating profusely: "This, this..."

Uh (⊙o⊙)…things are getting weirder and weirder.

It was so strange that Su Xiaoman didn't know how to save the situation.

She pressed the [Load] button with an embarrassed look on her face, and her son was sent back to the Sheep Village to deliver the letter.

The plot returns to the old Taoist taking out a paper turtle and gesturing in front of Chen Yun.

To ensure that there were no mistakes in this revision, she removed the sentence "He ordered someone to bring a basin of water and put the paper turtle into the basin."

He added at the end: "But nothing happened."

Then he read it three times carefully using his mouse, more seriously than asking Buddha for wealth.

The plot continues:

Taoist Priest: "I have imprisoned the evil creature in this paper turtle. Bring me a basin of water."

After a while, Ah Lian brought a basin of water and placed it on the ground. The old Taoist put the paper turtle into the basin.

Moroin, the ministers, and his women all raised their buttocks, ready to witness this miraculous moment.

However, nothing happened...

Moroin: "What's wrong?"

The old Taoist was very embarrassed.

But Su Xiaoman started clapping loudly.

Moroyin looked at Su Xiaoman suspiciously: "What do you mean?"

Su Xiaoman: "Didn't King Mo invite all of us to watch a magic show? King Mo, you don't know that the magic performed by this old man is very common in my hometown. Whenever a performance fails, we will applaud the performer to encourage him."

Moroin: [Mo Wang? It sounds weird, but there seems to be nothing wrong with it. ]

But he asked, "Magic? What is magic? Isn't this exorcism? Why do you say it is a performance?"

Su Xiaoman stood up and said, "Since the old man has failed, let me try."

Su Xiaoman, who had checked the document, naturally knew that this paper turtle had just been specially processed by mixing male dog bile and carp bile and then applying it to the paper turtle.

No matter who puts it in the water, it will swim freely.

She whispered something in Xun Kang's ear.

Xun Kang walked forward and borrowed (robbed) another paper turtle from the old Taoist's arms.

Su Xiaoman took the tortoise and imitated the old Taoist. He walked up to Moroyin and gestured, then muttered to himself for a long time and said:

"I have imprisoned the evil creature in this paper turtle."

She turned around and put the paper turtle into the basin of water.

Everyone raised their buttocks again.

All Su Xiaoman said was, "Now is the moment to witness a miracle!"

The paper turtle actually seemed to come alive and began to swim in the water.

Chen Yun laughed and clapped his hands: "Hahahaha, funny! It's really funny!"

Mo Luoyin was furious and pointed his finger at Su Xiaoman: "Humph! How dare you say that there is an evil spirit in me!"

Su Xiaoman: "King Mo, I am just imitating the old man's performance. I just want to prove to King Mo that this is just a performance, not a Taoist magic at all. How can a Taoist do such a thing? You have been deceived!"

Moroyin thought about it and felt that she was right.

Then he pointed at the old Taoist priest and said, "You have cheated me and came to my palace. Come, drag him out and chop him off!"

The Taoist priest's mouth was instantly covered by someone and he was dragged away.

The speed is astonishing.

Perhaps he was afraid that if he was slow, he would reveal who he had followed.

Without this "appetizer", Moroin became impatient and spoke in a desperate tone.

He shook his head and raised his eyebrows and said, "Prince Jing, let's be frank. People say that the Chen Kingdom is very powerful, but in my opinion, I, Qing Zhi, am not inferior to the Chen Kingdom in the slightest. You still want me to continue to be a vassal, that won't work."

Chen Yun turned the cup in his hand: "Oh? King Qingzhi means that you want to break the contract?"

Moroin also started to act silly: "Agreement? What agreement?"

Chen Yun was not in a hurry: "Of course it is the alliance agreement made by our ancestors."

Moroin laughed loudly "Hahahaha":

"Ancestor? Prince Jing's ancestors told Prince Jing this? My ancestors told me that when I become stronger, I will stand firm!"

Su Xiaoman: [Okay, okay, you don’t listen to your grandpa and grandma, right? I’ll let you meet your grandma tonight.]

Her hands trembled, and she added a sentence after the plot of the night:

<Marain saw his grandfather and grandmother in his dream and was scolded all night long.>

Chen Yun smiled lightly: "Those who establish a country should establish the world with honesty. I came here today with great sincerity. Does King Qingzhi really want to do so?"

Moroyin was prepared after all. He smiled contemptuously:

"Then why don't we have a competition."

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