I'm a female supporting character in a bloody novel, and everyone is begging me to start a clas
Chapter 89 The mysterious man in black has a wild imagination
It was already dusk when the Queen Mother was sent to the Nanshan Palace.
After she fainted, she had a dream.
I dreamed of the day when I first met the late emperor before I got married.
At that time, in the suburbs of Beijing, she and the late emperor, who was still a prince, flew between heaven and earth like birds, indulging themselves in the mountains and fields. The sunlight fell on the two of them, like a layer of golden clothes...
After waking up, I was surprised to find that I had actually been taken to the Nanshan Palace after a bumpy ride.
She was so furious that she got up from the bed and smashed the Kangxian Palace where she lived in the Nanshan Palace.
Because I slept for most of the day, I was not sleepy at night and did not fall asleep until almost two o'clock in the morning the next day.
It was three o'clock in the morning and it was still dark.
The sleepy eunuchs and palace maids were sleeping soundly.
Beside the Queen Mother's bed stood a man in black.
The man in black covered his face, threw his clothes aside and sat beside the bed.
He stretched out his hand, patted the Queen Mother's face three times with the back of his hand, and said impatiently: "Hey, don't sleep, wake up, Grandpa wants to talk to you."
The Queen Mother was sleeping soundly. She said in a daze, "How dare you to leave. I slept late last night and I need to sleep a little longer."
The man in black frowned and slapped her in the face: "Get up, you old bitch!"
The Queen Mother suddenly woke up and saw a man in black sitting at the head of the bed. She screamed in fear: "Who?! Someone! Someone! There is an assassin! Come and protect me!"
The man in black looked at her calmly and said, "No one will come to save you."
Suddenly, a masked man appeared in front of the Queen Mother's bed: "I called 'Nobody', who called me? Who are you saving?"
The man in black was shocked: Holy shit, the "summoning system" is out of order again? This is also possible?
He said helplessly to the Queen Mother: "Ah, old bastard, it's true that when you mention the devil, he will appear. Who would have thought that there is really someone in this world called 'no one'."
With a "swish", a third person appeared beside the Queen Mother's bed. He was seven feet tall, with narrow eyes and a long beard, and there was a sense of majesty in his glance.
Looking closely, isn't this Cao Cao?
Cao Cao held up a sword and said, "Black-clad man, if you mention Cao Cao, I will be here. When are you looking for me?"
The man in black was shocked: "Oh my god, this is simply a ghost!"
A ghost king floated down from the beam of the roof.
He was wearing a black robe and a tall black hat. He had a ferocious look on his face and blew out a puff of black smoke as he spoke: "Wow, I've been discovered. I was hiding so well, who saw me?"
The man in black held his forehead and said, "Oh, My God!"
A golden light appeared, and God slowly landed beside the Queen Mother's bed: "Here comes God, who called me?"
Man in black: "No one called you."
No one: "Nonsense, I didn't call him! I came to save people."
The Queen Mother looked at the "people" in the room in horror, and fainted with a "er" sound...
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The man in black was speechless and said, "Is this 'summoning' function an endocrine disorder? Are you playing? I'm on a mission!"
After that, he pressed the rewind button.
Several demons and monsters disappeared without a trace...
When the Queen Mother returned, she suddenly woke up and saw a masked man in black sitting at the head of the bed. She screamed in fear: "Who?! Someone, come! There's an assassin! Come and protect me!"
In order to avoid summoning "rare beasts" this time, the man in black chose to remain silent and just stared at her fiercely.
"You...what do you do?"
The Queen Mother pulled up a corner of the quilt and wrapped herself up with all her strength, and said tremblingly: "Although I am young, I am already the Queen Mother. Don't even think about tarnishing my innocence."
The masked man said with disgust: "Your butt and head are the opposite? You look like a monkey, how can I like you?"
The Queen Mother hadn't heard anyone scold her for a long time, but she didn't dare to talk back. She just stammered, "Then, what do you want?"
"You need to recognize yourself!"
The man in black pulled the empress dowager off the bed by her hair without saying a word, and then slapped her old face while she was kneeling on the ground.
He slapped her and scolded her: "You are a country egg trying to pretend to be a big eagle. You eat with the bowl in your hand, and curse your mother when you put it down. You pretend to be a broom behind your butt. Why are you pretending to be a big wolf?"
The Queen Mother desperately covered her face with her hands and wailed, "Please spare my life, my dear! Please spare my life! I will give you whatever you want, I will give you whatever you want, please stop hitting me!"
The man in black slapped her enough, but he didn't let go of the hand that was holding her hair.
He raised his foot and stepped on her kneeling calf: "Learn to bark like a dog for grandpa!"
The Queen Mother cried out in pain, and said in confusion: "This, this..."
"I told you to do this and that!" The masked man slapped her again: "Hurry up and learn!"
The Queen Mother could only bite the bullet and hum: "Woof..."
"Didn't you eat?! Louder!"
"Woof woof!! Woof woof!!"
The man in black asked again: "Come on, tell grandpa loudly, what is so shameless about you?"
Cheap? She used to call others this, why is she now reflecting on herself?
She hesitated for a long time and said, "My dear, where do you say I am cheap? I am cheap in that way..."
Man in black: "You old bitch, you've done so many evil things, can't you even count them all? Speak!"
The Queen Mother broke down and cried, "I am a lowly person. I killed the Imperial Concubine's child. I am a lowly person. I poisoned the late Emperor..."
"Harming the child? Poisoning?"
Hiss... This seems to be different from the mission I accepted?
But the fight has already happened, so we can only go back and talk about it later.
He let go of the Queen Mother, spat at her, and said, "I'm telling you, if you continue to be a slut, Grandpa will sell you to a brothel! Do you understand?"
The Queen Mother collapsed on the ground, her body shaking uncontrollably. She clasped her hands over her chest and nodded continuously.
Although she didn't know who the man in black was, she always felt that she was ambushed as soon as she arrived at Nanshan Palace, and this matter must be related to Chen Yun and Su Xiaoman.
This woman, Su Xiaoman, not only betrayed me, but also tortured me and made me suffer such a great humiliation!
After the man in black said this, he seemed to remember something.
He sneered and said to the air:
"Oh my god, what the hell!"
The ghost king floated over again, spewing out a puff of black smoke as he spoke: "Wow, I've been discovered again!"
The man in black continued to call out: "Oh, My God!"
With a golden light, God slowly landed beside the Queen Mother's bed: "God is here again, who called me?"
The Queen Mother looked at everything in front of her in horror, and with a "er" sound, she fainted again...
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