Naruto starts from live broadcasting to the ninja world

on screen

Before everyone could continue thinking, the next video on the screen had already started playing.

The title is: [The Laughing Four of Uchiha]

On the bridge.

Sasuke laughed up to the sky.

【Ha ha ha ha……】

Sasuke tilted his head, amusement on his face.

【This is the third power, Susanoo. 】

Screen turn

Brothers' War.

The Itachi sitting on the stone chair had an exaggerated facial expression.

[Sas! You are the new light to me! You are my spare eyes! ]

[Okay! Come on! My little brother!]

Screen turn

In the divine space.

Obito looked at Kakashi across from him.

【Hahahahaha...】

Screen turn

During the Fourth World War.

Madara faced the nine tailed beasts and the combined ninja forces.

【Ha ha ha ha……】

"Finally... I can feel the real battle."

……

Somewhere in the ninja world

Boruto held back his laughter, and his depressed mood was relieved.

Future Sasuke clicked his toes on his ninja shoes.

If I had known, I wouldn’t have smiled so much.

Although the circumstances are understandable, it is still quite embarrassing to be publicly executed now.

Near Water Country

Kakashi looked at Itachi and quickly stretched out two fingers to pinch his upper and lower lips through the mask to prevent himself from laughing.

Itachi's mouth twitched, and he said in a dark tone: "Two of the Uchiha Four's wild laughter were directed at Captain Kakashi."

Kakashi:......

Pure Land

Ban had a blank expression on his face, but he sighed in his heart.

got used to.

From women's clothing to loli voice...

He has already developed a big heart.

Izuna rubbed his chin.

"Well...if I remember correctly, Sasuke should be smiling at Konoha at this time."

"Itachi wanted to goad Sasuke during the brothers' battle."

"Obito is laughing at this hopeless world."

"Only the eldest brother's laughter was clearly audible. He was truly happy. It should be because of his resurrection."

A bean-sized drop of sweat slid down the back of Shisui's head.

He suddenly felt.

Dying early is actually not a bad thing.

fire nation

Muye Village

Hokage Building

Fugaku opened his mouth.

Why do his eldest son and second son smile so ugly?

Uchiha clan land

"I found out that Itachi is really good at acting."

"If I smile like this, can I become as strong as them?"

"If Shisui were still alive, with his talent, he would definitely be no worse than Itachi... Damn Danzo!"

on screen

A new title appears.

【Konoha Sports Meeting】

At the beginning of the screen, there is a map of the ninja world.

[In the Land of Fire, the strongest of the five great nations, there is the Konoha Ninja Village where extremely outstanding ninjas live. ]

[This story is about a funny ninja named Uzumaki Naruto who was born in this village, has a nine-tailed demon fox sealed in his body, and has a strange destiny. He keeps training to become the best ninja in the village - Hokage.]

……

Ninja World

"I was originally still feeling sad about Naruto's death... but when I heard about the funny ninja, I couldn't help myself."

"Did Konoha still hold a sports meet?"

“Finally, I’m not letting go of those repressed things.”

"The sports meet is just running, right? What's the point of that? It would be better to show some battles between the strongest ninjas."

on screen

Naruto's excited voice rang out.

[Okay! Let’s begin! The annual Konoha Village Sports Meet! ]

His voice was full of excitement.

Sakura beside Naruto read: [The winning team will receive a week's paid vacation. Come on, Sasuke!]

Sasuke, with one hand on his hips, said nothing.

Naruto clenched his fist with full energy and said: [Okay! Come on! ]

suddenly.

A "cooing" sound was heard.

Naruto quickly covered his stomach with his hands.

"My stomach started to hurt at this time..."

Thinking of this, Naruto rushed towards the toilet.

Sakura called from behind: [Wait a minute! Naruto. The entrance ceremony is about to begin.]

Naruto covered his butt with his hands: [I can’t stand it… anymore…]

[Make way! Make way! ]

Naruto used the hand that had just been covering his butt to push away the villagers who were blocking his way.

When he ran to the toilet door, he was petrified on the spot.

I saw a long and densely packed queue in front of me.

Naruto broke down and burst into tears.

【Ah ah ah...】

……

Ninja World

"Holding your poop is really hard to do, anyone who has experienced it knows it."

"You'd better give up and stop running. You won't be able to hold it in. Of course, this is just advice from someone who has experienced it, but Naruto's willpower is no joke. He should be able to hold his shit in."

"Naruto, you must not believe your own shit at this time!"

"Before it starts, find a deserted corner to deal with it. If you're afraid of being discovered, use the transformation technique to turn into Kakashi-sensei. He's wearing a mask anyway, so you won't be embarrassed."

"You can pull it in your hand and throw it at your opponent as a prop."

“Slide it down your trouser legs and let the people behind you step on it. I’m sure they’ll have funny looks on their faces.”

"Naruto, you must hold it in until I finish my meal."

"Don't wait until after you run, because holding it in for too long could clog the toilet."

Somewhere in the ninja world

Boruto pursed his lips tightly, tensed his face, and his nostrils became dilated.

"Dad, damn it! You can do it!"

"Dad, if you poop in your pants, I won't be able to look directly at the figure sitting in the Hokage's office chair reviewing documents anymore."

Future Sasuke was silent.

on screen

On the field

The competition is played in groups of three.

Naruto stood in the front while Sakura stood behind him and placed her hands on his shoulders.

Sasuke stood at the back and placed his hands on Sakura's shoulders.

The rules of the first game require the three of them to run together in this way.

Naruto encouraged himself mentally.

"In that case, let's rush forward in one go."

As the referee announced the start.

Naruto yelled and rushed forward.

After running just two steps, he felt a sharp pain in his stomach. He was shocked, but he didn't stop.

"Why is it hurting again at this time...?"

【hateful! ! ! 】

Naruto exerted all his strength and used 120% of his strength to lead Team 7 to complete the first game.

After reaching the finish line, Naruto rushed towards the toilet without looking back.

When I ran to the bathroom, there was a sign hanging on the door.

It says it's being cleaned.

Naruto, who was sitting on the duck, broke down and cried.

[Why do you have to clean up at this time? ]

At this moment, an idea suddenly occurred to him.

Looked at the women's restroom nearby.

……

fire nation

Muye Village

Naruto's house

Jiraiya's eyes widened for a moment.

"Naruto, you are such a genius!"

"But it's a good idea."

Ninja World

"Use the transformation technique to get in."

"Naruto, you don't want anyone to know that you went to the girls' room, do you?"

"It's a good thing Naruto didn't pull out in the last game, otherwise Sakura and Sasuke behind him would be in trouble."

"You won't run into someone you know and get beaten out, will you?"

on screen

Naruto walked to the girls' room.

Stop for a moment.

He looked around.

After seeing that no one was around, he muttered softly: [Now… the situation is urgent, and we have no choice. ]

After muttering, he was about to go in stealthily.

【Naruto……】

Naruto was immediately frightened by the mosquito-like sound behind him. After landing, he turned around and looked behind him in a hurry.

[Hina...Hinata? ]

Naruto scratched the back of his head and pretended to be calm and asked: [You...what's wrong with you, Hinata? ]

……