Naruto starts from live broadcasting to the ninja world

Three months later

Beside the river

The hedgehog-haired boy threw the stone in his hand with force.

"Clap clap..."

The stone made three splashes on the water and then sank into the river.

He was not discouraged and picked up another stone.

At this moment, a voice came from behind him.

【You haven't been here for a long time. 】

The hedgehog-haired boy paused in throwing the stone.

[I came here today just to wait for you. Senju Hashirama.]

After a moment of silence, Hashirama felt his heart sink.

[You really already knew my last name. I thought you...]

[Do you think I will keep playing dumb? ]

As he said that, Madara threw the stone in his hand with force.

"Clap clap."

After two sounds, the stone sank into the river.

【Pfft! 】

Hashirama laughed out loud.

[With such great momentum, the result is worse than before. 】

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The corner of his mouth twitched, and he said in a serious tone: [This is the last time I come here. Next time we meet, we will be enemies.]

The smile on Hashirama's face gradually disappeared.

[Why? Is it because I am a Senju? Before, we...]

A pair of scarlet magatama appeared in Madara's eyes, and he turned to look at Hashirama, interrupting what he was about to say.

[Tell your aunt for me that I will definitely avenge that kick! ]

[I have never suffered such humiliation in my life! ]

[Also let her remember that the man who finally defeated the Senju and ended the chaotic Warring States period was named Uchiha Madara! ]

Hashirama was startled.

【End of the Warring States Period...】

Muttering something, Hashirama looked at Madara's back and asked: [Were you kicked by your aunt? If that's the case, then I'll apologize to you on her behalf.]

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He immediately became furious: [Apologize? If I really got kicked, I wouldn't be waiting for you here alone! ]

[The first thing I will do is to let that woman experience what it feels like to lose her nephew! ]

Hashirama crouched down, sinking into depression.

[I'm sorry that what I said just now hurt your self-esteem, but you can't be a match for my aunt, so just give up. She has never taken her seriously.]

[Humph! Just wait and see! Remember to tell me what I said! ]

After saying that, Madara wanted to continue walking home.

Hashirama shouted: [Motarala! Will you come here tomorrow? ]

Madara paused.

【Not coming! 】

[So when will you come over? Let's play water skipping and train together. ]

Madara turned around and yelled at him: [I told you! We are already enemies! ]

【Then I won’t bring you any more messages.】

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[…I will come tomorrow. Remember to tell me what I have to say. Then tell me the woman’s reaction and what she said.]

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Pure Land

Tobirama shook his head: "He didn't become disabled... It's disappointing."

Ninja World

"I knew that the God of Ninja was a treacherous person. It's happened several times, but Madara never got angry with him."

"Tobirama and Izuna both knew each other, but Madara and Hashirama had never even met each other when they first met. It seems that the battlefields of the Uchiha and the Senju were not just one, but several."

"Mr. Madara is not trying to use Hashirama as a breakthrough point, trying to retreat in order to advance and leave an impression on my aunt, right?"

"It's unrealistic to want to capture my aunt now. Who would like a child who is the same age as their nephew? My aunt used to call Madara a little boy. It will take at least a few more years until he has acquired strength and a mature personality before there will be a chance."

on screen

Thousand Hands Clan Land

【Aunt, Aunt! 】

In the kitchen

Qianshou Qingzhu scooped a spoonful of the stewed chicken he had just made.

After taking a bite.

Well... this chicken died in vain again.

[Aunt, you are wasting food again! ]

Qianshou Qingzhu swallowed the chicken without changing his expression.

[Nonsense, I will eat it all myself. ]

Hashirama walked forward curiously.

[It's not dark this time? 】

He picked up a piece of bone-in meat from the pot with his hands.

As a result, I spit it out as soon as I put it in my mouth.

[Pah, pah, pah! How can you eat something so disgusting, aunt? ]

Qianshou Qingzhu smiled and said: [My aunt has eaten everything. ]

Hashirama stepped on the cockroach that was crawling towards the corner and killed it.

He curled his lips: [Bragging, I don't believe it, you must be lying to me again. ]

Qianshou Qingzhu glanced at the squashed cockroach on the ground.

[When you eat a cockroach, you will smell a foul odor, and you will feel the pain from the scraping of the tentacles and tongue teeth when the cockroach is struggling to death. The texture of the cockroach shell is similar to the biscuits brought back by the Fire Country, which is crispy. There is not much juice in the cockroach, but you will still feel a slight bitter taste in your mouth after eating it...]

Hashirama looked annoyed when he heard this: [Alright, alright! I believe it! Is it not enough that I believe it!]

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Ninja World

"It's amazing, it's exactly the same as described."

"It sounds so disgusting..."

"Compared to cockroaches, even the leftovers in the trash can are good things, let alone the unpalatable dishes."

"It turns out that when people are hungry, they will eat anything."

Somewhere in the ninja world

Inside the manor

"It doesn't sound as delicious as beef, so why not eat beef?"

"Master, she couldn't eat beef at that time."

"She's so pitiful then...Butler, I haven't seen you smile for a long time."

"Master, I just remembered something very happy."

Pure Land

Madara was thoughtful.

"It seems that the other world is more difficult than I thought."

Izuna was silent for a moment.

"I suddenly feel a little sorry for this sister-in-law who doesn't even exist..."

on screen

Hashirama took another bite.

[Compared to the cockroaches my aunt mentioned, this chicken isn't that unacceptable. ]

Qianshou Qingzhu took a sip of soup, frowned and asked: [Why did you come to me? Do you want a free meal? ]

[It's like this...Aunt, do you know Ban? ]

Hearing his words, a figure appeared in Qianshou Qingzhu's mind.

[It's that little brat, what happened to him? ]

After saying that, she looked disgusted again.

[His skin is so dark, I don’t know how long he hasn’t showered. I can see a lot of mud on his body. It feels like he hasn’t changed his underwear for a year. It’s so dirty.]

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Izuna:……

"Although I was biased, it left a deep impression on my sister-in-law, didn't it, Nissan?"

Madara had a sullen face.

"You haven't changed your underwear for just one year!"

"Outrageous! How dare you, a guy who dug out a corpse's head with your bare hands, call others dirty?"

Pure Land

Tobirama couldn't help but laugh.

"That's accurate, but there's one thing that's wrong. Madara won't change his underwear after wearing it for a year, he'll just turn it inside out and continue wearing it."

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