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Chapter 316 [Small Theater] Do you want a wife?
"Chenchen, do you want a wife? Daddy bought you a rabbit wife~ Come out and see her quickly."
Mr. Zero squatted in front of the luxurious rabbit nest that took up half of the room, and gently called out to the little black rabbit that was currently sleeping in his nest.
He was holding a cage in his hand, and in the cage was a white rabbit with black eyes and black ears. He stayed quietly in the cage, not making any noise. He looked very cool and quiet.
The little white rabbit is named Shang Shang, and Mr. Ling bought it from his friend’s rabbit house after carefully selecting it.
Mr. Ling was worried that his rabbit baby Chenchen would be lonely, so he bought him a little companion. His friend told him that the rabbit was a girl, so he decided to make her the little guy's wife.
Shang Shang lay in the cage with his ears folded. He didn't intend to pay attention to the noisy human in front of him, nor did he want to know anything about the rabbit in the room that was emitting the smell of estrus.
"Cuckoo~"
The cute cooing sound has never stopped since Mr. Zero called him. Shang Shang closed his eyes and tried not to look, but he felt the cage he was in was opened.
Shang Shang opened his eyes and made eye contact with the black plush rabbit that suddenly appeared in front of him. The little rabbit had black and shiny fur and was wearing cute clothes and a small hat on its head. It kept moving its nose towards him, and seemed very happy and a little silly.
"Gugu~ Honey, you are so beautiful! I love you! Can we have a baby together? Gugu~"
Chenchen rubbed Shangshang's furry cheek, and without even being able to tell whether he was a male or a female, he started talking nonsense. It seemed that the estrus period had made his entire bunny confused.
"I'm a male rabbit, not your wife, guh!"
Shang Shang shook his ears, pushed the black rabbit away unhappily, moved to the other side, and began to wash his face with his paws, trying to wash off the smell of the other rabbit on his cheeks.
"Gugu~Wife, give birth to a baby~"
Chenchen was already dizzy from the heat and didn't hear clearly what Shang Shang said. He just moved over and kissed his cheek again, his voice a little soft.
He must have just reached maturity and this was his first time entering this state, so he was so confused that he couldn't even tell the difference between male and female.
"I can't have children!"
Shang Shang once again pushed the sticky Chenchen rabbit away in a fierce manner, and this time he went straight out of the cage, ran behind Mr. Ling's feet, and continued to wash his face and lick the smell clean.
"Gugu~ My wife doesn't like Chenchen~ Wuwuwu..."
Chenchen Bunny had been rejected twice, and now he witnessed the other party leaving him with his own eyes. His defense was instantly broken. After shouting, he began to coo. From the tone of his voice, you could tell that he was very sad, and even Mr. Ling was helpless.
"Chenchen, don't be sad. Shangshang must be unfamiliar with you. We are men and should give in to girls."
Mr. Ling held Chenchen on his lap, comforted him gently, and brought him some snacks for his teeth. When Chenchen saw the snacks, he stopped barking instantly and concentrated on chewing them.
"Today you two will sleep in the same nest. I'll make a partition for you to avoid fighting and biting each other. Be good, and I'll give you snacks."
Shang Shang listened to Mr. Ling's words and felt that pets really take after their owners. The pet couldn't tell whether he was male or female. Even his owner was the same. His owner had clearly said that he was a male rabbit. But he couldn't understand humans.
Mr. Ling really made a partition, put Chenchen rabbit and Shangshang rabbit in it together, and then went to get the rabbit food with satisfaction.
Chenchen still wanted to get closer to Shangshang, but because there was a partition in the middle, he couldn't get through. He could only lie on the bedding, looking at Shangshang the rabbit combing his fur with a wronged look on his face.
"Wife~My name is Chenchen, what's your name?" Chenchen bunny asked Shangshang bunny cutely.
"I'm not your wife, I'm a male." Shang Shang Tutu was speechless and repeated it again.
"Wife, your name is Xiong Xing? What a unique name. Can you not call me by this name? It sounds so ugly." Chenchen Tutu turned a deaf ear to him and acted crazy.
"..."
Shang Shang Rabbit had never been so speechless before. He simply went back to his nest and lay down, ready to take a nap and ignore him. He was afraid that he would be infected and become a fool.
Seeing this, Chenchen the rabbit ran around the partition several times. Finally, after exhausting his energy and still not being able to see Shangshang again, he returned to his nest feeling aggrieved.
When Mr. Ling came back, he saw that the two rabbits had returned to their nest to sleep. His heart instantly softened. They were so cute, so fluffy and soft.
Mr. Zero, who loves furry things, was ecstatic. He put out the rabbit food and started taking photos crazily, which was a typical furry pervert behavior.
"Gugu!" Is there something wrong with this human? Why didn't he turn off the flash when taking the photo? My eyes are blurry.
Shang Shang Rabbit was very angry about Mr. Ling's unfriendly behavior of taking pictures without turning off the flash. He grunted angrily twice, turned his back, leaving him with a lonely back, and went to chew his molar grass.
"Ah~ Shang Shang is so cute~ I want to share this joy with my friends, hahaha..."
When Mr. Ling saw Shang Shang's reaction, he went crazy and ran out of the room specially designed for rabbits. He went back to his bedroom to video chat with his friends and share his happy mood.
Shang Shang heard Mr. Ling's sharp explosion and muttered silently while chewing on the molar grass, "Go ahead, share more. Maybe one day my master will chisel your butt into pieces. If you share, you won't make a sound."
"Shang Shang wife, why is the master's butt blooming? He is not a small grass that can grow flowers. It's so strange."
Hearing Shang Shang mumbling, Chen Chen came out of his nest, lay beside the partition and looked at Shang Shang bunny, his pair of black and bright eyes full of confusion.
"How do you know my name is Shang Shang? Didn't I tell you? And what about flowers and grass? You little brat know nothing! Oh, no! Don't call me wife! I'm a male! How many times do you want me to say it? It's so annoying!"
When Shangshang Rabbit heard what Chenchen Rabbit said, he suddenly got angry for some reason. He spit out the grass in his mouth and started making cooing sounds.
It was probably the male's territorial consciousness that made him angry when he smelled the scent of someone of the same sex. Now he could no longer control himself.
He jumped directly in front of the partition net, and punched Chenchen the rabbit twice with his claws. His claws didn't hit Chenchen the rabbit at all, but he still scared Chenchen, the rabbit who had just become a big friend.
"Gugu! I'm sorry... Don't hit Chenchen... Chenchen was wrong, Chenchen will never dare to do it again..."
Chenchen Rabbit was frightened by Shangshang Rabbit's sudden attack. It seemed that it remembered the bad experience it had before. It cooed and curled up in its own nest. Its little body looked lonely and a little pitiful.
When Shangshang Tutu saw Chenchen Tutu's reaction, he was stunned for a while and suddenly felt guilty. Was he too fierce just now? This kid looked very sad. Would he die of depression?
When Shang Shang Tu Tu thought of this possibility, he suddenly panicked. Although this kid was a little stupid, he was still the same kind as him and he couldn't let him die.
"Hey! Are you okay? Gugu..."
Shang Shang Rabbit put his face against the partition net and shouted in the direction of Chen Chen Rabbit. When Chen Chen Rabbit heard his voice, his little body trembled unconsciously, and he covered his cheeks with his ears. He didn't dare to speak and looked very scared.
Shang Shang Tutu felt even more guilty when he saw this. He was a little anxious and didn't know how to comfort him. He prepared himself for a long time and finally said:
"Don't be afraid of me. I didn't mean to scare you. I'm sorry. I'll give you my favorite snacks and let you call me wife. Do you think this is okay?"
Shang Shang Rabbit's words made Chen Chen Rabbit prick up his ears instantly. He raised his head and looked at him happily, his eyes sparkling, and all he wanted was to have a baby.
"Then can I have a baby with Shang Shang's wife?"
"……"You are still depressed...We are both males, how can we give birth to a ball of wool!
Shang Shang Bunny was speechless in his heart but he couldn't say it out loud. He just cooed twice casually, turned around, brought his snacks and placed them in front of the partition.
"Here are the snacks. I'm going to sleep. We'll talk about this tomorrow. It's only the first day we met. You can't have a baby." You can't have a baby in the future. What do you know, little brat? Just fool me.
"Okay, okay, okay! Shang Shang's wife, let's have another baby tomorrow! Hehehe..."
Chenchen the rabbit was happy again. He ran to the partition, grabbed the snacks with his paws, and then went back to the nest to chew them contentedly with the snacks in his mouth.
When Shang Shang saw how silly he was, he didn't know what to say. Forget it, it was rare to argue with a little fool, so he might as well make him happy first.
I will find an excuse to lie to him tomorrow. He is stupid and will be easy to fool. Anyway, he doesn't want to have any special relationship with the same sex. This is really shocking. He is a serious rabbit and he doesn't want to do that with the same sex.
Just as Shangshang Tutu thought, Chenchen Tutu was particularly easy to deceive and particularly stupid, and he successfully got away with it in the following week. Of course, most of the reason was because of the partition net, so Chenchen Tutu had no choice.
A week later on Monday, Mr. Ling took down the partition net between them, and Chenchen Rabbit immediately ran happily to Shangshang Rabbit's nest.
He pounced on him all of a sudden. Although he was small, he was actually solid. It hurt quite a bit when he pounced on him.
"Shang Shang wife, baby~ We want to have a baby~ But, but how to have a baby? Does Shang Shang wife know? Can you teach Chen Chen?"
Chenchen rabbit licked Shangshang rabbit's fur affectionately, his mind and eyes full of thoughts about having a baby, which made Shangshang rabbit feel a little bit of pressure.
"Get off me first. I'm going to be crushed by you. Why are you so heavy?!"
Shang Shang Rabbit pushed Chen Chen Rabbit down without answering his question. Chen Chen Rabbit's attention was also diverted, and after following his force, he squatted beside him.
"Shang Shang's wife, I'm sorry. I will eat less next time so I won't gain weight."
"..."
Sometimes Shang Shang really felt that the IQ of this rabbit was worrying. He doubted whether this rabbit was really a member of their Rabbit Fairy Clan. Otherwise, how could it be so stupid? Its brain circuit was so strange. Did it recognize the wrong rabbit? Did it mistake the domestic rabbit for the Rabbit Fairy Clan?
For the first time, Shang Shang questioned his own judgment, so he looked at the rabbit opposite him and did a little test. He found that the other party did have the fairy root of the rabbit fairy clan, but why did he look so stupid?
"You'd better eat more. I'm afraid that if you get really thin, your master and my master will stew me. I'm afraid."
The rabbit fairy clan was born as fairies, but they cannot transform into human form. The reason is that their ancestors were once pets of Taiyin Zhenjun of Guanghan Palace. By chance, they got the fairy roots, which have been passed down.
The masters chosen by the Rabbit Fairy Clan are either gods or fairies, or at worst the reincarnations of gods and fairies. They will never become pets of other people. Firstly, the other party would not be able to bear it, and secondly, the lifespan of the Rabbit Fairy Clan would be shortened drastically and they would die quickly.
He and Chenchen Rabbit's master are both reincarnations of gods, so there is no need to worry about these things. The reason why Shang Shang agreed to come here was mainly because his master said that his friend had a member of his clan, that's all.
But he didn't expect that this fellow was so stupid, which made him feel helpless and his head hurt.
"Shang Shang's wife, the master won't do that."
Chenchen Rabbit disagreed with Shangshang Rabbit's statement, but didn't know how to refute it. After thinking for a long time, he could only come up with this sentence. Shangshang nodded perfunctorily, cooed twice, and lay down in the nest to continue sleeping.
Chenchen the bunny blinked his eyes and lay down next to Shangshang the bunny. Shangshang ignored him and went to sleep. Chenchen leaned his head against his head, looking very happy.
Shang Shang was too lazy to pay attention to him. He could be as rude as he wanted. As long as he didn't mention having a baby, it was fine. He wouldn't have a baby with him anyway, not to mention that he couldn't have one at all.
For a long time afterwards, Chenchen Rabbit stayed close to Shangshang Rabbit, and followed Shangshang Rabbit all the time except when he went to the toilet.
Shangshang the rabbit went from being disgusted at first to being accustomed to it later. Occasionally, he would lick Chenchen the rabbit's fur out of control, but he would come back to his senses after two licks. However, Chenchen the rabbit was still very happy.
Mr. Ling and Mr. Yi, the owner of Shang Shang Rabbit, were very happy to see how harmonious they were. After an unknown amount of time, Chen Chen Rabbit once again brought up the topic of having a baby, and he asked Shang Shang Rabbit very seriously.
"Shang Shang's wife, can we have a baby together?"
"No, I can't have a baby."
Shang Shang rejected Chenchen without any hesitation. Chenchen seemed to be stunned. He was a little sad, but then he thought of what his master said, and he quickly cheered up and nodded obediently.
"Oh, okay then. Then tomorrow I will go find other rabbits with my master to have babies. We want to have lots of cute babies. I want to raise them..."
"Wait! You're going to do this with other wild rabbits!"
Before Chenchen could finish his words, Shangshang got angry. When he got angry, his tone was extremely fierce. However, Chenchen was no longer scared by him and just asked him naively, "What kind of thing? What happened?"
"..."
After hearing what Chenchen said, Shang Shang was silent for a long time, then he came close to him, suddenly bit the skin on the back of his neck, and lifted him into his nest. Chenchen shrank obediently and let him hold him in his mouth. He was used to this action.
"Don't give birth to a baby with those wild rabbits. I'll give birth to a baby with you. Don't you want to know how to give birth? I'll teach you."
"Really? Shang Shang wife, you are the best bunny, I want to learn, teach me now!"
"Okay."
...half an hour later...
"Wow...Shang Shang is bad, Chen Chen doesn't want the baby anymore!"
"No! You have to. It's not over yet."
"Shang Shang is annoying! I'm ignoring you!"
"It's no use hating me, you have to take responsibility!" You have made me, a person of good family background, become abnormal, you have to take responsibility for it for the rest of your life!
That day, Chenchen finally found out how the baby was born, but was also held tightly by Shangshang and not allowed to run away. Chenchen was under control, but fortunately, Shangshang was quite good to him.
Mr. Ling and Mr. Yi, who were hiding in the corner, nodded with great satisfaction, and then walked into the bedroom contentedly. It was great that the little arrogant Shang Shang was finally conquered by Chen Chen, hahahaha... so happy~
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