Siheyuan: I can change size at will

"Hey, what the hell, Cao Zhengshuang, what are you doing?"

Xu Damao and several others had their clothes soaked, and they stood up one by one to accuse Cao Zhengshuang.

Sha Zhu subconsciously licked it with his tongue. It tasted salty and a little...

"yue!"

"Cao Zhengshuang, what kind of water are you pouring?" Sha Zhu had a bad feeling and asked hurriedly.

Cao Zhengshuang smiled and said, "What water? Of course it's water for washing feet."

Now, Sha Zhu and the other three were in trouble.

They felt dirty at this moment, from body to soul, everything was dirty.

Xu Damao yelled, "Cao Zhengshuang, you are not doing anything, how can you splash us with foot washing water?"

Cao Zhengshuang waved his hand and said, "Who knew you were hiding under my window? What are you doing? Are you eavesdropping on me?"

"Ahem!" Liu Guangqi coughed: "Isn't eavesdropping a normal thing?"

"Haha, you old bachelors, I advise you to just go back.

Otherwise, if you hear something really explosive, you won’t be able to sleep at night.”

Cao Zhengshuang closed the window, took off his clothes, went to bed, and fell asleep while hugging his soft and warm wife.

Because they had fought during the day, he bypassed Lou Xiao'e tonight and temporarily ceased fire.

After all, we should treat our daughter-in-law with an attitude of sustainable development. From an accounting perspective, a daughter-in-law is an asset, not a liability.

So be sure to protect it well.

Xu Damao and the other three continued to lie under the window and eavesdrop, but by two o'clock in the morning, they still hadn't heard anything.

"Damn it, Cao Zhengshuang can really endure it." Xu Damao cursed.

Yan Jiecheng enviously said: "He has a wife now, so he doesn't necessarily come at night when he wants to do it, but Cao Zhengshuang can come whenever he wants.

When eating, when getting up in the morning..."

The more Yan Jiecheng spoke, the more envious Xu Damao and the others became.

But they couldn't stay here all night, so they could only go back sighing.

Tonight, Xu Damao and his friends watched Cao Zhengshuang get married, and they all couldn't sleep.

I tossed and turned and couldn't sleep, and farted from time to time.

In fact, it wasn't just Xu Damao and his group. Everyone in the courtyard who was having the wedding banquet tonight was making fart noises constantly.

boom!

Boom!

Bang bang bang!

No wonder. After all, this result is normal after eating so many radishes.

At five o'clock in the morning, Xu Damao felt that Cao Zhengshuang was going to do something, so he secretly came to the window of Cao Zhengshuang's house again.

As a result, he met Yan Jiecheng, Liu Guangqi and Sha Zhu.

“So early!”

“You got up really early!”

They greeted each other awkwardly and continued their eavesdropping mission.

Cao Zhengshuang didn't know this and was still sleeping soundly with Lou Xiao'e in his arms.

He slept until noon and woke up Xu Damao and the others.

Lou Xiao'e still felt too tired, so she turned over in bed and wanted to continue sleeping.

Cao Zhengshuang opened his eyes and urged, "We still have a lot of things to do today.

We are going to get the certificate in the morning and go to your parents' house at noon."

"My parents' house?" Lou Xiao'e was stunned and a little angry.

"Hey, they are my parents too, but since you're married to me, don't act like a spoiled brat in the future."

Cao Zhengshuang began to scold his wife.

Although Lou Xiao'e is beautiful and has a good figure, her family is rich.

But if we talk about disadvantages, there are a few.

That is, she can't cook, can't do housework, doesn't understand the ways of the world, and has a bit of a spoiled brat temper.

Cao Zhengshuang felt that he needed to slowly transform Lou Xiaoe.

If she couldn't cook, he would find someone to teach her. If she couldn't do housework, he would force her to do it with a stick.

It doesn’t matter if you don’t understand the ways of the world. Just understand them yourself.

Besides, these people in the yard are beasts, so there is no need to be too polite to them.

The key point is the temper of a spoiled daughter, which must be corrected.

Lou Xiao'e felt very aggrieved when she heard Cao Zhengshuang scolding her.

"Where did I act like a spoiled brat?"

Cao Zhengshuang said again: "When our family gets married, I am the head of the family.

You must obey me in everything."

"Ah, do I have to listen to you in everything?" Lou Xiao'e was a little bit unbelievable.

By doing this, isn't he just a puppet?

"Okay, since you're so pretty, I'll listen to you on big matters and you on small matters, how about that?"

"That's okay."

Cao Zhengshuang asked with a smile: "Why, I see you are a little unhappy?"

"No."

"Haha, let's do something happy together."

Cao Zhengshuang threw Lou Xiaoe to the ground.

"No, I just woke up..."

"That's just right..."

(I know you don’t like to watch it, I watched it for you)

Today's original plan was delayed because of morning exercise.

"It's all your fault. I told you to hurry up, but you insisted on continuing..."

Lou Xiao'e quickly put on her clothes and prepared to go out. Her parents were still waiting for them at home.

"How can you blame me? It's because you are so beautiful.

Besides, this time is too short for me. I can't just care about your happiness and not make myself happy."

The two of them quickly packed up and went out together.

I was originally planning to get the certificate in the morning, but I had to change it to the afternoon.

Cao Zhengshuang has three days of wedding leave and does not have to go to work during these days.

Aunt Yan saw Cao Zhengshuang and his wife hurried out of the front yard and was extremely envious.

"Oh, it's great to be young. When I first got married to Old Yan, I also had to sleep until noon in the morning."

Aunt Yan recalled the happy moments from before.

Cao Zhengshuang rode a bicycle and took Lou Xiao'e to his father-in-law and mother-in-law's house.

As he was almost at the door of his house, Cao Zhengshuang remembered that he had not bought any gifts and came empty-handed.

"Don't buy it, our parents are waiting for us to eat!"

"Alright alright."

The two of them came to Lou Xiao'e's parents' home and then smoothly arrived at the living room.

There were eight dishes on the table in the living room, and each one looked delicious.

Lou Bancheng was a little unhappy when he saw that the two people arrived late.

"Why did you two just get here? We've been waiting for half an hour."

Mother Lou knew the fun of newlyweds, so she smiled and said, "They just got married. Besides, they must have been exhausted yesterday, so it's normal for them to oversleep today."

Lou Xiao'e smiled and said, "Mom, I was too tired yesterday. I slept from noon until now."

Hiss!

Lou's mother was surprised. She thought her son-in-law was too powerful. He actually tortured her daughter to such an extent. Was he really that powerful?

According to tradition, when a daughter returns to her parents' home the day after marriage, the mother-in-law will usually ask her daughter whether her son-in-law is normal in that aspect.

After all, these days are different from ancient times. There are no so-called maids to try it out in advance.

If you go back to your parents' home and find out that your son-in-law is not good enough, you have to prepare for a divorce immediately.

Fortunately, there was no need for Lou's mother to ask. As soon as she saw Lou Xiao'e like this, she knew that she was well cared for.