Siheyuan: I can change size at will

There is one less beast in the courtyard, it feels so comfortable.

Cao Zhengshuang also didn't expect that this Juan Wangwan, the favorite of capitalists in later generations, would be considered crazy now.

“If this volume of Wang Wan had been preserved during the Reform and Opening-up period, it would have been sold at a sky-high price.

It's a pity that it was born at the wrong time."

In the current courtyard, the only old guys left are Yi Zhonghai and Yan Bugui.

Yan Bugui hasn't bothered him much recently, so he can ignore him.

But Yi Zhonghai, this bastard must be taught a lesson.

It was simply intolerable to breathe the same air with him in the courtyard.

Cao Zhengshuang thought about it and decided to start with Yi Zhonghai's surname.

At the beginning, he disguised himself as a Taoist priest and tricked Yi Zhonghai into changing his surname to Cao, and he was successful.

As a result, Cao Zhonghai now feels really uncomfortable after hearing this cry.

There are even people who do not know the truth and suspect that he is Cao Zhonghai's child.

Well, it’s pretty cool that the dad takes his kid’s surname.

Now he is ready to draw a clear line with Yi Zhonghai and ask him to change his surname back.

As I said, he doesn't deserve the surname Cao.

Only a virtuous person like Cao Zhengshuang is worthy of the surname Cao.

As for how to make Cao Zhonghai continue to change his surname, that’s very simple. Just threaten him with violence and beat Yi Zhonghai up at the same time.

When Cao Zhonghai woke up early in the morning, he learned the news that Liu Haizhong had gone crazy.

This news was naturally spread by Cao Zhengshuang.

"Haha, I didn't expect Lao Liu to go crazy too, that's great."

Cao Zhonghai said with glee.

Yan Bugui was having dinner at home and also talked about Liu Haizhong's affairs.

He also had a feeling of gloating.

After all, after Liu Haizhong was admitted to the hospital, he was the only one in charge of the hospital.

The deaf old lady was also in hospital, and Yi Zhonghai had no support.

He now has the final say in the entire courtyard.

Yan Jiecheng asked, "Dad, the second uncle is in the hospital, should we go see him?"

“No need, we probably won’t see your uncle again in the future, this mental illness is not easy to cure.

Some people may get better after a few days of treatment, while others may never get better even after a lifetime of treatment.

From now on, we will never see your uncle again."

Cao Zhonghai went to work happily. When he walked into a remote alley, a strange man walked towards him.

This person is Cao Zhengshuang in disguise.

Cao Zhonghai didn't think there was anything wrong at first, so he leaned to the left, ready to make way.

Cao Zhengshuang also followed him and moved to the left.

He moved to the right again.

Cao Zhengshuang also moved to the right.

Cao Zhonghai immediately sensed something was wrong. This person seemed to be targeting him.

"Comrade, are you trying to stop me?" Cao Zhonghai asked.

Cao Zhengshuang lowered his voice and said, "Yes, you are Cao Zhonghai?"

Cao Zhonghai was stunned for a moment, then said: "Yes, I am Cao Zhonghai, who are you?"

"I'm from the Cao Clan Relatives Administration Bureau. Someone reported you for changing your surname to Cao without permission. Is that true?"

Cao Zhonghai was shocked. He didn't expect that in this day and age, there still existed an organization like the Cao Clan Management Bureau that sounded very professional.

He questioned: "What exactly does your Cao Clan Relatives Management Bureau do? What rights do you have?"

"We, the Cao Clan Relatives Management Bureau, manage celebrities with the surname Cao in various worlds. As for you, Yi Zhonghai, what qualifications do you have to have the surname Cao?"

"How can you talk like that? Why am I not qualified? I am a level 6 fitter. Even though I am down and out now, I am still a skilled worker."

Cao Zhonghai said angrily.

"What do you mean by that? I'll just ask you a simple question. How many women do you have?"

"Well, why should I answer your question?" Cao Zhonghai asked back.

Cao Zhengshuang stretched out his right hand and said, "Five, at least five. You must have at least five women, only then can you be called Cao. Do you understand that the great reputation that Prime Minister Cao has created cannot be ruined by anyone?"

"Five, that's impossible? What era is this?" Cao Zhonghai was stunned for a moment and expressed doubt.

“Yes, this is just the minimum standard.

If you can’t find five, then it’s a problem with your personal ability.

Look at yourself, you are not good-looking and I heard that you are a childless person. Are you ashamed to have the surname Cao?

You are so shameless that you can even say your surname is Cao.

How dare you have the surname Cao? Is Cao your surname? There is no such thing as you under the tablet of Prime Minister Cao. "

Cao Zhonghai was subjected to continuous verbal attacks and his body could not bear it.

He said angrily: "I want to be named Cao, what can you do about it?"

"Haha, then I will beat you until you dare not use the surname Cao."

Cao Zhengshuang threw a turtle punch, hitting Cao Zhonghai's soft belly directly.

"what!"

Cao Zhonghai screamed in pain, then lay on the ground, holding his stomach, like a cooked shrimp.

Cao Zhengshuang went up to Cao Zhonghai and kicked him hard: "I'll let you have the surname Cao, I'll let you have the surname Cao. If you don't change your surname, I'll kick you to death today."

"what……"

Cao Zhonghai screamed in agony as he was kicked. After finally realizing that this man might really kick him to death, Cao Zhonghai finally gave in.

"I will never dare to have the surname Cao again. Please forgive me."

Cao Zhengshuang kicked him a few more times before he spared Yi Zhonghai.

"Okay, I'll give you one chance. If you let me know that you claim your last name is Cao again, I'll come back and kick you to death."

"Don't worry, I will be called Yi Zhonghai from now on. My last name is Yi. I am not worthy of the surname Cao." Yi Zhonghai evaded the question.

He felt that it was impossible for this person to follow him every day, so he just had to deal with him today.

Besides, he had said in front of everyone in the courtyard that he would change his surname to Cao.

It would be too embarrassing if I changed my surname back within a few days.

As long as I deal with this person first, he will never take shortcuts again, and the other party will not have the chance to attack me alone.

Besides, no one else knows whether my surname will be Cao in the future.

"Okay, if I knew you still had the surname Cao, I would beat you every time I saw you. Even if you run to the ends of the earth, we will find you."

After Cao Zhengshuang left, Yi Zhonghai went to the police station to report the case first.

"Comrade police officer, I was beaten by someone claiming to be from the Cao Clan Management Bureau. I hope you can ban this evil organization."

"Really? Tell me, what's going on."

Yi Zhonghai complained: "Comrade police, just because I changed my last name to Cao, so..."

"Wait a minute, why did you change your surname to Cao?" The police comrade discovered a problem.

"Well, I think the surname Cao suits me better."

"Comrade, you are wrong to think this way. You changed your last name, which does not match your household registration. This is wrong."

"Then I will change my last name on the household registration."

The police officer was speechless. He had heard of people changing their names on the household registration, but he had never heard of anyone changing their surnames.

They saw it today.