Siheyuan: I can change size at will

The next morning, the courtyard was filled with the smell of smoke.

Those who have jobs have gone to work.

Cao Zhengshuang was pushing his bicycle and waiting at the door.

Soon, Yan Jiecheng and Sha Zhu came out together, arm in arm.

Sha Zhu was holding a bottle of Arctic Ocean in his hand.

"Yan Jiecheng, this drink was given to me by the factory leader some time ago when I opened a small kitchen for him."

"Silly Zhu, I didn't expect you to be so popular now."

Yan Jiecheng said enviously.

"What's the matter? In the steel mill kitchen, I have the final say."

"Which leader would not praise the dishes I cook?"

"I have a very good relationship with my boss privately."

Yan Jiecheng licked his face and said, "Shazhu, since you have such a good relationship with the leader, you should find a way to get me into the steel rolling mill."

"you?"

"I'll try my best."

These days, everyone is scrambling to get a job as a worker.

"Thanks, silly."

"Ouch!"

Yan Jiecheng wasn't paying attention and bumped into Cao Zhengshuang who was at the door.

Cao Zhengshuang took the opportunity to spill the super fuel on Yan Jiecheng, but the location was a bit delicate.

"Cao Zhengshuang, don't you have eyes when you walk?"

Yan Jiecheng started cursing.

The super fuel soaked his pants, but he didn't even feel it.

Cao Zhengshuang frowned and said, "Yan Jiecheng, why are you so uncivilized so early in the morning?"

"Haha, you actually told me that you are uncivilized. You are the most uncivilized person in the courtyard."

"Yan Jiecheng, let me tell you, if you keep lying all day, God will punish you."

"Cao Gou, I noticed that I haven't taught you a lesson recently. Are you itching for trouble?"

"It seems that I need to stretch my muscles with you before going to work."

Xu Damao arrived at the entrance of the courtyard and saw Yan Jiecheng and Cao Zhengshuang clashing. He immediately said happily, "Yan Jiecheng, go ahead, don't be afraid."

"Brothers support you."

Yan Jiecheng said disdainfully: "Forget it, I have a blind date in a few days, so don't move, lest you damage my handsome face."

Yan Jiecheng is a good example of how to turn all supporters into enemies in an instant.

When they heard that Yan Jiecheng was going on a blind date, Sha Zhu and Xu Damao became extremely jealous.

We agreed that we should all be single together, why are you suddenly going on a blind date?

Sha Zhu said enviously: "Yan Jiecheng, I didn't expect that you have been so lucky recently, and your ancestors' graves are full of happiness."

"Haha, I'm handsome, and it was Matchmaker Wang who came to me on her own initiative."

Suddenly several people smelled smoke.

Xu Damao shrugged his nose and pointed at Yan Jiecheng's pants in surprise.

"Yan Jiecheng, you are so lucky that your head is on fire."

"Ah, what's on fire?"

Yan Jiecheng lowered his head and found that there was flames in his crotch.

He was so scared that he immediately tried to put out the fire with his hands.

"Yan Jiecheng, I'm here to save you."

Cao Zhengshuang kicked Yan Jiecheng in the back, knocking him to the ground.

Because of his delay, the fire instantly started from the center and spread to the surroundings.

"It's hot, too hot, help me put out the fire!"

Yan Jiecheng lay on the ground, constantly trying to put out the flames on his body, but it was completely useless.

"water?"

Cao Zhengshuang snatched the Arctic Ocean from Sha Zhu's hand, opened the bottle directly, and sprinkled it on Yan Jiecheng.

Sha Zhu cried out in pain: "My Arctic Ocean, if I need water, I can just go to the yard to fetch water, why are you stealing my Arctic Ocean?"

"I am also eager to save people."

Unfortunately, this little bit of water is completely ineffective.

At this time, Yi Zhonghai at the gate of the courtyard discovered the problem and immediately shouted: "Yan Jiecheng is on fire, everyone go home and get basins of water to put out the fire."

After hearing this, Yan Bugui hurried over.

"Put out the fire, put out the fire quickly."

Many people went back to get basins to collect water, and then kept pouring it on Yan Jiecheng.

But the flame on his body not only did not go out, but burned even more vigorously.

Yan Bugui was so anxious that he jumped up and down, and the three aunts fainted from fright.

"Why can't this water put out the fire?"

"That's weird, it doesn't look like oil at all!"

Liu Haizhong's face turned pale at this time. He couldn't think of a way to put out the fire. Yan Jiecheng was going to burn to death in front of everyone.

By then, he, as the person in charge of the courtyard, will probably follow in the footsteps of Yi Zhonghai and be dismissed.

"How about we put out the fire the old-fashioned way?"

At this time, Cao Zhengshuang stood up, raised his feet, and kept stepping on Yan Jiecheng.

"Ow!"

With one kick, Yan Jiecheng turned into a burning shrimp, hunched over and wailing in pain.

"Cao Zhengshuang, who told you to mess around here?"

Yi Zhonghai accused.

"Everyone, hurry up and learn from me. I just stepped on it and the fire is obviously smaller."

"Eh! It's true."

When people around saw it, they didn't expect that this folk remedy would actually work.

Cao Zhengshuang immediately demonstrated by stepping on Yan Jiecheng's body with his feet.

"Ah~ah~"

As Yan Jiecheng wailed one after another, the flames on his body indeed dimmed.

"I'm here too. It's my duty to save my good brother."

Xu Damao rushed forward and stomped hard on Yan Jiecheng's brother.

"Ow..."

“Don’t… don’t step on it…”

"Yan Jiecheng, we are saving you."

Sha Zhu immediately joined the team that trampled on Yan Jiecheng.

“How do you put out a fire without stepping on it?”

Cao Zhengshuang, Xu Damao and Sha Zhu formed a circle and kept stepping on the flames on Yan Jiecheng's body.

"No……"

Yan Jiecheng's wailing echoed throughout Nantong Luoguxiang.

Clap clap clap!

Bang bang bang!

"Ada!"

Yan Jiecheng's face was distorted due to burns and kicks.

You don’t need to wear makeup and can just play the role of a dead ghost.

"Don't do this."

Yan Bugui became anxious and wanted to pull Xu Damao and the other three people apart, but he miraculously discovered that the flames on Yan Jiecheng's body gradually got smaller.

“It actually works?”

Yan Bugui even joined the team that stepped on people to put out the fire.

“Oh…oh…ah…”

Yan Jiecheng's screams came one after another. Xu Damao, Sha Zhu and Cao Zhengshuang, as if they had telepathic connection, focused their attacks on important positions.

After 10 minutes of inhumane torture, the fire on Yan Jiecheng's body finally went out.

It’s just particularly tragic. Although the burns are not serious, the location of the burns is very important.

Cao Zhengshuang sighed and shook his head, "It's all burnt. I think we should just cut it off."

Xu Damao suppressed his smile and said in a serious tone, "Don't worry, it's a little bit."

Sha Zhu gloated: "I think Yan Jiecheng doesn't have to look for a wife this week."

Sha Zhu and Xu Damao were very happy at the thought of ruining Yan Jiecheng's blind date.

After all, happiness, for the most part, is built on the suffering of others.

"Send him to the hospital, quickly send him to the hospital."

Liu Haizhong was busy greeting.

Yan Bugui finally came to his senses: "That's right, find a car and take him to the hospital quickly."

Everyone was in a panic for a while. Liu Haizhong borrowed a flatbed truck and sent Yan Jiecheng to the hospital.