Siheyuan: I can change size at will

After Cao Zhengshuang returned to the room, Lou Xiao'e was still cursing.

“These people in the hospital are so evil.

Especially the third uncle, he wants to put the blame on you in his words and deeds.

It's really nothing."

Cao Zhengshuang said with a smile: "Haha, with his level, he still wants to frame me, impossible."

In the dead of night, Cao Zhengshuang lay on the bed with his arms around Lou Xiaoe, preparing to draw the lottery.

"I have accumulated 1000 emotion points again. Let's start drawing."

A virtual large screen suddenly appeared in front of my eyes, and then 10 meteors with long tails fell in front of me.

[Obtain: 5 jin of white flour*9]

[Get: Simulation pregnancy bag * 1]

Hey, it seems something terrible has happened.

Cao Zhengshuang took a look at the item description: "This is a simulated pregnancy bag. When used on a person, it will immediately create the illusion of pregnancy and can withstand hospital inspections."

"Fuck, this thing is invincible. I can definitely find an opportunity to use it on the deaf old lady. Then...hahaha..."

Thinking about finding the child's father, Cao Zhengshuang almost fainted from laughing.

If we were to say who is the happiest person in the hospital today, it would definitely be Sha Zhu!

After all, Xu Damao has always been a thorn in his side!

Now Xu Damao is asked to take full responsibility for taking care of the deaf old lady, which makes Sha Zhu very happy: "Hahaha, Xu Damao, ah Xu Damao, you only deserve this!

With such a big burden weighing on you, I wonder how you can find a wife!"

Speaking of which, Sha Zhu was very enthusiastic about finding a wife, but he was even more concerned about other men in the courtyard finding wives.

Anyway, he just had the thought in his mind that "I don't have a wife, and you don't have one either."

So, in order to make Xu Damao's life even more difficult, Sha Zhu actually took the initiative to ask to join the team to supervise Xu Damao in taking care of the deaf old lady.

At this moment, Xu Damao was running around the house, anxious like an ant on a hot pan!

Suddenly, he had a brilliant idea: "Since the deaf old lady is receiving treatment in the hospital, if I don't go to the hospital to pick her up, then I don't have to take care of her, right?"

The more Xu Damao thought about it, the more he felt that this method was feasible. He became very excited and made up his mind immediately. He refused to go to the hospital to pick up the person no matter what.

But Cao Zhengshuang and Sha Zhu both thought of this.

The next evening, when the two finished a busy day's work, they met unexpectedly on their way to the hospital.

"Cao Zhengshuang, what are you doing..." Sha Zhu looked at the person in front of him, his face full of confusion.

"Silly Zhu, you too..." Cao Zhengshuang responded to the other party with the same doubt in his heart.

After a short silence, the two said in unison: "Go to the hospital to pick up the deaf old lady?"

Before they finished speaking, they smiled at each other, as if they had a telepathic connection.

A hint of sarcasm appeared on Sha Zhu's lips: "Cao Zhengshuang, ah Cao Zhengshuang, I never thought that a guy like you with thick eyebrows and big eyes could be so insidious and cunning!"

Cao Zhengshuang quickly defended himself, "No way! I was just worried about the deaf old lady."

Sha Zhu snorted coldly: "Come on, stop pretending to be a good guy here. But since we have the same goal, let's temporarily cease fire and go together.

After all, we all care about the old woman."

Just like that, because they had a common hostile target, Sha Zhu instantly formed an alliance with Cao Zhengshuang.

The two came to the hospital together, and when they entered the ward, they found the deaf old lady lying quietly on the bed resting.

Hearing someone approaching, the deaf old lady opened her eyes with great effort. When she saw that the people coming were Cao Zhengshuang and Sha Zhu, she was immediately furious.

"Great, Cao Zhengshuang! You actually have the guts to appear in front of me. I'll beat you to death!"

The deaf old lady was furious and tried to grab the things around her and throw them at Cao Zhengshuang, but because she was paralyzed all over, she could only move her mouth and twist her head, but she couldn't move her body at all.

"Don't be so angry, old deaf lady. Look at your body now. You are already paralyzed in bed and can't get up. No matter how angry you are, you can't do anything to me."

Cao Zhengshuang spoke slowly with a teasing smile on his face.

In contrast, Sha Zhu seemed much more reasonable. He quickly comforted her, "Calm down, old deaf lady. We came here to bring you some great news!"

"What good news? Don't try to make me happy."

The deaf old lady muttered in doubt.

"It's like this, from now on, Xu Damao will be fully responsible for taking care of your daily life. Not only that, he also plans to recognize you as his godgrandmother!" Sha Zhu narrated vividly.

"What? Xu Damao? It's that brat!"

The deaf old lady opened her eyes wide, with an expression of disbelief on her face, but deep in her heart she was deeply moved. She had never expected that Xu Damao could do such a thing!

Just then, a doctor happened to walk into the ward.

Seeing this, Cao Zhengshuang hurried forward and asked, "Doctor, can this patient go through the discharge procedures now?"

After a brief examination, the doctor nodded in agreement: "Well, you can be discharged from the hospital.

However, it should be noted that since the patient is paralyzed, he must be cared for wholeheartedly and meticulously by his family after returning home.

"Doctor, don't worry. We will do our best to take good care of the old lady and take her home immediately." Cao Zhengshuang patted his chest and promised.

"That's good. You can go and complete the discharge procedures." The doctor turned and left after giving the instructions.

"Shazhu, go with the doctor to handle the formalities." Cao Zhengshuang urged.

"Okay."

Since the deaf old lady is a five-guarantee household, she can enjoy free hospitalization, but she has to pay to rent a wheelchair.

Feeling extremely distressed, Sha Zhu had no choice but to follow the doctor to complete the discharge procedures for the deaf old lady.

After Sha Zhu paid the wheelchair rental fee in great anger, he couldn't help but curse in his heart: "Cao Zhengshuang, this vicious dog, really has bad intentions! Humph, just wait and see.

Xu Damao has already suffered bad luck, and it will be your turn next! "

Sha Zhu pushed the wheelchair back to the ward, carefully picked up the deaf old lady and placed her on the wheelchair, and then the two of them pushed her out of the hospital and started their journey home.

Unfortunately, the road was not smooth and it was very bumpy all the way.

The deaf old lady couldn't stand this torture, so she strongly requested: "Zhu Zi, please rent me a tricycle. It will be more comfortable this way."

Facing the deaf old lady's request, Sha Zhu replied helplessly: "Old lady, this journey is not too far. Please be patient for a while, we will be able to return to the courtyard soon."

In this way, Sha Zhu pushed the wheelchair forward with difficulty, while Cao Zhengshuang followed closely behind him like a follower.