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The police finally arrived and Jia Zhang immediately complained to them.

"Police comrade, you must take Cao Zhengshuang away. He is the scourge of our courtyard."

"That's right, he has no respect for the elderly or the young..."

The people in the courtyard told the police comrades about the heinous crimes committed by Cao Zhengshuang.

The police comrade was speechless for a while.

They knocked on Cao Zhengshuang's door.

"Hey, police officer, you're here. That's great. I have something to report to you."

Cao Zhengshuang was not panicked at all.

"Comrade Cao Zhengshuang, right? I heard that a good kid got injured in your house?"

Cao Zhengshuang immediately told what had happened.

The police were speechless. It was not Cao Zhengshuang's fault at all.

"Comrade police officer, it's his fault. He shouldn't have put a mousetrap at home." Jia Zhang emphasized again.

The police officer explained: "Auntie, your grandson's injury has nothing to do with Comrade Cao Zhengshuang."

“He is not the one responsible.”

"So this matter has nothing to do with him."

"this?"

Jia Zhang was speechless. She didn't expect that she wouldn't be able to blackmail Cao Zhengshuang today.

In the end, this criticism and denunciation meeting ended in failure.

Jia Zhang couldn't swallow this humiliation, so she set up an altar in the front yard early the next morning.

There was a portrait of Lao Jia on the table, and two incense sticks were lit.

As soon as Yan Bugui went out, he saw what Jia Zhang had done and felt very unlucky.

Cao Zhengshuang was on his way to work when he saw this scene.

"Old Jia, open your eyes up there and take Cao Zhengshuang away quickly."

"He is a piece of shit. He only knows how to bully our Jia family."

Cao Zhengshuang is not afraid of this thing, he is a staunch atheist.

He even commented with interest: "Aunt Zhang, your altar is really shabby."

"You should put out some food. You only light incense and don't put anything else out. Isn't this a bad omen?"

"Lao Jia will definitely punish your family."

Jia Zhang cursed: "Bah! Old Jia is from our Jia family. How could he punish one of our family members?"

"When he punishes, he's also punishing bad people like you."

"Haha, Aunt Zhang, what era is this now? You are still practicing feudal superstition here."

"Be careful, I will report you to the police station and let you receive ideological education again."

"Cao Zhengshuang, don't be so complacent. Old Jia will definitely punish you." Jia Zhang said angrily.

"Pah, what the hell is Old Jia?"

"Whose underground house is empty? My parents are probably already underground, beating up Lao Jia."

Cao Zhengshuang pushed his bicycle and swaggered past the altar.

He spat casually.

"Cao Zhengshuang!"

Ignoring Jia Zhang's roar, he went to work happily.

At this time, Jia Dongxu passed by the front yard and saw his mother carrying him on her back and actually doing this thing.

At that moment, he said helplessly: "Mom, please don't do this thing."

"What era is this? If you are not ashamed, then why should I be ashamed?"

"There's nothing to be ashamed of."

Jia Dongxu was also helpless. He had no idea what to do with such a superstitious mother.

Behind the courtyard gate, Jia Dongxu finally waited for Yi Zhonghai, and the two went to work together.

On the way, Jia Dongxu complained about his mother's feudal superstition.

Yi Zhonghai frowned and said, "I know. I just talked to your mother in the front yard, but she didn't listen."

"Yes, it's so unlucky. I've felt something is wrong these past few days. I always feel like there's something unclean staring at me in the dark."

Jia Dongxu looked around in fear.

This is when the animal attractant that Cao Zhengshuang sprinkled on Jia Dongxu took effect.

It’s just that Jia Dongxu was lucky and didn’t encounter any large animals on his way to and from get off work.

"Dongxu, you've been to school, too. Don't be too superstitious."

Yi Zhonghai taught.

When the two people were passing through the alley, a yellow stray dog ​​suddenly came out.

"Hey, there's a dog!"

Jia Dongxu drooled instantly.

These days, most stray dogs on the street have been caught a long time ago, but he didn't expect to encounter one today.

"Ow!"

However, before Jia Dongxu could think of attacking the stray dog, the dog suddenly rushed towards him as if it had seen some delicious food.

"Oh my God!"

Not only Jia Dongxu was afraid, Yi Zhonghai was also afraid.

The two men ran away.

Unfortunately, how can a man outrun a dog?

The stray dog ​​bit Jia Dongxu's right calf quickly, fiercely and accurately.

"Ouch, don't bite me, don't bite me."

Jia Dongxu kept swinging his right leg, wanting to hit the dog, but was afraid of being bitten.

At the critical moment, it was Yi Zhonghai who made the contribution.

"Get out of here."

Yi Zhonghai kicked the dog hard on the head.

"Woooo..."

The stray dog ​​was injured and felt that the man was not someone to be trifled with, so it immediately ran away with its tail between its legs.

At this time, Jia Dongxu's right calf had already started bleeding.

"Ouch, it hurts."

Yi Zhonghai saw that it was not good and said, "I have anti-inflammatory medicine at home. Dongxu, come with me to apply the medicine first."

"Thank you, Master."

Nowadays, if someone is bitten by a dog, most people don’t remember to get a rabies vaccine.

No one takes it seriously.

This also led to the dog eradication campaign in the 80s.

At that time, because so many people were suffering from rabies, it was considered a terminal illness, so a nationwide dog eradication campaign was launched.

"Dongxu, what's wrong with you?"

In the courtyard, Jia Zhang saw Jia Dongxu limping back and asked worriedly.

"Mom, don't mention it. I was bitten by a dog on my way to work today."

"So that's how it is. Mom has a solution."

Yi Zhonghai said: "I have anti-inflammatory medicine at home, just apply it to Dongxu."

"No, this is a dog bite. It needs to be treated with boy's urine and dog hair."

"Lao Yi, don't worry about this matter. This is my expertise."

“This is how we treat it in our village.”

Jia Dongxu wanted to cry but had no tears: "Mom, we have to believe in science, or I should go to the hospital."

"It's just a minor injury, why go to the hospital?"

Firstly, Jia Zhang was reluctant to spend money, and secondly, she thought it was a minor illness and there was no need to spend money.

He immediately went out for a walk, borrowed some dog hair from someone else's house, put it in a basin, and lit a fire.

After the dog hair was burnt into ashes, she took the basin back to the house and looked for Banggeng lying on the kang.

"Great! Sizzle it."

Banggeng was lying on the kang listlessly. His injured right foot prevented him from going out to play, and he was very depressed.

After hearing what grandma said, he sat up and contributed a handful of boy's urine.

Seeing this, Qin Huairu asked curiously, "Mom, what are you doing?"

"Dongxu was bitten by a dog, and you, a heartless person, didn't care at all."

Qin Huairu was speechless for a while: "Mom, I don't know!"

"That's enough. You should take care of your own son yourself."

After collecting these things, Jia Zhang went out to find Jia Dongxu.