Siheyuan: I can change size at will

The five dollars that Secretary Wang lent Yi Zhonghai was enough for him to buy some corn flour to fill his stomach.

In the steel rolling mill, Yi Zhonghai had just come out of the toilet after cleaning when he met Cao Zhengshuang.

Cao Zhengshuang pinched his nose and said, "Hey, isn't this Master Yi?"

"Why, are you here to clean the toilets and experience life now?"

Yi Zhonghai was furious, but he also knew that the current situation was not suitable for arguing with Cao Zhengshuang.

He frowned and said, "Cao Zhengshuang, if you want to go to the toilet, go to the toilet. Be careful not to poop in your pants."

"Haha, it's okay. I'm young and I can hold it in."

"On the contrary, Master Yi, you are old and still a poor man, and now you are cleaning toilets again."

"I seem to have foreseen your miserable later years."

Cao Zhengshuang stabbed Yi Zhonghai in the heart a few more times before happily going to the toilet.

In an instant, the river flows eastward, and the rivers rush forward. I feel so happy to bully Yi Zhonghai before going to the toilet.

Back in the workshop, he continued to slack off.

But this time he didn't choose to clean, but instead took a ruler to measure the workpiece.

As for why it takes a whole day to measure a workpiece, Cao Zhengshuang replied: "This is the craftsmanship of a great country."

The bell for the end of get off work rang.

After Jia Dongxu cleaned up his work area, he went to find his master Yi Zhonghai.

The two of them went home together.

"Master, this Cao Zhengshuang is really too much. I find that I can't deal with him now."

Jia Dongxu sighed.

Yi Zhonghai was also angry.

He was dismissed from his position as manager of the courtyard.

At the steel mill, he is now a cleaner.

It is really impossible to continue to embarrass Cao Zhengshuang.

Yi Zhonghai gritted his teeth and said, "It's okay. When Master Li comes back to work, I'll have him deal with Cao Zhengshuang."

"Besides, the employee skills competition will be held in a month."

"Then we will secretly sign up Cao Zhengshuang and make him look bad in front of all the factory leaders."

"Isn't he lazy? We have to expose his poor work attitude in front of everyone..."

The employee skills competition is a competition that the steel rolling mill attaches great importance to, and all leaders will attend.

Jia Dongxu became very excited when he thought about Cao Zhengshuang being embarrassed in front of everyone in the factory.

"Haha, if this kid is lazy and doesn't study all day, I wonder what he will do when he gets to the competition."

Two people were walking on the way home when suddenly a flash of yellow passed by in front of them.

"Dog. It's the dog that bit me a few days ago."

Jia Dongxu was resentful of the dog. Although the dog flashed past him quickly, he still recognized him in an instant.

"Why? Is there a dog?"

Yi Zhonghai also had to cheer up.

In this age of material scarcity, encountering a stray dog ​​is definitely a great blessing.

As long as we can catch it, we can eat meat.

Moreover, for well-known reasons, there are very few stray dogs in the capital, so anyone who encounters one will never let it go.

Jia Dongxu looked around and picked up a brick that was handy. "Master, I want to catch this dog today."

"Let's go, I'll go with you."

Yi Zhonghai also picked up a brick from the ground, and the two of them chased in the direction the dog left.

"Ow~"

"Where to run!"

The two men chased and intercepted the big yellow dog, and finally beat it to death.

"Master, this dog weighs at least 10 kilograms. We two families will eat half, and the rest will be sold in the pigeon city."

Jia Dongxu was holding the big yellow dog in one hand, looking overjoyed.

Yi Zhonghai also nodded: "Yes, this meat can't be kept in summer."

"Take it to the pigeon market tonight and sell it. Don't keep it overnight."

"it is good."

The two happily returned to the courtyard and met the gatekeeper Yan Bugui.

When Yan Bugui saw Jia Dongxu carrying such a big dog, he immediately asked, "Jia Dongxu, where did you steal this dog?"

"I'm telling you, stealing a dog is a very serious mistake."

"Give me the dog and I'll send it to the neighborhood office. This way you won't be punished."

Yan Bugui said this with great righteousness, and tried to snatch the big yellow dog from Jia Dongxu.

Jia Dongxu took a step back and avoided Yan Bugui's grabbing hand.

Yi Zhonghai also stopped in front of Jia Dongxu and frowned, "Old Yan, you are going too far."

"This is the stray dog ​​that Dongxu beat. He didn't steal anyone else's dog."

Although Yan Bugui is still the third uncle, Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong were successively dismissed, and he became the first decision-maker in the courtyard.

Naturally, he would no longer take Yi Zhonghai seriously.

"Old Yi, don't say anything careless."

"Whether this dog was stolen or not, it can't talk, so I naturally can't listen to your opinion."

“So I’m going to confiscate this thing.”

Yi Zhonghai was furious. He didn't expect Yan Bugui to be so arrogant.

He pointed at Yan Bugui's nose and cursed: "Old Yan, don't go too far."

"Do you think that because I'm not the first person in charge of the hospital, you don't take me seriously?"

Yan Bugui laughed and said, "Old Yi, I am targeting the matter, not the person."

"The origin of your dog is suspicious, so it is reasonable for me to confiscate it and send it to the street office."

Yi Zhonghai smiled instead and said, "Old Yan, if you insist on bullying us like this, then I can only ask the deaf old lady to come out and help us make the decision."

"Deaf old lady!"

When Yan Bugui heard the name, he immediately backed off.

The deaf old lady is the pinnacle of the Siheyuan.

The oldest and with the highest seniority.

Yi Zhonghai also took care of the deaf old lady, so naturally they had a very good relationship.

If Yi Zhonghai really invites this old guy out, he will be really difficult to deal with.

Yan Bugui could only cough and say, "Old Yi, the deaf old lady is so old, please don't bother her."

"This dog is dirty. It looks like a stray dog ​​without an owner."

"Dongxu, you are doing a good job in getting rid of harm to the people!

Yan Bugui gave in, and Yi Zhonghai finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Soon the news that Jia Dongxu had killed a stray dog ​​spread throughout the courtyard, attracting the envy of countless people.

“I didn’t expect Jia Dongxu to be so lucky that he could actually beat a stray dog.”

"Dog meat, it must be delicious."

"The Jia family is really lucky."

In order to show off that he could eat meat, Jia Dongxu moved the stove to the central courtyard and cooked the dog in front of everyone.

Although the seasoning is not complete, the aroma of dog meat still spreads from three miles away.

Cao Zhengshuang smelled this and ran to the central courtyard to take a look.

At this time, Qin Huairu was cooking dog meat, and Jia Dongxu stood aside like a victorious general.

When he saw Cao Zhengshuang coming, he deliberately asked, "Cao Zhengshuang, do you want to eat dog meat too?"

"No, I don't want to."

No one knows how many germs this stray dog ​​carries, so Cao Zhengshuang doesn't dare to eat it casually.

However, thinking of some knowledge he had gained before traveling through time, Cao Zhengshuang suddenly came up with an idea.