Siheyuan: I can change size at will
Chapter 41 Jia Family's Ensemble
"Haha, this universal blockade formation can block all sounds and also make doors and windows tight."
"Valid for 12 hours."
"I hope the Jia family, who ate dog meat and mung bean cakes, can survive these 12 hours."
Cao Zhengshuang laughed and flew back to his room.
Next, it’s time for the Jia family to perform.
"Delicious, this dog meat is so fragrant."
"Grandma, I want to eat more."
Bang Geng said while licking his lips.
"Come, my dear grandson, eat more, so your right foot will heal faster."
Jia Zhang picked up a piece of meat with bones and put it in Banggeng's bowl.
Banggeng lowered his head and started eating suddenly.
This meal of dog meat was the best meal the Jia family had had in half a year.
Except Qin Huairu, everyone was satisfied.
Jia Dongxu stood up, holding the remaining half of the dog meat and said, "Mom, I'm going to the pigeon market to sell dog meat."
There were no refrigerators in those days, and it was summer, so fresh meat was difficult to preserve.
Although dog meat can be pickled with salt, it is obviously more important to sell it for food.
"Go, and pay attention to those red armbands. Don't let them catch you." Jia Zhang warned.
"Mom, don't worry, they won't come out at night."
The red armbands are specifically used to catch speculators.
In a case like Jia Dongxu's, there is no problem in catching a dog and eating its meat himself.
But if you want to sell it, that's speculation.
If you are caught by the red armbands, your illegal gains will be confiscated, and in serious cases you will even go to jail.
Of course, despite all the talk, the red armbands are not strict and they don’t arrest people on the street every day.
After all, the general environment dictates that many people need places like the pigeon market and the black market.
After all, many people don’t have enough coupons at home. If you don’t allow them to buy food at high prices at the pigeon market or the black market, what will happen if people starve to death on a large scale?
Therefore, the red armbands turned a blind eye to speculation and profiteering.
As long as you don't go too far, they won't catch you.
Jia Dongxu carried the dog meat and tried to push the door, but found that it would not open.
"Hey, what's going on?"
"Why can't our door be opened?"
Jia Dongxu asked curiously.
"Could it be broken?"
Jia Zhang said with heartache.
The door is broken and it costs money to repair it.
"Let me see!"
Jia Dongxu squatted down and checked the bolt under the door and found that there was nothing wrong with it.
"How strange!"
Jia Dongxu stood up and suddenly felt a sharp pain in his abdomen.
At the same time there is a feeling of nausea and vomiting.
"Ouch!"
Jia Dongxu covered his stomach and cried out.
"Dongxu, what's wrong with you?"
Jia Zhang asked with concern.
"Mom, I have a stomachache and feel a little nauseous."
Jia Dongxu had cold sweat on his forehead.
"Oh, nothing happened. Maybe we ate too much tonight."
Jia Zhang didn't think so.
"Well, I just need to go to the bathroom."
Jia Dongxu pushed the door hard, but found that he couldn't open it. He suddenly clamped his legs together, feeling that he was about to come out.
"Mom, help me push the door open."
Jia Dongxu said with a pale face.
At this moment, he had concentrated all his strength on one point.
He has to endure and hold it in.
"Okay, I'll push... Ouch..."
Jia Zhang suddenly covered her stomach and began to wail.
"Dongxu, my stomach is starting to hurt too."
"Mom, it seems you ate a lot of meat tonight!" Jia Dongxu also thought that this was because he ate too much oil and water tonight.
"Dad, grandma, my stomach hurts too!"
Bang Geng held his stomach and lay on the table, his face pale and in great pain.
Qin Huairu was stunned, it seemed that she was the only one who was okay.
It seems that not having to eat dog meat tonight is a blessing in disguise.
"Grandma, I can't hold it anymore. I need to poop."
Bang Geng yelled.
"Hold it until we open the door and go to the bathroom together."
Jia Zhang and Jia Dongxu held back the pain in their stomachs and pushed the door together, but the door seemed to be welded shut and could not be opened no matter how hard they tried.
"I can't call you. It's over."
Jia Dongxu resisted the urge to unload the goods and said in despair.
"Qin Huairu, why don't you come over and help?"
Jia Zhang looked at Qin Huairu who was watching the show on the side and shouted loudly.
"Mom, I'm here."
Even with the combined efforts of three people, they still couldn't open the door.
"It's over, it's over, I'm almost at my limit!" Jia Dongxu said in pain.
"Dongxu, please bear with it for a while."
Jia Zhang looked out the window and immediately came up with a solution.
"Let's jump out the window."
"Mom, you're so smart."
Jia Dongxu stepped onto the kang, but due to an impulse, he almost unloaded the goods on the spot.
"No, no, I have to endure it."
"Jia Dongxu, you can do it. This is far from your limit."
"Go, victory is just around the corner."
"Push the window open, then you can jump out and go to the toilet..."
Jia Dongxu kept encouraging himself in his heart, he gritted his teeth and climbed onto the kang.
Then he started to push the window next to the kang.
Soon, he said with a sad face: "Mom, this window can't be opened either."
"I can't open it. It's impossible!"
Jia Zhang didn't believe it. She just climbed onto the kang when she suddenly staggered and a melodious sound was heard.
There was silence at the Jia family's house.
Bang Geng held his stomach and said innocently, "Grandma, I think you pooped your pants."
Jia Zhang looked embarrassed and said with a stiff upper lip: "Bang Geng, you are seeing things."
"Grandma just farted."
"But grandma, your pants have changed color..."
Jia Zhang's face felt like it was on fire at this moment, she was so embarrassed.
But this was just the beginning. Jia Dongxu couldn't hold it any longer, so he jumped off the kang and rushed to the kitchen with the urine pot.
Soon, a melodious sound sounded again.
Bang Geng couldn't help it either: "Dad, are you done yet? I want to go too."
"Wait a minute, I'm not done yet..."
"Puff...Puff..."
In the kitchen, the sound of Jia Dongxu unloading goods could be heard continuously.
"Dongxu, hurry up, I want to go too."
Even though Jia Zhang had already unloaded the goods, she still felt that she had not unloaded them completely.
"Mom, wait a minute..."
"Dongxu, I really can't wait any longer. Come out quickly and let mom go in and take care of it first."
"Mom, I'm not well yet..."
"Dad, I can't help it."
Bang Geng rushed into the kitchen and found... and squatted beside...
The sounds of "puffing" came one after another.
Soon, a bad smell spread from the kitchen to the whole house.
Qin Huairu held Xiaodang, covered her nose, and hid aside.
"Dongxu, great! I can't help it either."
Finally, Jia Zhang rushed into the kitchen and joined the ensemble.
puff puff!
Boom!
The ensemble music in Jia's house never stopped for the whole night.
This caused Qin Huairu a lot of trouble. Although she was physically fine, three people in her family were all infected.
She had to take care of all three of them.
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