Bengtie: The daily life of a retired star god

[Ahem, when you read this book, don’t use your brain, so leave your brain behind! After you leave your brain behind, don’t delve into some of the settings I made myself! ]

[I incorporated my own worldview into this. Of course, the main plot is still based on the collapse of the iron storyline. Of course, the bitterness is also indispensable... After all, who made me a loli heitai... (The villain's laughter!)]

[Note: This book was banned once due to some special reasons, so the article has been greatly revised. A lot of the content is now very different from the original content. If you feel that some content is not right, it may be a trace of the past. Tsk, the content in the future should be more modest... But I will try my best to put in some of my own ideas. ]

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In the vast universe, various stars are twinkling, which looks very charming.

However, in this beautiful starry sky, there is a place where a fierce battle is breaking out!

"boom!"

A loud bang sounded on a planet.

“Ahhh… why… why?! I’ve already compromised, why are you still pursuing me?!”

Two balls of light, one black and one silver, emerged from the explosion of the planet.

"Why? How could the [Evil] Star God - Scourge, who has achieved Star Godhood for thousands of Amber Ages, fall to this state? Remember when I embarked on this journey to become a Star God five hundred Amber Ages ago, I remember you looked down on my small [concept], didn't you?"

Shu Shu emerged from the silver light ball, holding a very ordinary long sword in his hand, and just quietly looked at the scarred natural disaster opposite him.

The sword in Shu Shu's hand was engraved with densely packed words.

"Defense Break", "Critical Hit", "Explosive Injury", "Sharp", "Tetanus", "Chain Explosion"...

Basically, all the top words in the universe to describe the attack power of a melee weapon are written on this sword.

"【Concept】That guy's weapon is really a foul, but his fate is even more foul..."

Somewhere in the universe, countless strange-looking humanoid creatures are destroying a planet.

A white-haired man with countless cracks on his body, especially a golden crack on his chest that was oozing golden blood, turned his gaze towards the place where the two star gods were fighting.

[Destruction] Star God - Nanook, a young Star God who was born five hundred Amber Ages ago (I am not quite sure when Nanook became a Star God, so I designed it to be five hundred Amber Ages ago).

The star god Shu Shu, who controls the destiny of [concepts], was born earlier than him, so the title of the youngest star god was directly taken by Nanook.

Of course, Nanook was also a young and fearless person. When he just became a Star God, he went to find Shu Shu, the youngest Star God before him.

At that time...

To be honest, that was Nanook's most humiliating battle.

Originally, the star gods sparred with each other, but they could never kill each other in a one-on-one fight, unless the star gods had similar destinies and could devour each other through fighting.

But no matter how you think about it, the two destinies of "destruction" and "concept" have no similarities at all.

Therefore, if the two of them fight, there won't be any "Star God Fate" involved.

but……

That battle exhausted Nanook both physically and mentally.

Why on earth was this battle so exhausting?

The main reason is that the definition of a thing by "concept" is too broad.

One word can broaden various vocabulary.

Let me give you an example of a simple concept.

"River God", one of the four generals of the Concept Legion now under the command of "Concept".

This "River God" is no ordinary person.

The concept given to this "River God" by Shu Shu is "If someone drops something into the river, give him three times the amount, two of which are better, and ask him if it is what he dropped. If he is honest, give him everything. If he is wrong, confiscate everything."

This concept is very strange. It can be said that the scope under his jurisdiction is relatively large... There are so many words and the limitations have already been mentioned. It is definitely not of much use.

But the scope of His responsibility is small...but this concept is so amazing.

After all, Nanook, who took the initiative to start the Star God War at that time, didn't expect that... the Milky Way could also be a river!

At that time, the "River God" kept driving various warships into the Milky Way and constantly used this concept to obtain new, more and more powerful warships.

If it weren't for the fact that the power of destiny in the "River God" was only enough for him to reach the level of "Commander", and the army's upper limit could only reach this level, otherwise, the ordinary soldiers on the opposite side might have a higher combat power than him? !

Not only are his subordinates powerful, but the weapon in the hands of that star god Shu Shu is even more foul.

At that time, Shu Shu had just become a Star God not long ago, and had not yet refined any particularly good destiny-specific weapons.

Shu Shu's weapon at that time was a hastily prepared pink-looking (macho pink~) magic wand.

At the beginning, there was only a concept attached to the magic wand.

At that time, Shu Shu had just become a Star God. He used a large amount of destiny power to give himself a concept. He did not have too much destiny power to make a special weapon, so he made do with a weapon with only one concept.

But Nanook didn't need any weapons at that time.

After all, as a powerful being who will destroy his destiny to the end and become a Star God, His weapon at the beginning is Himself!

But because there is no similarity in their destinies, they can't do anything to each other.

But that guy's weapon is really disgusting!

The concept on that guy's pink magic wand was called "women's clothing".

The concept of "women's clothing" is particularly meaningful.

This concept does not mean that a person should simply wear women's clothing.

After all, this is a concept.

What is the concept of women's clothing?

Anyway, when we were fighting the Star God War with Nanook, the concept of the women's clothing was "forced to become a woman and put on a women's dress with suspenders, and danced a strange dance called 'Chicken, You Are Too Beautiful'".

Anyway, Nanook had just become a Star God not long ago, and wanted to make a name for himself through a Star God War, but not only did he fail to win the Star God War, he also lost all face.

Basically, all the star gods who came to watch the battle at that time came to watch Him perform that shameful dance.

What made him feel even more uncomfortable was that the “Memory” guy actually turned the scene of Him performing that strange dance at that time into a light cone called “The Most Embarrassing Memory of the Star God”!

Over the years, He has been trying every means to get this thing back from His "memory".

When I finally got the light cone from "memory", I found out that it was just a copy. According to "memory", the real light cone was taken away by "concept".

To be honest, this directly eliminated Nanook's idea of ​​taking the cone of light back.

Just kidding, if I were to go find that guy to ask for that light cone, who knows, I would have to contribute some famous scene, and then be recorded by "memory" and made into a light cone, which would bring shame to myself throughout my life!

"but……"

Nanook's gaze once again turned to the battlefield between the two star gods.

"His fate and that of [Evil] should not be similar... Why did you start the Star God War at this time?"

There are three ways to kill star gods known to all living things in the world.

The first is that between two similar roads, the narrower road is swallowed up and assimilated by the wider road. Taiyi of [Order], one of the four star gods of [Reproduction] who was defeated in a group fight, was swallowed up by [Harmony] Hippe.

The second path is the war between the star gods.

Back then, [Breeding] died because of the war of gods, but it was only because of a righteous gang fight that he died. Under normal circumstances, a war between star gods with different destinies can only cause the death of a star god if multiple destinies work together to deal with one destiny.

Those who besieged [Breeding] at that time were the four star gods of [Pleasure], [Order], [Protection], and [Exploration]. Under the righteous gang fight, [Breeding] could only fall under the kick of this circle of justice.

The third path is a fight between two people who have reached the extreme in the same destiny, and the strongest person becomes the Star God of that destiny (this is just my guess. The Galaxy Hunter in Bengtie feels that he may want to use the third method to help me become the Star God of Destruction to replace Nanook.)

"【Concept】We should not have any different ideas. For five hundred years of the Amber Age, I have not stopped your army from expanding its territory! Why are you launching a divine war against me?!"

Tianzai looked at Shu Shu and asked angrily.

"Natural disaster..."

Shu Shu looked at Tian Zai and raised the sword in his hand.

"You know what? I come from another world like you? But it's not your world..."

"what……"

Tianzai's eyes widened as he looked at Shu Shu who was slowly opening his palms.

"Are you... sent by the main system to hunt me down?!"

"Roughly the same……"

Shu Shu shrugged helplessly.

"At that time, I was a college student who went back to my hometown to play during the holidays. Suddenly, a truck came out and knocked me into a time and space hole, and sent me here. Then a system appeared and asked me to kill you..."

"Why don't we cooperate? With the fighting power of the two of us as star gods in this world, we can rule this plane forever! Why should we listen to that system and kill me?"

Tianzai said as he looked at Shu Shu, the expression on his face was very confident.

"The difference in strength between us is not that big. Neither of us can do anything to the other. It's hard to tell who will win..."

In fact, the gap between them is quite large, but because they are all of similar star god status, it is difficult for them to eliminate each other unless they are surrounded and beaten, or they happen to restrain each other's fate.

"Yes, when I became a Star God five hundred Amber Ages ago, our strengths were similar, so I had to endure for five hundred Amber Ages. So guess why I need to initiate a God War against you today, five hundred Amber Ages later?"

Shu Shu raised his other hand and slowly opened it. There were two words on his hand.

"Deicide"

"No... Impossible, Star Gods cannot kill each other!"

Tianzai panicked when he saw the two words on Shu Shu's hand.

He wanted to use the power of destiny to escape from this place, but the surrounding space had already been given the concept of "indestructible".

This was a big net that had been designed for him a long time ago, and now was the time to close the net.

(Publish the content first, save some drafts, and update three times a day on the 15th...)