Bengtie: The daily life of a retired star god

"Cuckoo..."

After Shu Shu and Clara labeled several monsters as "harmless little cuties who can dance ballet".

Shu Shu looked at the Fatty Iceman who was dancing ballet over there and several world-ripping monsters who were holding ice axes and dancing ballet with the Fatty Iceman, and nodded.

Although the dance was a bit eye-catching, Clara seemed to like this scene very much.

The way this fat guy keeps flapping his short legs and dancing there is inexplicably funny.

Of course, the cooperation with the ice-attribute monsters nearby with ice axes in their hands was also pretty good.

Because it has been more than 500 Amber Ages since he came to this world, the time span is too long, and Shu Shu can't even remember the name of this monster.

Even when it comes to the plot, I only remember the part I like best.

When he first became a Star God, he wrote down some things that he thought were very important, all of which were the most exciting parts of the future plot.

He even asked the useless system to create some songs for him.

For example, the execution song of Kokolia "Wildfire" and the execution song of Xinhai "Water Dragon Song".

These two songs are likely to be used in the future, so he specifically looked for the system to create these two songs for himself.

As for the other songs...

Shu Shu also made some for himself to listen to music and pass the time when he had nothing to do on weekdays.

This might be the last bit of effect of that useless system...

Sometimes when I am really too free, I will go to a planet with fish and give my fishing rod a "never empty-handed" concept.

But here's the problem.

He had clearly given his fishing rod the concept of "never come back empty-handed", but even though he said he would never come back empty-handed, for some reason the things he caught were all so strange.

To be honest, sometimes Shu Shu feels that the fisherman is born with a concept that even he cannot cover with his own star god power?

He dropped things several times, and what came out were seaweed, rocks, and everything else, but no fish?!

Can you believe this?!

The fishing rod that was given the concept of "never catch a fish" couldn't catch a single fish? !

At that time, Shu Shu felt that every fisherman was born with the concept of "absolute air force"? !

Otherwise, when he goes fishing, he has already attached some concepts to the fishing rod and can still catch nothing.

He also tried to go fishing on some planets that allowed fishing, but...

I don’t know why, but I just can’t catch any fish.

Even Ah Ha managed to catch some fish several times when fishing, but for some reason even the Star God could be caught from the river, but this fishing rod that was given the concept of "never coming up empty-handed" just couldn't catch a single fish!

He was so angry that he would beat Ah Ha severely every time he caught him to vent his anger.

And Aha was also happy to be beaten and ran away laughing.

And then, from then on...

Shu Shu's nightmare began.

At the beginning, it only came out after I caught some strange things, haha.

But thousands of years ago, for some reason, every time I went fishing, the first thing I caught was a mask...

Then Aha would fly away with a smile after being beaten by him, and then take the bait again.

The God of Fun just picked him when he was fishing and got bored there, right?!

"Tsk..."

Shu Shu looked at Clara there, clapping her hands and staggeringly dancing with Bing Pang and the other world-ripping monsters holding ice axes. Shu Shu first endowed Clara with the concepts of "unparalleled" and "Star God's power".

I have nothing to do...

Shu Shu clenched his fists.

My hands are itching to beat Ahaha...

He took out a bucket filled with fish from his personal space and was endowed with the concept of "compressed space", which was the size of a bucket on the outside but actually had the size of a sea inside. Then he took out a fishing rod from the matter conversion device.

Skillfully mark the concept of "never come back empty-handed" on the fishing rod.

Make a nest, hang bait, cast the rod, catch the fish! Catch the fish...

"Ha! Ha! Ha! Any time! Any place! Shu Shu is fishing! Aha, it's bitten!"

One of Aha's masks was tightly biting the fishhook and was pulled out of the bucket by Shu Shu. After one mask came out, countless masks flew out of the bucket!

any time!

Anywhere!

【Joy】Aha!

Bite the hook again!

After Ah Ha's mask came out of the bucket, just when Shu Shu was about to laugh at him, he saw a familiar stick coming towards his core mask.

"I go!"

One of Aha's masks was knocked away by the stick.

"Ahaha, how embarrassing!!!"

As the core mask was knocked away, the remaining masks followed the knocked-away mask and chased in the direction it flew.

Shu Shu looked at the flying mask, stood the stick in his right hand vertically on the ground, put his left hand on his eyes, imitating the Monkey King looking into the distance, squinting his eyes to see how far he had knocked Aha's mask away this time.

Under the force of this time, Aha's mask was directly knocked out of the underground floor and flew out.

at the same time……

In the Klippeburg.

Cocolia sat alone in the office, feeling a headache. For some reason, she always felt as if she had done something bad during this period of time.

But she felt something was wrong...

This feels weird...

Suddenly, a familiar voice appeared in her mind:

"Cocolia... Cocolia... You want power, right? If you need it, I can help..."

Cocolia was startled and immediately asked, "Who are you? How can you help?"

"I can grant you a powerful force that can destroy everything in your path and help you eliminate the potential dangers outside of Beloberg. I can also melt the ice and snow so that Beloberg can have a true new life!" The mysterious voice answered vaguely.

After hearing this, Cocolia fell into deep thought. To be honest, when she heard that the ice and snow would melt and Beloberg would have a real new life, she was really moved.

"How do I gain that power? What is the price?" she asked cautiously.

"Don't worry, as long as you believe in me, the power will automatically come to you. As for the price..." The voice smiled slyly, "The price is that you will gain eternal life and boundless power, and become the master of this new world. Isn't this what you have always dreamed of?"

"A new world?" Cocolia murmured to herself. She felt that this was an opportunity given to her by God.

"That's right, in that world there is no pain, no worries, everything is so beautiful." The voice said temptingly.

Cocolia was bewitched by it and was somewhat tempted.

And then at this moment...

"boom!"

“I will definitely come back!!!”

(Let us thank Big Big Wolf! Uncle Wolf’s passionate dubbing!!!)

A mask suddenly emerged from under Cocolia's feet, broke through the roof of Kripal Castle and flew high into the sky.

When this mask flew out, countless masks suddenly broke through the floor and chased after the mask and flew out of the sky.

"Oh my god! The fucking [Joy] Star God?!"