Bengtie: The daily life of a retired star god

Shu Shu didn't know that because he wanted to beat Aha again, a small accident occurred.

But fortunately, the impact is not too great.

Besides, even if he found out that things had changed, he wouldn't have any thoughts.

After all, he has become the top combat force in Bengtie—the Star God!

Even if there is a trap set by the [mysterious] star god “Myth” here, so what?

He has already successfully killed a star god.

Even if he destroyed Mi Si's plan, He could only swallow his anger, because this was Shu Shu's strength and the confidence brought by his record!

……

"Let me see if the quality of the coffee beans is still good..."

Shu Shu looked at the black coffee beans that had just come out of the pot and nodded.

To be honest, he was so bored that apart from beating Aha, he could only see if he could replicate some drinks from the previous world in this world of Bengtie.

Milk tea is relatively simple to make. All you have to do is make caramel, add milk and tea and filter it. Clara quite likes milk tea.

After all, they are children, and children like to drink sweet things.

As for drinks for adults...

Although Shu Shu wanted to drink, he didn't feel anything when drinking wine. It would take a long time to make wine...

Not only is the taste spicy, it can also make people drunk. Although as a star god with top combat power in the world, he will not get drunk, but...

That kind of experience is really not pleasant...

Shu Shu could only settle for the second best and turn his attention to another drink - coffee.

He had tasted this thing before. In his previous world, when his roommate Shen Bai was experimenting with coffee in the dormitory, he often gave them failed products to drink.

Sometimes it's either too sweet or too bitter.

But since it's free, we can't expect it to taste too good, right?

And occasionally there are a few successful cases, and the taste is very good.

He hasn't had it for many years and he missed the taste a bit, so he thought about whether he could make coffee himself.

But obviously, this burnt coffee bean is most likely not drinkable...

Shu Shu helplessly poured the failed coffee beans into the masked mouth of Aha next to him.

"Uncle, this thing of yours is burnt. It doesn't taste good. It tastes a bit bitter..."

Aha gave this evaluation with a smile after tasting these failed coffee beans for a while.

"I think you can try adding something sweet when baking. I think it tastes better when it's sweeter..."

Shu Shu nodded, turned around and took another portion of coffee beans from the material conversion device.

This time I will definitely roast the coffee beans into shape!

"Tsk..."

Shu Shu once again poured the failed coffee beans into the mouth of Aha's mask.

"Uncle, why don't you just stop doing this? You really don't have the talent to make coffee..."

Aha's mask circled around Shu Shu, smiling and piercing Shu Shu's heart.

Shu Shu grabbed the mask with a dark face, opened the door, and threw the mask into the air under the puzzled gazes of Swarovski who was farming and Clara who was playing house with the monsters from the Rift Valley that she brought back. A baseball bat appeared from nowhere in his right hand.

"I go!"

"Ahaha, how embarrassing!"

"Remember to go fishing when Uncle needs me! Ahaha will definitely bite the hook on time!"

After leaving two sentences that made Shu Shu's face turn black, Ah Ha summoned the debris floating in the air and left this place.

"Don't come back! I don't want to catch you every time I go fishing!"

Shu Shu's face darkened as he punched Aha out of the ground again...

"Hey kid...I will definitely come back!"

The pile of debris broke through the surface and flew out of the planet Yalilo VI, scaring Sambo, who had just arrived at the upper area and was about to make a fortune using the concept of "luck" given by Shu Shu.

"I wipe..."

Sambo scratched his exposed waist and looked at the pile of debris that was gradually flying away...

"That should be Aha, right? Did he offend that adult and get beaten up again?"

As a believer of joy, he knew some of the unspeakable secrets of Aha and Shushu.

After all, Aha is the God of Fun, and he often talks about how he once again angered the Concept and got beaten up with many joy believers in the Tavern as a funny thing.

For example, three or four thousand years ago, Aha gathered all the joyful believers in the [Tavern] and said that he was beaten because he got close to the bait of the [Concept] Star God when he was fishing and took the hook.

When being beaten, Aha felt that it was really fun, after all...

The friend was beaten because Aha destroyed his rod that had already caught a fish. To Aha, that was a really interesting thing...

I don't know what belief supports Aha, but during this period of time, every time the [Concept] Star God goes fishing, no matter where Aha is in the universe, he will instantly teleport and bite the fishhook, and be fished out by the [Concept] Star God from where there are fish.

“Tsk tsk tsk… Forget it, this is a matter between two Star Gods, I can’t interfere…”

Sambo shrugged his shoulders, looked at the concept in his hand and smiled.

Suddenly…

"boom!"

Sambo lowered his head with a stiff expression.

"Zhao! Why did my clothes explode into pieces of skin?!"

At the same time, a god of fun who did not want to reveal his name saw his believers running naked in the snow, and decisively took out the mobile phone that Shu Shu had specially equipped for him and took several photos.

This is a really fun thing. If we give it a special column in the Interstellar Peace Report so that the whole universe can see this scene, it would be really interesting...

Sambo felt bad immediately when he looked at his naked body and the pile of broken skin fragments around him that belonged only to his clothes.

No, why did my clothes explode into skin fragments?

I guess no one... Damn!

Sangbo was stunned for a moment, then he suddenly realized what was going on.

Looking at the concept of "luck" in his hand, Sambo could only use it on himself with great pain.

Although as a believer in joy, he still finds this kind of thing quite amusing, but...

Because he was a believer in joy, he knew that Aha must have taken photos nearby!

When Ah Ha was fooling around with Shu Shu, he learned a lot of tricks to hurt others. After all, the way to practice the concept of "happiness" is to enjoy life while you can.

After hanging out with Shu Shu for a while, Ah Ha learned more tricks to play pranks on people, and sometimes he even targeted famous people!

For example, Fleming, the founder of Interstellar Peace Corporation, was walking on a carpet at some point, and Ahab put a banana peel under his feet...

Just like that, the founder of Economic Peace Company fell backwards, and the back of his head came into close contact with a mass of grain reincarnation that appeared out of nowhere...

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Notes:

The Reincarnation of Grains: Reply