Bengtie: The daily life of a retired star god

"I've bought you the brand of mobile phone you wanted. You can go to this planet to get it later..."

After Shu Shu said out a set of interstellar coordinates, he frowned as he looked at the pile of circus debris still floating there.

"What are you still doing here? I've already bought you a phone, just go get it. It's the latest model, don't you want it?"

The pile of floating circus debris in front of Shu Shu was still motionless...

Suddenly Shu Shu discovered something. He stretched out a finger and poked the pile of debris. Suddenly, the pile of debris lost gravity and fell to the ground.

"Boiled!"

Shu Shu looked at the pile of debris on the ground.

"I knew that Ah Ha would never take the conventional route. Is he going to buy it for free again?!"

No one would dare to object to Aha, the Star God, going to Zero Yuan Shopping. After all, he is a Star God, one of the strongest fighters in the entire universe, but...

You said you wanted to buy for free, so why did you wait for me to buy something for you before you went to buy for free? After that, you just mentioned my name, patted your butt and left with a bunch of free stuff!

In the end, you're going to ruin my reputation, right?

"Boiled!"

Shu Shu was very annoyed and put the pile of circus debris into a special space.

"Forget it, forget it. Every time this guy goes to Zero Yuan Shopping under my name, he won't bother me again for a long time..."

Shu Shu came to the vegetable garden, took the hoe from Swarovski's hand and started hoeing the land.

"Finally, I can live a peaceful retirement life..."

……

"This word is pronounced as ge...gege..."

On this day, Shu Shu was holding Clara in his arms and teaching her how to read word by word using a children's book.

I have been busy farming during this period. Although these tasks can be directly handed over to Swarovski, Shu Shu feels that it is more meaningful to do these tasks by himself down to earth.

After he had finally hoeed the ground and sowed the seeds, he finally had time to teach Clara to read.

As for the survival of those vegetable seeds...

He is not competent in this regard anyway. At best, he can form a concept after these seeds germinate and then leave them alone.

Just a few days ago, Swarovski said that he would set up a machine tribe here to maintain order in the entire lower area.

Shu Shu did not restrict this guy's freedom and let him watch the whole thing by himself.

"The thorns touched each other, snap, snap..."

At this moment, the lights in the whole room suddenly started to flicker...

"Tsk...is there another problem in the power room?"

Shu Shu put Clara on the chair and asked him to sit down obediently, then went to check the condition of the power room.

Shu Shu opened the door of the power room and walked in to take a look.

"Emm... I remember I clearly set the concept of 'never tired', but how come a few monsters were still exhausted to death?"

Shu Shu frowned and kicked the fat man who was lying on the ground motionless.

After confirming that this guy is really motionless, you can throw him into the matter conversion device.

This monster was created from the rift. Some time ago, when Shu Shu was out playing, he discovered a rift passage in an orphanage in the Rock Climbing Town.

After discovering this rift channel, Shu Shu directly used his ability to forcibly bring the rift channel to the vicinity of his home and use it as a labor production site for a power generation room.

However, the monsters that came out of here are a bit too fragile. Logically speaking, the monsters here should have strong vitality, but I don’t know why the monsters caught from here died within two days...

"Oh my... this feels really troublesome..."

Shu Shu came to the rift, captured a few more rift monsters, marked them with concepts, and threw them into the power room to start working.

"Ah... I really don't know why..."

Shu Shu looked at the model workers who were diligently generating electricity in the power room and shook his head helplessly.

"I just asked them to work 24 hours a day to generate electricity. How come these monsters disappeared after just a few days?"

Shu Shu just felt extremely bad right now. It would be nice if he had an Aha to beat at this moment.

But unfortunately, in the past two days, because Aha went to the Interstellar Peace Company to find the founder there, there were several waves of zero-yuan purchases.

I guess Aha won’t take the bait in the next few years.

Because what Aha can buy for free is enough for him to have a lot of fun in the universe.

After about two or three years when Ah Ha gets tired of playing with those things that he bought for zero dollars, Shu Shu will be able to fish him out by casting a hook.

Shu Shu took out the bucket containing the sea again, scooped a fish out of it, and slapped the fish a few times without saying a word.

"Why? Tell me why! Why? Tell me!"

The fish slapped by the frame: Don’t ask me! If you want to ask, ask the person you want to ask. I am just a fish swimming in the sea that you suddenly caught and slapped me in the face!

Most of the fish that Shu Shu kept in that bucket of sea actually had quite high IQs.

After all, Shu Shu would throw in some things with his own [concept] destiny power from time to time.

There are also many members in his [Two Thorny Ape Legion] who came out of the bucket where he fishes daily... emmm...fishes for Aha.

It can be said that there are many seafood in this bucket.

Shu Shu slapped the fish so hard that it vomited blood, but the fish refused to say anything.

At this time, Shu Shu's cell phone suddenly rang...

Shu Shu took out his cell phone and took a look.

Yo ho... Interstellar scam call?!

No, you are a fraud, and you have defrauded a star god?

Shu Shu was so amused by this phone call.

Shu Shu was just about to hang up the phone, but he suddenly thought of something interesting and looked at the fish in his hand.

"Hey hey hey..."

A bold idea suddenly popped up in Shu Shu's mind.

Shu Shu condensed two concepts in his hands: "speaking human language" and "fraud genius".

Shu Shu applied these two concepts to the fish that had been beaten by him until it vomited blood.

"I'll answer this scam call later. If you can't get the other end to give you 100,000 credit points, I'll cook you into braised fish!"

“Yes… yes, ahem, sir… I… I… I will try my best…”

The fish, which had been beaten to death, spoke with great effort and was healed by Shu Shu using his strength and thrown into a basin of water. Shu Shu placed a small stool next to the basin and put the phone on it.

"I'm telling you, if the other side can't beat me for 100,000 credits, I'm going to blow your head off and make braised fish!"

After saying this, Shu Shu walked into the house and continued to teach Clara to read.

"Hello sir, we are here..."

……

"elder brother……"

Clara looked at Shu Shu with excitement in her eyes. Shu Shu nodded and rubbed Clara's head with a smile.

"Clara is amazing. She finally learned this word..."

"Uh-huh……"