Bengtie: The daily life of a retired star god

"Elliot, long time no see..."

Shu Shu was sitting on a boss chair in a room of a large spaceship, holding a little black cat in his arms. He was stroking the cat's chin while looking at the room's almost luxurious decoration.

"Tsk tsk tsk... I didn't expect that after following Mi Si, your quality of life would deteriorate..."

“Meow… meow meow meow! (What are you talking about… my quality of life has deteriorated because of you, okay? You made me go hungry for nine meals in three days… and you just gave me the concept of ‘not being hungry’ and kept masturbating me for three days!)”

"Meow meow meow! (Look at what you said, is this human language? Do you know what it feels like to be touched for three consecutive days and your hair is almost rubbed off?)"

"Meow meow meow! (If I hadn't asked you for something, I wouldn't have revealed my coordinates to you! But you came up and beat me back to my original form, and even gave me the concept of 'can only meow'!)"

At first, Elio didn't want to reveal his coordinates to Shu Shu at all.

When I was hanging out in the universe with Shu Shu, I was basically the one being masturbated 24 hours a day.

Although cats feel comfortable when you pet them on a daily basis, you can't pet a cat all the time, right?

The most serious incident was when Shu Shu stroked Elliot so hard that he became a hairless cat. Because he looked too ugly without hair, Shu Shu despised him and gave him the concept of "excessive hair".

If the mysterious star god Misi had not taken it in as his messenger, opened its intelligence and took Elio away from Shu Shu, Elio would have lived his whole life under Shu Shu's command like a cat that could be petted at any time.

"Emmm... Now that I've petted the cat, I can start communicating with him..."

Shu Shu looked up at the ceiling.

"Hello, takeaway~"

A dialog box suddenly appeared in front of Shu Shu.

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National Destiny System: Hello, you are the host that guy told me about, right?

National Destiny System: Let me briefly explain to you the rules of this national destiny.

National Destiny System: This national destiny is to summon the world you originally lived in at the beginning of the plot, and three people from each country begin to participate in the plot about Collapse of Iron.

National Destiny System: Who is the person that the guy helped you win to select your country to participate? This right...

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Shu Shu looked at what was displayed on the dialog box and his eyes lit up when he thought of something.

Is that so good? The three people who can be directly selected to participate in the national destiny...

but……

Shu Shu looked at the dialog box and asked solemnly.

"Can I take a look at the situation in my previous world? I just want to know how the people I know are doing now, especially my five roommates..."

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National Destiny System: OK, wait a moment, I need to talk to the person in charge there first before I can play it for you.

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After Shu Shu stroked the cat for a while, the screen lit up again.

Five floating windows with videos appeared in front of Shu Shu.

Shu Shu was amazed at the situation in the barrage.

"That kid Shen Bai actually already has a girlfriend. I definitely can't choose this guy. It's not good to destroy someone's happiness."

Shu Shu watched him and a white-haired girl with heterochromatic eyes snuggling together in a snowy area, watching the sunrise, and they even kissed each other.

After the kiss, Shen Bai looked at him with a playful look on his face, his lips still moving.

[You copper smelter, just live well over there. I won’t go to your world to mess with the fate of the country. I have a wife here, so I won’t hang out with you in Bengtie anymore…]

"Shit! How did that guy know? Did you inform them?!"

Shu Shu looked at the lip translation subtitles that the National Destiny System had thoughtfully prepared for him. Shu Shu looked at the subtitles and asked.

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National Destiny System: That guy is a strong man in your world. If you want to film him, you must get his consent. No one else has...

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"I wipe..."

Shu Shu looked at the introduction given by the National Destiny System and suddenly felt that the world he lived in before was a bit magical.

"That kid Shen Bai is really a hidden talent..."

Shu Shu shook his head and looked at the other video windows, but the first glance at the other window was a lightning strike at the opening.

"That kid Bao Haimian... Damn! Steel wool?! Is he having so much fun? And... since when did this kid start to have the same hobby as me?!"

Shu Shu looked at Bao Haimian who was with a little loli and quickly closed the window.

"This kid is playing so wildly, there is absolutely no need for him to come here..."

Shu Shu looked at the remaining three windows. It was okay. There was nothing wrong with these windows. They were just having a drink together...

The only problem is...

What's the meaning of putting my black and white photo there and taking turns toasting to me?

No, you really think I'm dead?

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National Destiny System: emmm... I've read your introduction. You were hit here by the previous truck driver who sent people through time. Being hit by a truck, in their eyes, you are indeed the same as dead.

National Destiny System: Just be thankful, at least someone still remembers you. After all, you are an orphan in that world.

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"Okay, okay, these three people actually remembered me. That's them three..."

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National Destiny System: Okay, dear, please choose how to let them come into this world. We provide three options here.

Option 1: Being selected in a normal national destiny novel and being directly teleported here.

Option 2: Due to some accident, the people over there died and came here.

Option 3: Get hit by a truck, enter a time-space hole and come to this world. (This option may cause a concussion)

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“Three! Three!! Three!!!”

After seeing the third option, Shu Shu decisively chose this one.

This is how I got through it, so of course my good brother has to get through it too.

What's more, he has several ways at hand that can allow normal people to become star gods. When the time comes, he can just let these three brothers take off on the spot under his leadership.

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National Destiny System: OK, things are almost done, I will leave first. When the plot starts, I will gather all the Star Gods who can come here, and they will come to join in the fun...

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"OKOKOK..."

Shu Shu made an OK gesture and then started petting the cat. After the light curtain disappeared, Shu Shu continued to pet the cat. Looking at Elio who was in a daze in his arms, Shu Shu smiled.

"Why? I'm letting you know what the future changes will be... When your script is in progress, three more star gods may pop up. Hmm~ It's very interesting to think about it."