Bengtie: The daily life of a retired star god

"The two of us?"

[Hunting] Lan took off his mask and ate melon seeds while chatting like an old man eating melon seeds on the street.

When he heard Shu Shu mention him, he looked at the [Abundance] pharmacist next to him.

"The main reason why we fight is that our fates are mutually exclusive. At the beginning, I was indeed angry at the pharmacist because of the side effects of longevity."

"But... after becoming a Star God, I also thought carefully about the past, and I found that the pharmacist did nothing wrong. It was our people from the Immortal Boat who went to the pharmacist to ask for immortality, and the pharmacist did give us immortality. Everything has a price when it is obtained. Isn't the demonic body the price of immortality? In fact, the fundamental reason for the whole thing is the people of the Immortal Boat’s desire for immortality..."

"But now, because of our destiny, we are fighting like this, and I cannot destroy Him. Once I destroy the Pharmacist, there will be nothing left for me to fulfill in my destiny, and I will be gone."

The pharmacist planted a peach pit nearby, and using the power of abundance, the peach pit soon grew into a peach tree full of fruits.

"My fate of abundance prevents me from fighting back, so we are in a state of mutual support and mutual restraint. Basically, we are in a stalemate..."

As the pharmacist spoke, he put his arm around Lan's neck.

"Sometimes when we're fighting, we dance together or do something like that, what do you call a disco? Next time we fight, why don't we come and dance together?"

"Haha...yes, yes, it's a good thing to have more people at a disco..."

Lan also echoed from the side.

"No wonder, no wonder..."

Aha said with a smile on his face.

"No wonder Fengrao and the hunting patrol always died down halfway through their fights. I thought you guys were the ones who ran away. It turns out you guys were just partying together. Why didn't you ask Aha to join you? Aha is so embarrassing!"

"Are you drinking?"

After using his ability to record the calculations made by Bo Shi Zun, whose brain was smoking, and Nanook, who was pointing at the blue screen and cursing like an idiot, [Memory] Fu Li used his ability to replicate the precious wine from a previous planet.

"liquor?!"

As soon as Ah Ha saw several jars of wine next to the table, he immediately became interested. He reached out to open the mud seal on the wine, picked up a jar of wine, and drank it "tons of it".

"Uncle, you should drink too! This wine is really delicious! It's not intoxicating!"

While drinking, Ah Ha also broke the mud seal of a jar of wine and handed it to Shu Shu who was leisurely eating melon seeds next to him.

"Ok?"

Shu Shu, who was eating melon seeds, took the wine that Ah Ha handed to him. After taking a sip, he found that there was indeed not much alcohol in it, just a drink with a strong smell of alcohol.

It tastes pretty good.

"Ahaha, how long do you think those two guys are going to stare at that screen over there?"

As Shu Shu took a big sip of the drink, he turned his head to look at Nanook, who was pointing at the blue screen and cursing, and Bo Shizun, who was standing next to him with white smoke coming out of his head.

"Ahaha doesn't know, and doesn't want to know..."

Ah Ha looked at the two star gods over there, shook his head, and then looked at [Memory] Fu Li who was working hard to create a light cone next to him.

"Fuli, what do you plan to name this cone of light?"

"what?"

Fuli had just created a cone of light in which Nanook pointed at the sky and cursed, and looked at Aha with his face made up of countless mirrors.

"A name... I'm still thinking about this..."

Shu Shu said after looking at the cone of light.

"In my opinion, this cone of light is called 'Star God Driven Crazy by Being Scumbag'."

"Hahaha, this is fun! [Destruction] Nanook was abandoned?! Hahaha... Interesting, interesting. The name of this light cone has been decided! It's called 'The Star God Who Goes Crazy Because of Being Scumbed'"

Fu Li watched the conversation between the two funny people next to him, and he understood that if he didn't do it according to Shu Shu's idea, he would definitely be kicked out by the two of them.

So the name "The Star God Who Goes Crazy Because of Being Scumbag" was engraved behind this cone of light.

"Emm...Speaking of which, how long will Nanook continue to curse there?"

[Protection] Clipper looked at Nanook who was pointing at the sky and cursing and raised his doubts.

I don’t know why, but after coming here, his brain seemed to be developed, and his smart IQ popped out from his brain that had gone crazy because of building walls.

Of course, He Himself knows that this is only temporary, but it doesn't matter. His destiny of [Preservation] has forced Him to build walls, and there is no other way. Clipper accepted this fact a long time ago.

"Okay, forget about that guy. He's alive and well, so he's fine. Look at Bo Shi Zun, it's like there's water in the circuit board, white smoke is coming out of it. Could there be a short circuit?"

Lan couldn't help feeling worried when he saw the white smoke coming out of the Boshizun not far from Nanook.

This robot head shouldn’t explode here, right?

"Who knows? They are just like that..."

Shu Shu shrugged and said, suddenly he saw another cone of light appear in Fu Li's hand. The image on this cone of light showed Bo Shizun looking at a blue screen with white smoke coming out of his head.

"Wow, the production speed of this light cone is quite fast. What should we call it?"

Shu Shu looked at the cone of light, stroked his chin and thought, and soon he thought of the name of the cone of light.

"If you figure this thing out, it's called 'intellectual incompetence'. This big piece of iron has been calculating for a long time but still can't figure out what this thing is. Isn't this a manifestation of incompetence?"

"What Shu Shu said is right!"

When Shu Shu's good friend Aha heard the name Shu Shu gave to the light, he quickly jumped out and said that this name was correct for this column of light.

"emmm..."

Fu Li was about to retort, but seeing the fierce gazes of the two-star gods, as well as the [Hunter] Lan who was drawing his bow and arrow, and the [Protector] Krippo who had his hammer out, Fu Li engraved the name that Shu Shu had said before on the back of this cone of light.

Shu Shu and Aha did this kind of thing a lot in their daily lives, so Fu Li could understand it...

but……

Klipper! And you! Lan! How come you two Star Gods who normally don't care about anything are threatening me?!

You two have nothing to do, why are you joining in the fun? !

Do you also think that the name of this light cone is reasonable, so you teamed up with these two funny people to threaten me? !

No... naming this light cone "Intellectual Incompetence" is really funny to you?!

Fu Li thought about it.

Emmm...

If he were to say it himself, it was quite amusing to give this Light Chase this name.

hey-hey……

"By the way, we can just get together a table here, do you want to play Landlord?"

Shu Shu saw that there were quite a lot of star gods here. The national destiny system asked them to stay here for twenty-four systems, which was quite boring for a day, except for the idiot next to him who was cursing like an idiot.

And there are exactly five star gods next to the computer that seems to have a short circuit.

emmm...【Memory】has to be kicked out. Letting this guy play Landlord will not lead to any good results.

There are exactly four of us left, so we can play a game of Landlord...