Bengtie: The daily life of a retired star god

"These guys are really good at making cakes..."

Shu Shu patted a monster next to him who was beating egg whites with a whisk and said.

"Xuan'er, let me tell you, once I've marked a concept on it, it will follow that concept and gain the corresponding ability. No matter what kind of creature it is, even a Star God can be influenced."

As Shu Shu spoke, he kicked the outer universe flame next to him.

"What are you looking at? Turn your head away! You are just a cake baker, what are you looking at here! And you!"

Shu Shu looked at the fat man who was whipping cream with a whipping machine driven by a circular saw in his hand.

"What are you looking at? Do you have to whip the cream here? Why don't you go somewhere else where there's no one? I've given you the concept, so you should know how to avoid suspicion!"

Shu Shu looked at the dimensional piggy bank that served as a mount under Fu Xuan.

"As a vehicle, you have to lead good people! Among so many piggy banks, I chose you to be my wife's mount! You should feel lucky! Otherwise, you would have become one of the roasted meats over there!"

As Shu Shu spoke, he pointed to the place next to him where a fire monster was roasting meat and was spitting fire from outer space.

Those were some piggy banks with extremely high-quality meat that he found on nearby planets. They were all the plump and cute looking piggy banks.

Cute means delicious, so he grabbed these cute piggy banks and used them as ingredients.

Shu Shu saw Fu Xuanqi's piggy bank by chance. This piggy bank was very eye-catching, mainly because it was too fat.

As soon as he patted it, it felt DuangDuang. Just by patting it twice, he knew it was absolutely comfortable to sit on, so Shu Shu grabbed it and used it as Fu Xuan's mount.

This is Piggy Bank, who is trembling a little as he looks at the parts of his own kind on the grill.

It can understand Shu Shu's language, but it knows that its only destiny now is to be a mount.

Maybe I will have to be this mount for the rest of my life.

Although it was very unwilling, compared to resisting and losing his life, being able to survive as a mount was already good enough.

Besides, the Piggy Bank family is beaten everywhere they go. Its cousin suddenly disappeared some time ago. Everyone thought that its cousin was gone, but what was unexpected was that the cousin actually sent it a message (the setting of this book: Piggy Banks have a special way of communication).

It learned from its cousin that its cousin had been tied up as a human and became this human's pet. It no longer had to live in fear.

Moreover, the human was very kind to its cousin. Rather than treating its cousin as a pet, it would be more accurate to say that it treated its cousin as a family member.

And now it is also faced with this choice, to become the mount of the strong man in front of it. In the future, unless this strong man dies, it can live a carefree life.

Otherwise, you will refuse to become the mount of this strong man, and then be killed by him and become a piece of meat on the barbecue.

No matter which piggy bank it is, it will decisively choose the first option. After all, which piggy bank would want to die if it can live?

No one knows why those people came to hunt down the Piman clan.

The Piggy Bank Clan just wanted to live an ordinary life, eat, drink, have fun, and collect some small things every day. It wasn't a big request, but...

Why would those people want to attack an entire group of them just because of the little trinkets they collected?!

The piggy bank expressed its incomprehension, but now it decided to do its current job well. After all, the person in front of it was a strong man.

Before he could even react, his second uncle was gone. Technically speaking, the meat on the grill belonged to him.

"Xuan'er, the cakes will take some time to bake, let's eat some barbecue first..."

Shu Shu brought the freshly grilled meat to Fu Xuan. Fu Xuan took the grilled meat and looked at the plate with a frown.

"Uh... why don't you eat it? This is top-quality pork brisket. It's the best kind I've ever found. It's absolutely delicious..."

Shu Shu said as he picked up a piece of meat and started eating.

As soon as you take a bite, the juice in the meat explodes in your mouth. The taste of the meat is very good, and the roasting technique is also very good. The meat is very tender and does not have too much fishy smell. Although no seasoning is added, the taste is already very good.

“Any candy?”

Fu Xuan looked at the meat in the plate, looked up at Shu Shu after a long while and said.

Shu Shu: ………………

No, why do you have to add sugar to barbecue?

Shu Shu looked at Fu Xuan's serious expression and helplessly took out a bag of sugar from his pocket. He did not give the sugar directly to Fu Xuan but sprinkled some sugar on each piece of meat himself.

The amount of sugar sprinkled is not too much, just enough to ensure that each piece of barbecue is evenly covered with sugar grains.

"Just a little bit of sugar? It probably won't taste good, right?"

Fu Xuan picked up a piece of meat, tasted it, and finally looked at the barbecue with some disappointment.

“Not sweet enough…”

Shu Shu: Why do you eat so many sweet things? Aren't you afraid of tooth decay?

"Can you..."

Fu Xuan looked at Shu Shu and asked.

Shu Shu still shook his head decisively.

"Don't think about it. Eating too much sugar is bad for your health..."

"Humph!"

Fu Xuan didn't say anything, just lowered his head and ate the barbecue angrily.

But when Fu Xuan thought about the cake he would have later, he didn't eat too much of the barbecue, and only about half of the plate of barbecue was left.

Shu Shu looked at the remaining half plate of meat, and then at the piggy bank that was carrying Fu Xuan without complaint.

"Open your mouth, this piece of meat is a reward for you..."

Shu Shu squatted down and looked at the piggy bank and said.

Piggy Bank: ???

You want me to eat my second uncle! No, you want to kill Puman and his heart!

Are you full of money?

Ah, no, this guy is a human being, not our piggy bank.

Correct……

So...are you a human being?

The fat piggy bank finally opened its mouth wide under Shu Shu's gaze and let Shu Shu pour the entire plate of barbecue sprinkled with sugar into its mouth.

Today's charcoal-grilled pork has the flavor of my second uncle.

Uncle, I'm sorry...

The piggy bank chewed a piece of meat with a sad heart. The gravy exploded in his mouth. The white sugar enhanced the flavor. The whole meat was roasted to be crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. It tasted really good.

Piggy Bank: Uncle, I’m sorry...

But you are so delicious, I want to eat a few more bites...

No, I'm not that kind of piggy bank!

How could I eat my second uncle's meat so happily!

But Uncle is really delicious...

The piggy bank was struggling internally. Shu Shu looked at the piggy bank eating so happily and nodded.

From now on, all the leftovers at home can be fed to this piggy bank.