Bengtie: The daily life of a retired star god

"Ahhh~ Enough, enough..."

After flying around for a while, Shu Shu finally had enough fun. He let go of Bai Lu and threw her out.

"Hehe! Now you know how powerful Master Bailu is!"

When Bai Lu saw that Shu Shu was finally thrown out by her, she immediately looked at Shu Shu with great pride.

"Hum..."

Shu Shu stood upright in the air, slowly brushing off the non-existent dust on his clothes...

“Tsk tsk tsk… He became so arrogant after being given a little strength. He’s over 300 years old, why is he still like a child? Forget it, he’s already turned into a dragon, so he should be considered a demon or something…”

Then I think this line should be very appropriate~

Shu Shu started driving and pointed at the pink dragon drawn by Bai Lu and shouted.

"You evil dragon! I can tell at a glance that you are not human!"

Bai Lu:? ? ?

No, what's wrong with your head? The Chiming clan is originally dragons? Of course they are not human beings... What the hell are you talking about here?

Shu Shu rode directly on Bai Lu's head and reached out to take back the concept attached to her dragon horn.

Bai Lu quickly shrank like a deflated balloon, and slowly turned back to its previous appearance. The dragon scales turned into clothes, and he was held in the air by a pair of fleshy dragon horns.

Bailu: ?(?–?)?

Didn't I already transform into dragon mode? Why can't I transform back? Why did this guy transform me back to dragon mode just by pinching my feet?

"Haha~ Isn't it back to normal now?"

Shu Shu looked at Bai Lu and couldn't help but smile like a dragon king...

Then he looked at Bai Lu in his hand and yelled!

"Bold and evil dragon! I want you to help me practice!"

Bai Lu:? ? ?

What? You want me to help you practice?

Shu Shu opened a space hole on the side and threw Bai Lu in. Then he made a sound as if he had eaten ten Soul Hall elders.

“Hehehe… If it’s a dragon girl, her cultivation speed will definitely be faster!”

Emmm... What we mean is, since you are already the top star god in the universe, why do you still need to practice?

……

"Oh my... Was the person that guy just took away the medicine-carrying dragon girl of the Chiming Dragon Clan from the Danding Division?"

Fu Xuan looked at the scene in the sky and took a sip of tea slowly.

"Fu Qing has a very good eye. The one that I, Youxing Tianjun, took away just now is indeed the current Dragon Lord of the Chiming Dragon Clan. Speaking of which, it seems that Fu Qing had asked him to make medicine before..."

Jing Yuanyuan said this and suddenly looked at Fu Xuan's forehead.

"If I remember correctly, there should be a Dharma Eye on Fu Qing's forehead that was given to him by Master Bo Shi. Fu Qing is troubled by the rejection reaction between the Dharma Eye and the body of the Immortal Seed every month."

"Now that the Dharma Eye is gone, Fu Qing should no longer have to endure the pain caused by the Dharma Eye every month, but at the same time he has also lost the ability to predict the future."

Fu Xuan nodded.

"Miss Jing is right. When Youxing Tianjun took me away, he took away this Dharma Eye that brought me pain every month and returned it to Boshi Zun, and gave me his power."

Fu Xuan said as he looked towards Jing Yuan.

"Jing Yuan! I curse that you will choke when you drink water later!"

Jing Yuanyuan: ???

No, what do you mean?

Jing Yuanyuan subconsciously picked up the cup and drank some tea, trying to calm herself down, but after taking two sips, she suddenly choked.

"Cough cough..."

Jing Yuanyuan picked up the handkerchief beside him and wiped the corners of his mouth. As a general who had once been in charge of strategic planning, Jing Yuanyuan quickly thought of what Fu Xuan had just said.

"Fu Qing, what do you mean?"

Fu Xuan nodded.

"A hundred years ago, Youxing Tianjun gave me the concept that cursing others will definitely come true, but I didn't know it at the time..."

Jing Yuanyuan:…………

I have a saying, I don't know whether I should say it or not, but no wonder my luck has inexplicably become bad since a hundred years ago. When I was walking, either the manhole cover on the side of the road suddenly broke and I fell into it, or I suddenly stepped on something and slipped while walking.

It's the same thing on the battlefield. After winning a battle, I just breathed a sigh of relief, but I slipped and fell on an arrow that I had shot before.

That was a blessing in disguise. Jing Yuanyuan happened to have hemorrhoids at that time, and she had them removed during the treatment.

What made Jing Yuanyuan speechless the most was that one time, he finally got some time to go out and catch some fish, but while he was walking, he was suddenly hit on the head by a flower pot.

Although the damage is not great, the insult is really strong...

Fu Xuan touched his nose and looked at Jing Yuanyuan.

"Now I have a brand new concept, and the previous concept has also been upgraded. Now I can really curse any creature below the Star God with just a few words."

Jing Yuanyuan's hand, which was originally holding the formation knife and was about to chop someone, silently loosened its grip.

It was just a little bad luck before, but now it can be a real curse.

"Oh, Miss Jing, I almost forgot to tell you something very important..."

Fu Xuan touched his nose and said embarrassedly.

"When I first got this, I was pregnant. At that time, I was so angry that I couldn't do anything in Shen Ce Mansion that I cursed you to get pregnant with the Star God's child..."

Jing Yuanyuan:∑(?Д??)

So the reason why I was turned into a woman by Aha and became pregnant with His child was mainly because of you?!

"Alas... Fu Qing, I am so lucky to have you!"

Jing Yuanyuan wanted to say something but stopped herself, and finally could only utter these words in frustration.

There was no way. Fu Xuan still had the concept of being able to curse him, and she couldn't afford to offend him now.

I have been tricked by Fu Xuan's words and have given birth to Aha's child. I can't guarantee that I will be cursed by Fu Xuan again. I don't know what the hell is going on.

"Oh, forget it. I don't care anymore."

"Drip-drip-"

At this moment, the sound of an emergency call suddenly appeared, and Fu Xuan and Jing Yuanyuan looked towards the source of the sound at the same time.

Then he saw Qingque hurriedly taking out the jade from his body.

"Oh no! Master Fu Xuan! Just now a star core suddenly exploded here in Luofu Immortal Boat!"

After reading the message, Qingque ran to Fu Xuan anxiously and said.

"Ah?! How come a star core suddenly exploded here in Luofu Immortal Boat?"

Fu Xuan was stunned for a moment. Fortunately, although Fu Xuan's brain became stupid when she was pregnant, now that the child is born, her IQ has naturally returned to its peak.

"Someone must have sneaked into Luofu with the star core. We can't let our guard down!"

After Fu Xuan finished his analysis with a frown, he patted Qingque next to him.

"Qingque! As the acting general of modern Luofu, you must handle this matter well! I will help you!"

Greenbird: ????ДO???

"Master Fu Xuan, aren't you the real general?! Why do you insist on me doing this?!"