Genshin Impact Internet Cafe: From Wendy to Wendy

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So… Qiqi just wanted to drink coconut milk, but mistakenly thought that coconut milk was the same as goat milk. Goat milk is produced by goats, so coconut milk is produced by coconut goats?!

After realizing that this was a misunderstanding, everyone was speechless. They had just thought that they were narrow-minded and had never heard of the name of coconut sheep.

It now seems that there is indeed no such creature as coconut sheep in reality.

“…I’m sorry, both of you.” Zhongli looked at the Traveler and Paimon awkwardly, and said in an apologetic tone, “Before, in order to be fair to Qiqi, I agreed to too much without thinking…”

After the traveler explained to Qiqi that coconut milk comes from coconut trees, not from coconut sheep, a chuckle was heard from behind the crowd.

"Haha, this is really a meaningful life lesson. Thank you for taking care of my Qiqi." A young man with green hair, golden eyes and spicy strips hanging around his neck appeared at the door of Bubu Lu.

"Your Excellency is..."

"Excuse me, I'm Bai Shu, the owner of this restaurant [Bubu Lu]." Bai Shu briefly introduced himself to the travelers.

"So the boss isn't Qiqi!" Paimeng was a little shocked, then noticed the spicy strips on Baishu's neck and subconsciously complained, "It's a weirdo with medicinal herbs hanging around his neck?!"

Before Bai Zhu could say anything, the white spicy strip suddenly spoke in human language: "How pitiful, Qiqi is already innocent enough, but there are actually people who are more innocent than Qiqi who have been deceived."

"Ah! That herb...that snake, talk, talk!"

Later, after Baizhu's introduction, everyone realized that the white snake was not a medicinal herb, but Baizhu's friend, Changsheng.

Finally, Bai Zhu asked the travelers about their purpose of coming to Bubu Lu.

After learning that the travelers came for the Eternal Life Incense, Bai Zhu smiled softly: "Three million Moras, of top quality."

"Hmm..." After hearing Bai Shu's offer, Zhongli pondered for a moment before continuing, "...three million...it doesn't sound like much at first glance, but from a common sense perspective, it is indeed a bit difficult to handle."

"So many Mora! There's no way we can afford it!" Paimon spread his hands helplessly, "——Not to mention Mr. Zhongli?"

Zhongli replied immediately: “Indeed.”

Because there was not enough money, everyone had to seek help from Master Tartaglia again.

After a while, Master Tartaglia appeared in Bulu. After mocking the Traveler and Zhongli for being fooled by such a silly girl like Qiqi, he mentioned the matter of payment.

"This... Boss Baishu, right? I am the executive officer of the Fatui, sir. If you don't mind, we can cooperate more in the future. If Bubulu needs it, the Fatui can help establish a fast supply channel for coconut milk."

"Humph, I've heard that the Fatui will win over their friends on the underworld, but can Bubulu be bribed with just coconut milk?"

Latiao Changsheng was just about to laugh at Tartaglia's wishful thinking.

When Qiqi heard about coconut milk, she came to Bai Zhu and said eagerly, "Coconut milk, coconut milk, Mr. Bai, coconut milk..."

"Okay, okay..." Bai Zhu looked at Qi Qi lovingly, then looked at Tartaglia with a cold expression, "Thank you very much, Mr. Young Master. I wish us a happy cooperation in the future. I'll give you a discount on the Eternal Life Incense. I'll give you 2.99 million."

"Pfft - is there any difference between three million and two million nine hundred and ninety thousand?!" Paimon complained after hearing the discounted price.

"Well... two million, nine hundred and ninety thousand... it doesn't sound like much at first glance, but from a common sense perspective, it is indeed ten thousand less than three million." Zhongli put his hands on his hips.

???

Zhongli, you are right, don’t say it next time.

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After paying the money, Dadalia walked out of Bubulu alone.

"What an interesting group of people. I haven't laughed like this in a long time." The smile on Tartaglia's face suddenly faded. He looked towards the corner of Bubulu and said softly, "So... before I came here, you were lurking for a long time. Did you hear anything?"

Under the surprised gaze of the players who had played the plot, Ekaterina, the receptionist of the Northland Bank, walked out from the shadows in the corner and said respectfully: "They mentioned that [the Golden House] was taken by the Seven Stars..."

“So that’s how it is, so that’s how it is.” Tartaglia realized, and he finally figured out the key. “Heh, Ningguang, and Qixing, what else could you want to hide in the Golden House…besides the [Immortal Ancestor’s Transmutation]?”

"I'm sorry~" Tartaglia glanced at the traveler in the Bubu House who was unaware that he had learned the key clues, and said to himself without any apology, "I warned you a long time ago, didn't I? You must know the old saying of Liyue: Walls have ears."

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"…Okay, with this, the preparations for the Immortal Sending Ceremony are almost complete."

Yujingtai.

Zhongli looked at the Traveler and Paimon who had been busy preparing for the Immortal Sending Ceremony with a smile on his face: "By the way, as a reward for helping to organize the Immortal Sending Ceremony, I decided to treat you all."

Please... treat me?!

Noticing the travelers and Paimon looking at him suspiciously, Zhongli assured them, "Don't worry, I will remember to bring money this time. Tonight, I will take you to visit the highly praised Gangkou Laojiao."

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