Genshin Impact Internet Cafe: From Wendy to Wendy

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Resurrection?!

When the scattered soldiers heard this, they showed an extremely shocked expression on their faces.

He carefully observed Su Li's expression, but did not see any signs of joking on Su Li's face.

"You...you can even do something as incredible as [Resurrection]?!"

Seeing the scattered soldiers who seemed to be hearing about the resurrection for the first time, Su Li found it a bit strange: "Huh? Are you Fatui so uninformed? Since the first Internet cafe I opened in Mondstadt, many people who disappeared in history have been resurrected one after another... Logically speaking, you should have known about this a long time ago with your undercover agents, but from the look on your face, why do you seem to be hearing about this for the first time?"

"...I have been staying in the Abyss...I just received an order not long ago to come to Inazuma...and wait for an opportunity to get the [Heart of God] of the Thunder God."

"Oh! So that's how it is." Su Li nodded suddenly.

"So... the resurrection is real?!" Sanbing looked extremely excited. He was like a caterpillar, crawling from a distance to Su Li's side. He said eagerly, "You... no, you! If you can really resurrect Niwa, I am willing to pay any price! Even... my life!"

Seeing the scattered soldiers who were willing to give up their lives to revive Niwa, Su Li couldn't help but correct him: "You are confused! Your life now! It was originally in my hands!"

The scattered soldiers who were tied up and left to be slaughtered: "..."

Damn! He is a prisoner now!

How can a prisoner have the right to make demands? !

Seeing the soldier's eyes suddenly darken and he seemed to fall into despair again, Su Li stopped torturing him.

Swipe!

The soldier lying on the ground instantly noticed that the hemp rope that bound him was cut by the invisible wind blade. He looked at Su Li, who was looking at him calmly, in confusion, somewhat puzzled as to why the other party let him go.

Could it be...

The other party doesn’t like [fixed targets] and prefers to shoot [moving targets]???

Just as the soldier, whose brain was a little confused because he had received too much information, was subconsciously pulled up from the ground by Su Li.

He saw Su Li, who had a faint smile on his face, but when his gaze turned to the side, his face showed an extremely intense emotional fluctuation.

"Fuck! Ying! Go easy on me!!!"

"(Slurp)(Chew)(Swallow)...Hmm?" Lei Dianying looked at Su Li in confusion, who had just handed her a bucket of delicious food during the break in the holographic projection. She didn't quite understand what the other person was saying.

What does [Show mercy] mean? ? ?

Snapped!

Su Li slapped his forehead, regretting that he had not said a word when he asked Lei Dianying to hold the bucket of [Special Edition Instant Noodles] for him for a while - wasn't this bucket of noodles for her? !

Watching Lei Dianying who finished a bucket of instant noodles in just a few mouthfuls and even burped, the speechless Su Li had to signal the confused Sanbing with his eyes to wait a moment. He went back to the Internet cafe and made another bucket of special edition instant noodles.

"Here, eat it, this..." Su Li came to San Bing with a bowl of instant noodles with a fork on the lid of the bucket, and before he could say what this thing was and what it did.

Sanbing grabbed the instant noodles and then... swallowed them all, including the fork and the instant noodle box!

What the hell!

No, what's wrong with these two people? Can't they just listen to him? !

Now don’t say that Su Li was shocked.

After swallowing a bucket of instant noodles, the scattered soldier thought that this was some prop that Su Li used to make him [pay the price], and was also shocked.

What shocked him was that the horrible cracks on his body that were caused by his violent struggle healed at a speed visible to the naked eye after he ate the bucket of unknown substance.

“This…what is this?!”

"This is [Super Mysterious Invincible Universe Deluxe Edition Braised Beef Noodles], and its function is..." After simply explaining the function of this special version of instant noodles to Sanbing, Sanbing suddenly realized.

It turns out that what he just ate was a [miracle substance] that could cure all diseases!

However, after learning that what he had eaten was actually the kind of rare and precious thing that one could tell with one's buttocks, Sanbing became even more confused. Why did Su Li, who was previously his enemy, suddenly be so kind as to give him this to eat?

It was not until San Bing heard Su Li's next sentence that he vaguely realized the other party's purpose.

"Actually, if you want to revive Niwa, it's very simple. As long as you help me do one... two things, reviving Niwa will not be a problem..."

"Just tell me who to kill." The soldier, who had seen something from the fact that he had recovered from his injuries, said bluntly.

Su Li frowned: "...What do you mean by [kill someone]?! I haven't even said what happened yet! Look at you, you've been an executive of the Fatui for so long, and you have a very strong desire to kill! This is not good..."

After hearing Su Li's long-winded words, somehow, the soldiers who had disliked Su Li extremely before knowing the [truth], now did not think Su Li was that annoying anymore.

Just when he had more or less listened to Su Li's words and thought about the wrong things he had done over the years, his eyes dimmed a little and he was ready to apologize to Su Li for the first time.

Su Li finally stopped nagging, paused and said: "...The first thing is, I need you to help me kill someone..."

Skirmisher: "..."

Scattered Soldiers: "Who to kill?"

"Kill [the Doctor]. To be more precise, kill all of the Doctor's [slices]."

"Okay." The soldier nodded in agreement.

Seeing that Sanbing did not raise any objections and directly agreed to the first condition, Su Li, who was originally thought to say a few more words, showed a satisfied smile on his face.

Sure enough, at least on the matter of getting rid of the annoying Doctor, he and Sanbing were on the same page.

"As for the second thing, I need you, Sanbing, to shoot some secondary creation videos."

Second...second creation video?

Sanbing, who had never heard of this thing, was a little stunned. Before he could ask what the secondary creation video was, Su Li in front of him waved his hand.

Om-!

A huge mechanical shadow was constructed in the open space next to it.

Soon, Su Li used the ability of the Ruler of Reason to construct a huge mechanical body that was 80% similar to the [God of Righteousness].

"This is!!!"

Looking at the huge machine in front of him, whose chin could only be barely seen if he was kneeling on the ground, Sanbing had a vague sense of déjà vu that he should have some connection with this huge machine.

"This thing is called [God of Righteousness·Satellite Version]..." Su Li looked at his [masterpiece] with great satisfaction, especially the extremely conspicuous antenna on the head of the God of Righteousness, and introduced, "To put it simply, this thing has two functions.

"Function 1: When you pilot the God of Righteousness, you will gain power comparable to that of a [God]."

Comparable to... Gods?!

Hearing this, Sanbing's eyes suddenly widened.

Before, he was still wondering how he, the sixth Fatui executive officer, could deal with the second Fatui executive officer [Doctor], whose strength was comparable to or even stronger than that of a god. Unexpectedly, Su Li gave him the answer directly.

"The second function...that would be really powerful!" Su Li looked at the scattered soldiers whose curiosity was aroused and kept it a secret.

He took out a newly constructed mobile phone and pressed something on the screen. The [God of Righteousness], who had been kneeling on the ground and was as quiet as a chicken, suddenly stood up and...

It flew vertically into the sky and disappeared into the clouds.

“When you don’t need the True Machine God, you can launch it into the sky and turn on the [satellite cruise mode]. In this mode, the True Machine God will become a [satellite], allowing you to use this [mobile phone] to connect to the Internet cafe’s network no matter where you are, and use the network to play games or upload videos.

"If you encounter an enemy that you cannot deal with now, just shout into your phone [Help me! God of Righteousness!], and the God of Righteousness will land next to you within ten seconds for you to command..."

After Su Li's extremely detailed introduction, San Bing roughly understood that the huge machine that Su Li suddenly took out was to help him kill the doctor and shoot the secondary creation video...

"Here, I'll give you this [remote control terminal]." Su Li handed the mobile phone that could remotely control the God of Righteousness to San Bing, and continued, "What exactly is [secondary creation video]? You can watch videos on the small broken website on your mobile phone later. You will understand it naturally after watching it more.

“As for the use of shooting secondary creation videos, I can only say that whether it is to revive Niwa or [make up for] the mistakes you have made, you need to shoot a lot of secondary creation videos and then get enough popularity rewards to achieve it…”

Sanbing looked at the delicate, glowing purple phone in his hand and nodded in confusion.

At last.

Su Li patted San Bing's shoulder and said meaningfully: "Although I can't give you a [heart (xin)], I can give you a [satellite (xing)]~"

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