Genshin Impact Internet Cafe: From Wendy to Wendy

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"Ah, Tvarin is so pitiful..." Barbara wiped the tears from her eyes, her tone a little depressed, "If only my power could heal Tvarin's 'injury', but even the Lord Wind God can't solve the problem, what can I, a small prayer... network administrator, do?"

Barbara, who just remembered that she was no longer a priest, put her hands together and prayed to the heavens: "No matter who it is, as long as they can help Lord Barbatos, the God of Wind, Barbara is willing to bear any price..."

Barbara swore quietly and looked at Wendy who looked a little terrified, wondering why she looked at her with a somewhat... fearful look?

But thinking of the beautiful singing voice of the boy who pretended to be the Wind God in the plot, and her understanding of Tevarin, her expression softened a lot, and she smiled and said, "Before, I was worried that your impersonation of the Wind God would make him angry. Now I am not worried anymore. If the Wind God could hear the poem you just played, he would definitely forgive your reckless behavior... But remember not to pretend to be the Wind God next time~"

Wendy, who was suddenly taught a lesson, said: "..."

Noelle guessed Wendy's true identity: "..."

Noelle tried not to show any strange expression and turned her attention back to the game. Although she was very sure that the bard next to her was the incarnation of the wind god Barbatos, she still couldn't help but be curious about when the wind god would acknowledge her identity.

The plot continues.

After talking to the 'green guy', Noelle learned that the boy's name was Wendy and that he was a bard.

"…to be exact, I won the title of [Mondstadt's Favorite Bard] three times in a row."

Is there such a thing?

As a Mondstadt native, Noelle turned around speechlessly, only to see that Wendy's face looked normal, without any embarrassment or panic at having her 'lie' exposed.

"Huh?" Noelle was a little confused about the situation. Wasn't this a lie from Lord Wind God?

"Hehe, even though I won this honor in Old Mond many years ago, I have won it after all, haven't I?" Wendy thought calmly.

Next.

In the game, Ying and Paimon mentioned Tevarin to Wendy, but unexpectedly, Wendy, who had just recognized Ying and Paimon, pretended to be stupid on the spot: "Huh~~?"

"Hey! No need to pretend to have amnesia all of a sudden!" Paimon in the game couldn't help but complain.

However, when Noelle outside the screen saw Wendy playing dumb, her heart skipped a beat. Why did she feel that the Lord Wind God in front of her seemed... a little wrong?

Before she could think about what was wrong, Ying in the game took out an item under Paimon's prompt...

"Ah! This is--" Wendy on the screen and Wendy outside the screen said the same lines almost at the same time. Looking at the crystal that was as pure as the clear sky, everyone present was a little confused.

Uh… shouldn’t this strange crystal that Captain Qin asked me to investigate be originally red? Why is it now blue, as if it has been purified by something?!

After being surprised, Wendy in the game took out a red crystal from her arms that was exactly the same as the one before purification and gave it to Ying, asking Ying if she could purify it.

After Ying took the red crystal and tried it, she found that she did have a power that could purify the crystal.

Looking at the crystals that had turned into clear blue, Wendy just stretched out her hand and Ying grabbed the purified crystals and put them in her pocket.

"...It looks like this girl's hands aren't very clean... Wait! That's not the point!" Wendy, who finally came to her senses outside the screen, recalled the scene where Ying had just easily purified the crystals filled with filth and impurities. She was shocked, "This girl actually possesses the incredible power to [purify/absorb] the abyss!"

"…Alas, people like you are destined to be included in the poems sung by bards. Standing in the sun will surely make you a hero, and standing in the shade will bring disaster…"

Wendy's emotional words on the screen made Wendy outside the screen agree with them.

If there really is a prototype of this girl in reality, then...

Thinking of a possibility, Wendy couldn't help but frown, but soon relaxed her brows.

After expressing his feelings, Wendy in the game mentioned that Tevarin was in a very bad state at the moment. Even if he was not attacked by others, his vitality would be lost rapidly...

[I sympathize with Tevarin, too.]

[Is there anything I can do to help?]

[As a knight, I advise you to surrender with the dragon.]

When Wendy outside the screen saw the three dialogue options pop up on the screen, her expression froze.

The first two dialogue options seem pretty normal, but this last one... is it too outrageous?

Is this something a normal person can say?!

Fortunately, Noelle was very normal. After carefully looking at the three dialogue options, she resisted the weird urge to click on the last option and chose the second dialogue option.

In the game, Wendy first expressed his gratitude to Ying for his enthusiasm, and then he deliberately mentioned to Ying that he had a new plan and said that he was going to [Symbol of Mondstadt Hero].

The wind rises from the ground.

Ying, who wanted to know more about the God of Wind, found Wendy under a huge oak tree.

Facing Ying's question, the in-game Venti said seriously, "...Barbatos, the wind god? That guy has disappeared from Mondstadt. The rock god of Liyue and the thunder god of Inazuma are still there, but the people of Mondstadt haven't seen their gods for a long time."

Hearing this, Noelle couldn't help but look at Wendy next to him.

"Hehe...what are you looking at me for? Keep playing, this plot is quite interesting~" Wendy looked innocent and confused towards Noel.

If Noelle hadn't guessed Wendy's true identity, she would have been fooled by Wendy.

In the plot.

Wendy mentioned that he was also poisoned like Tevarin. Paimon curiously asked him how he was poisoned. Wendy said that he was poisoned because his communication with Tevarin was interrupted.

Finally, with Ying's shocked expression, she was 'forced' to join Wendy in going to West Wind Cathedral to 'get' a harp named [Sky].

"What! Harp of the Sky?!" Barbara's face changed when she saw this. She looked at Wendy who was avoiding her gaze with some anger, and said dissatisfiedly, "Harp of the Sky is Mondstadt's treasure. It is the harp that Lord Barbatos, the God of Wind, once played! How can you have such inappropriate thoughts about Lord Wind's treasure?!"

"Uh... Is there a possibility..." Wendy turned her head guiltily and said in a muffled voice, "This was done by the Wendy in the game, and has nothing to do with me in real life?"

"Humph! Anyway...you should quickly give up this inappropriate thought!"

Although Barbara is very angry, the plot of the game will not change because of her anger.

Cathedral of the West Wind.

Wendy confidently winked at Ying behind her, then walked forward and started talking to a nun in nun's uniform.

At the beginning.

Wendy called Sister Gotlinde "sister" all the time, and Sister Gotlinde was willing to listen to her. But when Wendy expressed her desire to borrow the Sky Harp, Sister Gotlinde, who was extremely devout to the God of Wind, changed her expression and rejected Wendy outright.

After trying the coquettish strategy again, Wendy found that although Gottlind's attitude softened a little, there was still no room for negotiation.

Finally, Wendy, who couldn't think of any other solution, made up her mind and sighed, "Huh... There's really no other way. I can't hide it anymore! My devout believer, rejoice! The one in front of you is none other than the wind god Barbatos himself - are you shocked? Are you so shocked that you want to cry? You finally met the god you serve, how do you feel? Are you moved?"

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Internet cafe lobby.

"Ah? This Wendy actually said that he is the Wind God Barbatos? Is this... is this true?!"

"Brother, you are so arrogant? You should believe that I am the Rock King from the neighboring country instead of Barbatos, the God of Wind!"

"What! You are the Rock God!"

"No, buddy, why do you believe everything?!"

“Hahahahahahahahaha, even though it’s disrespectful for the little bard Wendy to pretend to be the God of Wind to be the God of Wind, his ‘sense of humor’ and ‘confidence’ are really admirable!”

"Yes! What on earth was he thinking of pretending to be the God of Wind in a country protected by the God of Wind? If there is such a person in reality, I would definitely ask him, what kind of mentality does he have to dare to pretend to be the God of Wind in front of the most devout believers of the God of Wind?"

"Eh? Look! The guy behind the bar over there is Wendy, the bard who dared to impersonate the God of Wind! He's also in the Internet cafe!"

"Hahahahahahaha, this is even funnier! It must feel terrible to have your lie exposed in front of so many people!"

"That's what I'm saying! No matter who is the Wind God, Wendy can't be the Wind God! With his somewhat exaggerated appearance, apart from playing the harp very well and knowing some secrets that ordinary people don't know, how can he be like the Wind God? If he is the Wind God, I will eat him up on the spot!"

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