The fierce peasant woman is busy farming

Zhou Yue was almost forty years old, so she was naturally not lacking in experience. She suddenly had an idea and came up with a plan.

The bearded guest only saw the old woman walk up behind the monkey, strangle the monkey's neck with her arms, tighten her arms backwards, and lean back with all her strength.

Zhou Yue looked at the triangle formed by his arms, which was getting smaller and smaller. The monkey was already as thin as a skeleton, and it hurt when it stuck to his body.

In fact, Zhou Yue had never used this trick, but had only seen it in videos on the Internet.

At that time, I thought this trick was good, vicious and easy to use, so I read the key points several times and wrote them down.

I thought to myself that this might be useful if I ever encountered a criminal in the future.

As a result, she lived for so long, but it was of no use until her death.

I didn't expect that this would come in handy when I woke up in this strange world.

It is always good to have many skills, sisters. The old saying is true.

The monkey had already been beaten badly by the bearded man, and he was thin and didn't have much strength.

Although he was fierce and used some dirty tricks on the opponent, he was unfortunately inferior in kung fu and lacked the strength to defeat the opponent.

In just a few breaths, Zhou Yue strangled the other person until he was unconscious.

Although it was only a few breaths, Zhou Yue was exhausted. As a person of the new era, how could he really kill anyone?

As she was tightening her muscles, the bearded man had already broken free from the monkey's restraints and rolled aside, gasping for breath.

"Let go, he's fainted."

The bearded guest gave a reminder.

"Uh, wow wow...I killed him?"

Zhou Yue was trying hard with his eyes closed, but when he heard it, he quickly let go and fell to the ground, gasping for breath.

The two looked at each other, and seeing each other's embarrassment, they both laughed.

Although we didn't know each other, we were comrades after all, and we had a common enemy lying on the ground.

Zhou Yue was hesitating about how to start asking where this place was and what dynasty it was.

She was certain that she had traveled through time.

I didn't expect that people in middle age would still follow fashion.

Will my son laugh at me for being out of date this time?

She looked up and saw the eyes on the other person's pig-headed face. The eyes, which had been swollen into a slit, suddenly opened wide.

I guess he has never opened his eyes so wide in the first half of his life.

Before Zhou Yue could think about the reason, he heard a "puff" sound beside him.

Then a stream of hot liquid splashed on his face.

She looked down and saw that she was covered in blood. Her originally gray clothes instantly turned bright red.

Zhou Yue rolled his eyes and fainted again.

Ding ding ding, the most unlucky time-traveling girl in history was born. She fainted twice within one stick of incense.

Looking at the little boy holding a knife who was also covered in blood, and then looking at the old woman lying limp on the ground, Song Yuan didn't know what to do next for a moment.

As the youngest chief of the Dali Temple in this dynasty and a popular candidate for the next deputy chief of the Dali Temple, with more than ten years of experience in solving cases, he has never met a child so young and so ruthless.

I have never met an old woman of this age who is so easily frightened and prone to fainting.

Although the Dahui Dynasty has not encountered war for seventy years, where is this place?

This is a rural area in northern Hebei, very close to the border.

The people here have been tough and martial since ancient times, and people often die when villagers fight.

The women here, who can live to this age and still look so, uh, so fat and strong, are definitely not easy to get along with.

Song Yuan and Song Si Zheng, the dignified leader of Dahui State, felt a little embarrassed at this moment, as they had been away from the capital for too long.

Has he really fallen to the point of using such vicious words to describe a village woman who is older than him?

Song Yuan subconsciously covered his face with one hand.

"Hiss..." It hurts. It hurts so much.

This human trafficker is too vicious, he slapped me in the face so cruelly.

Thinking that his handsome face must look like a pig's head now, Song Yuan felt furious and wanted to stab the monkey a few more times and poke a few more holes in it.

At this moment, several sharp whistles were heard in the silent valley.

Song Yuan wanted to curse even more.

Mr. Song has exhausted his quota of cursing today.

Patience is running out.

A dozen men in black flew down to the gentle slope like giant black birds.

One of them stepped forward timidly.

Holding a single sword, he knelt on one knee and said, "Sir, are you okay?"

"Xie Ping, why are you so late? Do you think I'm okay? You have a pair of eyes, do you think you can vent your anger?"

Xie Ping was so frightened by his master's scolding that he trembled and quickly knelt down with his other leg.

The other men in black behind him all knelt down.

From a distance, it looked like a group of large black birds had landed on that small hill.

Unfortunately, it was noon, the summer sun was blazing, and the farmers had all gone home to eat breakfast and rest. There was no one around.

No one saw such a strange scene.

A man in black behind Xie Ping looked up at Song Yuan. Although his face was covered with a black scarf, one could see that his eyes were curved and he was trying hard to hold back his laughter.

Song Yuan became even angrier.

"Xie An, do you want to laugh so much? Are you so happy to see that my head looks like a pig's head?"

Before he finished speaking, there was a burst of puffing sounds all around.

Xie Ping looked up at the sky in silence. This idiot brother and this bunch of idiots were so bold that they dared to mercilessly mock a master who was so careful about his appearance. They should expect to be trained overnight when they go back.

Also, don’t you want the bonus for this trip?

Xie Ping coughed lightly and said, "Sir, what should we do next? Please give me your instructions."

Seeing Xie Ping so serious, Xie An felt the murderous gaze of his master, but he still wanted to laugh. What should he do?

Xie An thought about all the saddest things in his life and managed to suppress his smile.

He lowered his head and waited for his master's orders.

"Do you still need me to teach you? You must be here to rescue me and this kid. Uh, and that old woman. They are such a bunch of pigs. They only care about food and not punishment..."

Song Yuan almost roared.

When Xie An heard him call him pig, the smile that he had suppressed with great difficulty surged up again. In a panic, he slapped himself.

The crisp sound of "pop" was particularly clear in the silent valley.

Everyone was stunned, and Song Yuan led the group in laughing.

The men in black finally couldn't hold back any longer and started laughing together.

"Hahaha, hahaha..."

Laughter echoed through the valley.

Amidst the laughter, Xie Ping tried hard to suppress the wildly upturned corners of his mouth, lowered his head and stepped forward to take his master's arm.

With a click, Song Yuan's arm returned to normal.

The monkey lying on the ground had woken up long ago, but the opportunity was lost and he dared not move.

Unexpectedly, his rolling eyeballs under his closed eyelids had already betrayed him. Xie An rushed forward and hit him on the back of the neck with the butt of his knife. The monkey didn't even have time to make a sound, and fainted again with his eyes rolled back.

The stunned little boy who had just stabbed someone also rolled his eyes and fainted.

The old woman Zhou Yue who fainted first was not awakened by the laughter at all.

She was dreaming.

She dreamed that she was driving on the streets of that provincial capital.

It was a Monday morning and there was some traffic on the road.

Especially at the school gate, it was jammed like a mess.

She finally managed to send her son, who was in his second year of high school, to the school gate and watched his back disappear among a group of children wearing the same school uniform.

I have to say, it’s so good to be a child.

Then he drove slowly and merged into the traffic.

Mondays are prone to traffic jams, and with the traffic in front of the school, cars are moving a little slowly.

The car finally moved out of the most congested area. Looking at the time, it was already past nine o'clock.

Wow, the child who was sent to school at 7 o'clock took more than two hours to walk this kilometer.

The most congested place in China every day is the school.

Since he was already late, Zhou Yue was no longer in a hurry. He drove slowly with Peking Opera playing on the radio in the car.

She was singing in a humming voice, the old-style singing that she liked the most.

At this time, she saw an old man.