Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.
Chapter 1 Dad, I'm being bullied.
[Congratulations to the host for successfully traveling through the Naruto world, the ultimate lottery system has been activated]
[It is detected that the host's current identity is Uzumaki Naruto. 】
[Host, please choose between the following two routes: 1. Become a Hokage; 2. Defect from Konoha. ]
【Please note that once the route is selected, it cannot be changed. 】
[Once the host has determined the route, this system will be officially activated and a novice gift pack will be given as a gift. ]
[Host please make a choice within 30 minutes, otherwise the system will fall into permanent dormancy. ]
This is... traveling through time?
Uzumaki Naruto reached out and pinched his face hard. The clear touch made him realize that he was not dreaming.
As an ordinary office worker on the blue planet, he really traveled to the world of Naruto.
And as soon as he arrived, he replaced the identity of Uzumaki Naruto, one of the two main characters of Naruto!
"No one told me that taking a paid shit could also lead to time travel... I'm afraid I'm going to be killed this time."
Naruto burst into tears when he thought about the fact that he had not had time to clear the browser history in his phone.
"Forget it, forget it. Now that I'm wearing it, whether it's socially acceptable or not is none of my business."
Naruto sighed softly, then turned his gaze to the system panel that only he could see.
"As expected, every successful time traveler has a standard system, the online literature masters are not lying to me!
Just because I just arrived, you want me to choose my future development path?"
If the original body's memory is correct.
Last month, Uchiha Itachi, the famous filial son and brother-con man in Naruto, tearfully sent the entire Uchiha clan except Sasuke to drink soup;
Then, after entrusting his stupid Odoudou to the cunning Sandaime Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen,
Uchiha Itachi, with the title of "Konoha S-rank rebel ninja", happily joined the Akatsuki organization;
Sarutobi Hiruzen happily took over most of the Uchiha's assets;
Danzo Shimura happily held the dead Uchiha's eyes.
It seemed that everyone was very happy, except... Uchiha Sasuke.
Nizhuzi is completely emo. He hasn't been to the Ninja School for a whole month...
Closer to home,
Naruto looked at the two routes given by the system and kept thinking about the pros and cons of the two.
At present, becoming a Hokage is the safest route.
Even if Naruto does nothing and follows the same plot as the original, he will definitely become the Seventh Hokage in the future;
This route is safer, but the price is that many characters that made him feel sad when watching Naruto in his previous life will still die, and there is a high possibility that he will still have one of his hands broken by Naruto.
If Naruto chooses to defect from Konoha, he will completely deviate from the original story and take a completely different path;
However, although choosing this route can give him maximum freedom, it will also disrupt the entire plot and make him lose the foresight of a time traveler.
What’s more important is that he is only eight years old now!
You want to let an eight-year-old kid run away alone from the heavily guarded Konoha Village filled with experts?!
Stop kidding, okay?!
……
After much consideration,
Naruto finally thought,
Rather than choosing a forest path full of unknowns, it is better to choose another road to heaven whose destination is already known.
Besides, with the help of the system, he might be able to prevent or completely change the ending of some tragedies in the original play.
Thinking of this, Naruto immediately made up his mind and said to himself.
"System, I choose..."
Snapped! ! !
A rotten vegetable leaf blew directly onto Naruto's face.
The sour smell of decay and fermentation rushed into his nose and made his eyes turn black.
“Damn you, you fox demon, what are you always doing standing outside my store?
Unlucky things...
Go away, go away, don't interfere with my business!"
The boss who threw the vegetable leaves spoke extremely harshly and kept making gestures to drive Naruto away.
“Ha~haha…”
Naruto picked up the rotten leaves without saying a word, held them in his hand and looked at them for a moment, then he suddenly laughed.
As the laughter grew louder, Naruto's eyes became colder and colder.
Finally, Naruto stopped laughing and threw the rotten leaves aside.
"Really,
I only remember that Naruto eventually became the hero of Konoha and became the seventh Hokage;
But he forgot what kind of fucked up life he led as a kid!
After all, I read this comic many years ago, and if I don’t think carefully, I really can’t remember many details. Blame it on me, blame it on me…”
Naruto turned his head to look at the boss who threw out the rotten vegetable leaves. The coldness in his eyes scared the boss so much that he shivered and hurried back to the store and closed the door tightly.
The boss's shop door is made of glass, which he has wiped spotlessly clean. At this moment, it reflects Naruto's blurry reflection.
Naruto looked at his reflection quietly, the memories of his original self becoming clearer in his mind.
"Get out of here! My mom said you're a fox demon and she won't let us play with you!"
"Even if these vegetables of mine rot in the store, I will never sell them to you, a demon fox!"
"Run! The fox demon is coming!"
"Damn you fox demon, how dare you scare my child? Go to hell!"
"Go to hell!"
"Go to hell!"
"Go to hell!"
……
Naruto suddenly grinned and muttered to himself.
"You are really patient, no wonder everyone in Konoha Village likes you.
Unfortunately, I am not you, so I...can't bear it!"
Naruto said, I was born with the inability to learn to bend down.
In the previous life,
My boss asked me to work overtime, but I didn't indulge him.
The landlord asked me to raise the rent, so I moved out.
Even when I was buying ice cream, if there were kids trying to cut in line, I would kick them!
Now I have finally traveled through time and am still the protagonist.
In the end, you told me to just bear with it and it would pass...
I can't stand you, Hama!
"System, I choose to defect from Konoha."
【Selection successful, route determined,
The system has been officially activated and the novice gift pack has been distributed. 】
"Open the newbie gift package."
[The novice gift package has been opened. Congratulations to the host for obtaining a bronze level ten-draw lottery ticket*1, and a different dimension character summoning ticket (permanent)*1. ]
[Bronze Level Ten-Draw Ticket: After use, you can make ten consecutive draws in the bronze prize pool, and you are guaranteed to get an excellent item.
Note: Item grades can be divided into ordinary, excellent, sophisticated, epic, legendary, mythical, and super mythical from high to low.
The probability of winning a single prize in the bronze prize pool is: 50% Thank you for your patronage, 35% Ordinary, 13% Excellent, and 2% Excellent. 】
[Other Dimension Character Summoning Scroll (Permanent): After using, you can randomly summon an anime character from Blue Star anime other than Naruto.
The strength of the summoned character ranges from ordinary people to super shadow level. After the summoning is successful, the character will remain permanently and be 100% loyal to the host.
Note: The summoned character cannot be resurrected after death. 】
"System, use the bronze level ten-draw ticket."
[Successful use, congratulations to the host for obtaining:
Thank you for your patronage*6
Special Bingliang Pill (Excellent)*1
Standard ninja tool bag (normal) *2
Naruto complete animation set (excellent) *1】
"It's really the fate of a non-chief... Use the summoning ticket of the character from another dimension."
[Used successfully, a character from another dimension is coming. 】
A dazzling white light suddenly appeared in front of Naruto and slowly expanded into a white vortex.
A burly figure can be vaguely seen in the vortex.
"Gulala, are you the one who summoned me here?"
Although the summoned person had not yet walked out of the whirlpool, Naruto recognized who the person was just by the devilish laughter.
Sure enough, the next moment, a burly old man wearing a turban and with pale mustaches that curved like crescents strode out of the whirlpool, carrying a huge naginata.
"Since you summoned me, then little ghost..."
The old man gently placed the naginata in Naruto's shoulder and spoke with great heroism.
"Come be my son!"
The one who came was——
One Piece is known as one of the three most popular manga along with Naruto and Bleach.
Whitebeard, one of the famous "Four Emperors" - Edward Newgate!
[It is detected that the host now has enough strength to resist Konoha's pursuit. The system is now issuing tasks:
Escape from Konoha!
Task time limit: two hours.
Completion reward: 2 bronze-level -draw lottery tickets and opening of the silver-level lottery pool.
Failure penalty: Completely erase your own thoughts and become a humanoid strategic weapon of Konoha Village. 】
Naruto glanced at Whitebeard standing in front of him, and then saw the task issued by the system, and grinned.
"Whitebeard Dad, I've been bullied."
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