Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

Why would Jiraiya say such a thing...

That was naturally because he saw a red peach blossom birthmark on one of Naruto's buttocks.

Jiraiya himself has this thing, his father has it, and he also has it...

Rather than being a birthmark, it is more like an inheritance running in Jiraiya's bloodline.

Any male in Jiraiya's family will definitely have two identical peach blossoms on his buttocks (of course this is made up by the author).

As far as I can remember, he has never told anyone about this secret...

Now that Naruto has revealed these two peach blossoms... Jiraiya almost really thought that he was his younger brother whom he had never met.

Attention, it’s almost!

……

secretly.

Nagato looked curiously at Kushina, who had finally regained her composure.

"Kushina, Jiraiya-sensei's two birthmarks are so secretive...how did you know about them?"

"Ugh……"

Kushina sighed and talked about the past.

"The day Minato became Hokage, Jiraiya-sensei came to our house to celebrate...

As a result, he got drunk and talked about the two peach blossom birthmarks on his buttocks, and while explaining the origin of them... he took off his pants and pulled Minato to look at his buttocks..."

Everyone in Akatsuki: Pfft~(′つヮ??)~

"Ahem~ I didn't expect that Jiraiya-sensei would have this kind of hobby after getting drunk... I've learned something new."

……

"Mr. Orochimaru, don't make the mistake.

My brother is Jiraiya, so I am not your brother..."

Naruto pretended to be stupid, trying to lure Jiraiya into revealing his true identity.

"Wuwuwu~ Brother, it's me. I am Jiraiya~"

Jiraiya really fell into the trap. He immediately took off his disguise and hugged Naruto and burst into tears.

Bang!Bang!Bang!

Jiraiya seemed to be waving his fists randomly, repeatedly hitting Naruto's chest hard.

Naruto: Pfft~(￣￢￣*)...

“You’ve been suffering out there all these years.

Brother~ Why don’t you come to find me? ! "

"What?! You are Jiraiya..."

Naruto pretended to be incredulous, and then...

"Brother~ We two brothers finally meet, I'm so excited!!!"

Naruto hugged Jiraiya with his backhand, raised his palm and slapped Jiraiya's back with all his strength.

Bang!Bang!bang...

Jiraiya's back was slapped by Naruto.

The two men became more and more ferocious and neither of them stopped. Suddenly, a strange symphony seemed to be played on the roof.

……

"Stop, stop, stop! Brother, if you keep hitting me, I'll have to tell you that we'll see each other in the next life~"

In the end, Naruto was the first to be unable to bear it and begged for mercy.

[Heh~ You’re both a novice and a playful person…]

Jiraiya glanced at Naruto with subtle contempt, but the next moment a warm smile instantly appeared on his face, and he even squeezed out a few tears of excitement to represent the reunion of brothers.

"No, brother. It's not easy for us to meet each other. Let me hug you again...

I know you're excited to meet me...

Don't worry, I'll give you my back any pounding you want!"

【I just thought of it as a free massage. 】

Jiraiya: (???)~

"No, no, no~"

Naruto waved his hands repeatedly to refuse.

If Jiraiya continued to hit him like this... Naruto felt that he would most likely die here.

……

"Why do I feel like our plan has been seen through by Teacher Jiraiya?"

Nagato frowned, feeling that things were not that simple.

"No way, Nagato, didn't you see how touched Jiraiya was just now?

I was so moved that tears came to my eyes... Isn't this the normal reaction after meeting a brother you've never met before?

Look, they are laughing so happily now..."

Everyone in the Akatsuki organization looked up and found that the two were indeed smiling happily just as Deidara said.

Well, like two blooming chrysanthemums...

……

"I know that you are the master who wrote the (little) divine (yellow) book "Intimate Paradise"...

This time, my brother came here... Could it be that he was collecting materials for his new work?"

"Yes, it is true that no one knows a brother better than his brother~

I came here to collect materials...but why are you lying here, brother...?"

Jiraiya looked at Naruto carefully, waiting quietly to see what outrageous excuses Naruto could come up with.

"...Hehehe~ Isn't this brother learning from his elder brother~"

Jiraiya: ?_?……

[What kind of a stupid excuse is this?!

It's fine that you, a bastard, pretended to be my non-existent brother, but you can even blame me for running to the hot spring to peek at girls bathing?!

If I didn't want to see what tricks you were up to... I would have fed you, this bastard, to the toad in Myoboku Mountain long ago!

Fuck! (╯°Д°)╯︵ ┻━┻!!!】

"...I have so many good qualities, but I didn't expect you to choose... the one I am so proud of to learn from~

Hahahaha, you really are my good brother!"

Jiraiya laughed and patted Naruto's shoulders twice.

Naruto: (*?????)……

[Jiraiya, why are you so energetic...did you eat shit?! ]

……

"Brother, it's a rare opportunity for us to meet each other today...How about I invite you to go shopping in the hot spring shop?

If we are closer, we can get more detailed information~"

Feeling that the time was right, Naruto enthusiastically invited Jiraiya.

Jiraiya cooperated after hearing this and his eyes immediately lit up.

"Brother, can you still go in?! (′?w?｀)~"

"of course can.

Brother, you don't know this, but the owner of this shop and I are close friends.

In a sense, this hot spring shop is similar to the one my brother and I run.

As long as you want, brother, we can go wherever we want after we go in, and collect materials however we want~"

Jiraiya: (? ′?` ?)…

No kidding, at this moment, Jiraiya was really itching because of what Naruto said...

"really?"

"really!"

"really?"

"really!"

"Then let's go!"

Jiraiya grabbed Naruto's collar and jumped off the roof with him, landing directly at the door of the hot spring shop.

"Brother~ I suddenly thought of a question... Since you have such great ability, why do you still lie on the roof and peek?"

"Brother, you don't understand... Watching openly is not as exciting as watching secretly..."

"What the hell?! Brother, you... summed it up perfectly! (′?w?｀)~"

……

secretly.

Kushina: "Damn Jiraiya-sensei, he taught our Naruto bad things as soon as he came here!"

Everyone in Akatsuki: →_→……

Kushina, which eye of yours saw Jiraiya corrupting Naruto? !

Naruto is showing that he knows more than Jiraiya...

Who is teaching whom?

(ー ー゛)……