Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

"What?!

You and Xiaonan are married... and you're pregnant?!"

Died once and came back to life again... The world changed too fast and Yahiko said he couldn't accept it at all.

When he woke up, his little fangirl and good friend formed a happy family.

From now on, Yahiko is left alone among the three orphans of the Hidden Rain Village...

The Toad of Myoboku Mountain: Lonely and lonely~

Yahiko: [What's the point of letting me live?!

grass!!!】

"Yes, now that you are alive, Yahiko, and Konan is pregnant again...

So I plan to hand over the position of Akatsuki leader to you. After all, Akatsuki was founded by you, Yahiko..."

Yahiko: ?_?……

[As a good friend, I'll let you steal my little fangirl for granted;

Although I do like Xiaonan, but since she has chosen you... then as your eldest brother, I can only give you my sincere blessings.

But, but!

Damn, you two are going to have a baby, so you asked me to work for you. Isn't that a bit too much? !

No, I won’t do anything! 】

Yahiko rejected Nagato's proposal outright, turned around and ran to find his teacher Jiraiya.

From then on, Akatsuki lost an ambitious founder, and Jiraiya's hot spring shop gained a supreme VIP...

……

"Here, I'll return the Samsara Eye to you.

From now on, it is up to you whether you want to use your own eyes or replace them with the Rinnegan."

Naruto threw the sealing scroll containing the Rinnegan to Nagato, but Nagato hit it back with his backhand.

Are you kidding me? !

It was this damn thing that made him weak for more than 20 years, and he almost died at Xiaonan's hands before...

Now that he has found his original eyes again... Nagato feels better than ever!

His waist was no longer sore, his legs no longer hurt, and it was no longer difficult to climb to the fifth floor in one breath... At this moment, Nagato was full of strength!

Samsara Eye? !

Whoever wants this stupid thing can have it, but Nagato will never put it into his eye sockets again!

Seeing that Nagato was unwilling to retract his Rinnegan, Naruto didn't say much.

But after putting the sealing scroll into his arms, Naruto took out a ball of light from the system space.

"Nagato, now that you have lost your Samsara Eye, your strength has dropped significantly. This thing in my hand can quickly increase your strength. Please accept it."

Nagato was about to refuse, but then he heard Naruto speak again.

"Don't refuse, as the leader of Akatsuki, how can you lose face?

Besides, even if it is to protect Sister Xiaonan and your child in future battles...

Nagato, listen to me...you really need this power."

Well, what Naruto said made sense, and Nagato gladly accepted the gift.

then……

"Uzumaki Naruto, I'm going to kill you!"

After receiving a series of additional information in his mind, Nagato roared in frustration.

He wanted to rush up and pin Naruto to the ground and hammer him, but every time this thought arose in his mind, it somehow disappeared in an instant.

Nagato: [(ー ー゛)... What do you mean? Why do I always feel like something is preventing me from wanting to hurt that brat Uzumaki Naruto...]

Naruto: [(?￣ ? ￣?)~Hehe, you think the effect of my resurrection coin is just a joke~]

If you want to know why Nagato is so angry, it's because the thing Naruto put into his mind is...

[Pure Yang Boy's Kung Fu (Epic Level): This Kung Fu is extremely strong and masculine. It operates autonomously 24 hours a day and can enable practitioners to practice at a speed twenty times faster than before. When practiced to perfection, one's strength can reach the peak of the super shadow in the ninja world.

Note:

This technique can only be practiced by a boy. If a person who is not a boy practices this technique, he will definitely explode and die immediately.

Anyone who has not mastered this skill and breaks his virginity without permission will also explode and die immediately.

If you want to practice the Pure Yang Boy's Kung Fu to perfection, it will take at least a year and a half, and at most... a hundred or eighty years. I wish you good luck, dear~]

Nagato: Fuck! (╯°Д°)╯︵ ┻━┻!!!

"Xiao Nan and I already have a child, how can anyone practice this kind of martial arts, you bastard?!"

"Don't worry, after your resurrection, you can still be considered a virgin. You can practice this technique."

"Then I won't practice either!"

"It's too late. This technique has already started to work automatically in your body..."

"..."

Nagato: (*?????)……

Naruto: (σ≧?▽?≦?)σ. ~

Naruto said that this was definitely not revenge for Nagato feeding him dog food in public.

Well, definitely not...

……

"Naruto, hello~"

Nohara Lin greeted Naruto with a smile, and leaned down to gently touch his head.

Although Lin was only twelve or thirteen years old when she died, compared with Naruto, who was only eight years old...she was still much taller.

"Nice to meet you. I'm your senior sister Nohara Lin~"

"Well, hello, Senior Sister Lin (ˉ???ˉ?? )?~"

Naruto squinted his eyes comfortably, then looked up and met Nohara Rin's eyes.

Since Nohara Rin was bent over at the moment, Naruto's eyes inevitably swept over her during this process...

"Naruto, where are you looking?!"

Tsuchiko went berserk and rushed up with a knife to chop Naruto.

Kakashi: [(ー ー゛)... Idiot Obito, you still say you can't see?! ]

Kushina took out a frying pan: [(ー`′ー)! Why don’t you try to chop my precious son?! ]

Naruto: [Fuck!

Brother Tuzi, could you please keep your thoughts pure?

I was careless, okay?!

Besides, Senior Sister Lin is…tsk~really small~?幛?幛?……

My Hinata must be older than her at this age...】

Lin turned around and smiled and stopped Tuzi brother who was about to get into trouble.

"Okay, Obito, stop messing around."

"Lin, stay away from that brat Naruto first~

You don’t know, this brat has not been a good person since he was a child. When he was just born, I went to Konoha to hold him, but he kicked me in the stomach more than ten times with his legs..."

Naruto: [?_?... Brother Tsuchiko, did you hug me or...blow me up? ]

Kushina: [I suddenly remembered this incident again... I feel like the frying pan in my hand is going to go out of control again. ]

Kakashi: [Ouch~ Idiot Obito, why are you bringing this up?

It’s over. It looks like you can’t escape this beating from Master’s Wife today…】

"Lin, look at him again... He can't stand properly, and he can't sit properly. He's eight years old and has all the strength, but he's still a mess...

Thinking back to when I was eight years old... ahem, anyway, you should play less with that brat Naruto in the future."

Everyone: ?_?……

When Tsuchiko was eight years old... he was the last in the Konoha Ninja School, a great shame in the Uchiha clan, and was late every day because he helped old ladies cross the road...

Based on Tsuchi-kun's strength at that time, Naruto had every reason to conclude that he could beat ten or eight-year-old Tsuchi-kun now...

[The host is detected to be dissatisfied with his own strength, the system now issues a task:

Successfully learned Double Kaio-ken!

Mission time limit: 15 days;

Mission reward: platinum prize pool lottery ticket*3;

Failure penalty: Feel the pain after performing 50 times Kaio-ken.

Note: Host, this path is chosen by you.

In this case... don't blame this system for being cruel! 】

Naruto: (((o(*?▽?*)o)))? !!

[Damn... dog system! How did you know that I was dissatisfied with my own strength? !

grass!!!】