Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

Oh no! At the critical moment, Kimimaro arrives.

He came, he came, he came with murderous intent;

He is coming, he is coming, he is coming with a bone blade in his hand!

After confirming which bastard Uzumaki Naruto was, Kimimaro immediately pulled out two bone blades from his shoulder blades and walked towards Naruto step by step with a menacing look.

"What the hell?! Kimimaro, what are you going to do?!"

"Don't worry about it, Dad!"

Naruto: (((o(*?▽?*)o)))? !!

[This look, this posture... is going to be a disaster! ]

Everyone present: (⊙o⊙)~Eat melons, eat melons…

Taking advantage of Naruto's daze, Fenghua Xiaoxue seized the opportunity to break free from Naruto's clutches and ran into the arms of Whitebeard's father.

"You are my 'dear' big brother, Uzumaki Naruto?"

“Ha, haha…it’s me.

Kimimaro, brother...brother..."

Kimimaro: (▼石▼#)! ! !

"Die, bastard!"

Kimimaro raised his sword and stabbed Naruto.

"What the hell?!"

Naruto: ????ДO???! ! !

Naruto dodged it with a lazy donkey roll, then quickly stood up and ran away;

Seeing this, Kimimaro quickly followed and chased after Naruto.

"Calm down, bro!

If you have any questions, we can discuss them privately. If I, Uzumaki Naruto, have done anything wrong, I can apologize to you.

This is the first time we two have met, there is no need to resort to knife fighting right away!"

Kimimaro didn't want to say a word, he just threw the bone blade in his hand at Naruto like a flying knife, and pulled out two new ones from his shoulder blades.

Draw the sword and throw!

Draw the sword and throw!

Draw the sword and throw!

……

The two brothers ran wildly for two miles, and Naruto's clothes were torn into tatters by the bone blades thrown by Kimimaro, turning into rags.

“Huff, huff, huff… Kimimaro, please… stop chasing me, okay?!”

"Okay, I won't chase you if you stop."

Kimimaro rarely responded to Naruto, but the flying knives in his hand never stopped for a moment.

“Stop?!

Stop so you can stab me... Am I stupid?!

What on earth happened to me?

You want to do this to me?!"

"Stop and let me poke 108 transparent holes in your body first, then I'll tell you...how you offended me."

The fact is... even if Naruto really stopped and let Kimimaro stab him a hundred and eight times, Kimimaro would most likely not tell anyone about it afterwards.

Regarding the question of how Naruto had offended me...

Kimimaro himself didn't know how to answer;

Besides, given his aloof personality, he wouldn't bother explaining such a stupid question.

"Fuck! If you throw a knife at me again, I'm going to fight back~"

"Come on, asshole!"

It would have been better if Naruto hadn't said this. As soon as he said this, Kimimaro immediately activated the cursed seal state, and the speed of chasing Naruto increased in an instant.

[What the hell...what kind of hatred or grudge is this?! ]

Naruto: (*?????)……

……

"Corpse Vein*Wire Flower Dance!"

Naruto was not careful and was entangled around the waist by the bone whip that Kimimaro suddenly swung.

[(???) …Oh no~]

The next moment, the bone whip quickly pulled Naruto flying backwards;

On the other end of the bone whip, Kimimaro's eyes were cold, and he was sharpening his blade...

"Die, bastard!"

Kimimaro put away his bone blade, charged his iron fist and aimed it at Naruto's face, ready to strike at any time.

[Fuck... You're going to slap me in the face in front of so many people... No! ]

Naruto, who was still flying in the air being pulled by the bone whip, turned around and became anxious when he saw this situation.

In a hurry, Naruto didn't care about so much.

Meatballs...roll them up!!!

"Take the kidney!!!"

He threw a genuine Rasengan to meet Kimimaro's iron fist.

boom! ! !

Kimimaro's eyes showed horror and he was suddenly knocked away.

"Hahaha~ You know how powerful your brother is... Nima?!"

It was obvious that Naruto was too happy too early, and he forgot that Kimimaro's bone whip was still wrapped around his waist.

At this moment, the two of them are like grasshoppers on the same rope.

Since Kimimaro has already flown, Naruto, who is tied to him, will naturally not be spared...

……

[What a powerful ninjutsu! If I hadn’t wrapped my arm with bone armor in time... I’m afraid this hand would be useless now...]

Kimimaro, who fell back to the ground from mid-air, was not seriously injured, but in his heart he was secretly amazed at the power of the Rasengan.

Suddenly, Kimimaro seemed to sense something. When he looked up, he saw Naruto, who was still spiraling in the sky with the word "fear" written all over his face.

What is flying in the sky?

Uzumaki...Naruto?! 】

Kimimaro: (ー ー゛)…

"Kimimaro~get out of the way!"

Naruto: ????ДO???! ! !

Duang! ! !

As expected, the two people collided into each other the next moment.

Without time to react, Kimimaro involuntarily hugged the flying Naruto and fell heavily to the ground with him.

And as luck would have it, the lips of the two people who fell to the ground just happened to touch each other...

Kimimaro: ⊙_⊙……

Naruto: ⊙_⊙……

[Damn it, I've been on high alert against Nizuka ever since I traveled through time, but I didn't expect that Kimimaro would come...

So the curse of the name Uzumaki Naruto is that the first kiss must be given to a man, right?!

Wuwuwu... My first kiss, I wanted to save my first kiss for Hinata-chan (??Д??)...】

Naruto: Fuck! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!!!

Bang! ! !

Naruto, who was in a state of collapse, was kicked away by Kimimaro, who was even more collapsed.

Well~ this time, Kimimaro should remember to take off his bone whip first.

Kimimaro slowly stood up and wiped his mouth calmly, but in his heart...

[Forget it, I won’t stab you with the 108 knives… I’ll just chop you into minced meat! ]

"Uzumaki Naruto, I will kill you today!"

Earth Curse*State 2, activate!

……

Naruto: (? Benefit?) !!!

"Come on! Who's afraid of who?!

I'm going to fight you today, you bastard!"

Naruto was also very angry with his boss.

Think about what this bastard Kimimaro did after he came to the Hidden Rain Village~

First, he chased him without telling him the reason, and chased Naruto for two miles;

The flying knife behind him whizzed past Naruto's hair, scaring him to death.

Then she took away Naruto's first kiss, which he had always guarded and wanted to leave for his future wife.

What's even more outrageous is...

[Fuck! You stole my first kiss and I didn’t even ask you for money… but you’re going to kill me instead?!

This is really too much!

Do you really think that I, Uzumaki Naruto, have no temper?! 】

boom! ! !

Double Kaio-ken, activate!!!

"Kimimaro, if I, Uzumaki Naruto, don't beat you up so hard today... I will call you Big Brother from now on!!!"

Kimimaro: (▼石▼#)! ! !

Naruto: ??(◣д◢) ?! ! !