Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

Chapter 142 Xiaonan is about to give birth

"Scorpio has been wandering for half his life, and has never tasted the taste of love...

Today, I am in love with your beloved daughter, and I wish to spend my life together...

If you don't mind, please allow me to call you father-in-law!"

When Fenghua Xiaoxue brought Xie to him, and he heard Xie kneeling on the ground and calling him "father-in-law"...

The old man with white beard was completely confused.

The first thing he did after regaining consciousness was to rudely pull open Scorpion's pants to check if that thing was still there...

【Mad is not here! 】

The old man with white beard suddenly felt that today was a good day, an auspicious day, suitable for chopping some red hair with Congyun knife...

If it weren't for Fenghua Xiaoxue's threat of death, and Naruto, who was watching the show, patting his chest and promising to find a way to help Scorpion recover his normal body as soon as possible...

There's a good chance that Scorpion will be torn into pieces by Whitebeard's dad on the spot.

In short, the final result was that the two of them were settled, and they would just wait until Scorpio regained his human form before choosing a date to get married.

A few days later, Scorpion finally waited for his parents to return from the Sand Village;

When Scorpion brought Fenghua Xiaoxue to them, the old couple were extremely happy.

The old couple really didn't expect that with their eldest son's current conditions... they could actually find such a beautiful daughter-in-law.

A few days later, the people of the Snow Country, led by Fenghua Xiaoxue, embarked on their return journey. Also leaving the Hidden Rain Village with them were Scorpion and his parents.

Well~ It seems that Scorpion is determined to become the son-in-law of the Snow Country.

……

When Scorpion left, almost everyone in the Akatsuki organization secretly sent him their blessings, except...

"Wuwuwu...Brother Scorpion, why are you leaving?!

Have you forgotten our dreams and the art you pursue? ! "

That's right, except Xiaodi.

Xiaodi always felt that Scorpion’s departure was a betrayal, the biggest betrayal of the pure revolutionary friendship between them!

Xiaodi has always been brooding over this and often locks herself in the laboratory, crying heartbreakingly.

No matter how much Heitu tried to persuade him, he couldn't be persuaded.

Xiaodi just cried, cried his heart out, cried his life away!

Until one day, Kurotsuchi was really irritated by the appearance of her dear brother Deidara, so...

Duang! ! !

Xiaodi, who had been beaten by Heitu with a frying pan for the entire afternoon, stopped crying and howling.

……

"You are so good, Kimimaro. You saw me but you didn't even say hello to me... Do you want to fight, you bastard?!"

Kimimaro: (???)? !!

"No, I didn't..."

"Stop talking nonsense and watch this!

Give me some duck neck!"

Kimimaro: (*?????)……

This one-sided bullying ended only when Uchiha Mikoto arrived and carried Fate away by the scruff of the neck.

"Fifth brother, I have a bandage here... Here, I give it to you."

"Thank you, Gaara."

After spending some time together, Kimimaro finally realized...

Among them:

The eldest brother Uzumaki Naruto is a salted fish. Although he sometimes works hard for a while for some reason (system: me~), he is still a complete salted fish in the end.

Well... although it's a salted fish, it's a mythical salted fish that he can't beat no matter what.

The second brother, Uchiha Sasuke, is a real fool. He is not happy with everyone and wants to fight with everyone he sees.

Although he seems to be very powerful, there are only a few people in the entire Akatsuki organization who can beat him... Unfortunately, he is one of them.

He hasn't seen the third brother Lazy Sheep in person yet, so it's hard to judge him, but Whitebeard and big brother Naruto both say that he is the one who should not be messed with among the brothers.

Combined with the heroic feat of Lazy Sheep chasing after the Third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen, Kimimaro felt that if Lazy Sheep hit him casually, his good third brother would have to kneel on the ground and beg him not to die.

Gaara is the most gentle among all the brothers, and he will definitely be a super warm-hearted man in the future;

But...even though Gaara is his younger brother, Kimimaro still can't beat him!

So far, the one who is doing the worst and the weakest among the brothers is him, the fifth one.

Abbreviation: Little Five (waste)... (*?????)...

As for old man Whitebeard...he has always followed a laissez-faire policy.

"Gulala la la la la~

Fight...what fight?!

It's just some brothers playing around...it's nothing unusual."

Well, these are the original words of Whitebeard Dad.

To put it simply, as long as we can keep our breath, Whitebeard will not intervene no matter how the brothers fight.

[Alas... The situation is difficult, Kimimaro, you still need to seize the time and continue to improve~]

After being bandaged, the little brother Kimimaro stood up swiftly and ran away, and soon disappeared.

Kimimaro felt that he needed to wait for his good brother again...

……

"Gojo!"

"bump!"

"Two cakes!"

"bump!"

……

Snapped! ! !

"Self-draw, Thirteen Yao!

Hahahaha…Give me money, give me money!”

Kushina, who had won the game, put one foot on the chair and smiled extremely arrogantly.

Uchiha Mikoto, Kurotsuchi and Kakuzu all sighed at the same time and had to take out a handful of silver bills from their wallets and give them to Kushina.

Naruto: ?_?……

Naruto now particularly regrets bringing mahjong into this world, because his old mother Kushina was immediately fascinated by this thing, and whenever she has nothing to do, she would drag her three friends to play mahjong.

However, as luck would have it, one of the three poker players she found was Kakuzu...

Naruto knew that Kakuzu always collected real silver bills when he won, and handed over fake silver bills he printed himself when he lost;

No matter how you calculate it, my old mother is at a loss...

[Alas... As long as my mom is happy~]

In fact, Naruto didn't know that Kakuzu regretted it more than he did.

I had originally hoped to make some money, but unexpectedly these three women were incredibly lucky;

After playing mahjong for so many days, he never won once, and the money was piled into his coat.

Kakuzu wanted to withdraw from the game, but it was too late...

Mahjong is... addictive!

Kakuzu: Pain and happiness~(??∧??)...

Time passed day by day.

Nothing major happened, everything seemed so peaceful and beautiful.