Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

Regarding the name of Nagato's eldest son...

To be honest, his old father had never thought about this matter before the little guy was born.

As for Xiaonan... he always thought that the child's biological father had thought of a particularly nice name for him.

It’s a pity... Xiaonan was wrong after all.

Therefore, in order to name Nagato's eldest son, the Akatsuki organization held a meeting on the spot and had a heated discussion at the meeting...

Let us welcome the first speaker, Kakuzu.

Kakuzu: "Huan Qian, I think Huan Qian is a good name."

Nagato: (ー ー゛)...

"This name does sound good, but... why do I always feel weird about it?"

"What's so strange about that? Huan Qian is such a good name~

Nagato, you will be right to listen to me on this matter."

Naruto: (? Benefit?) !!!

"Not bad!

Kakuzu, don't think I can't hear you~

The name you chose... is clearly a reminder to the Nagato couple not to forget to return your coffin book, right? ! "

Nagato: ?_?... I see. I was wondering if there was something wrong with this name. It turns out...

"This name is not good, skip... the next one!"

"嘁~"

Kakuzu retreated unwillingly, and Whitebeard stood up bravely.

"Gulala la la la la~

Speaking of which, when you and Konan got married, I was there as your elder. This little guy can be said to be my grandson~

How about calling him Sakaski? "

Everyone in Akatsuki: (⊙o⊙)~

[This is a good name. I always feel that there is a sense of dominance in it~]

Naruto: (||?_?)...

tell a joke

Red Dog, one of the admirals of the navy, is the grandson of Whitebeard, one of the Four Emperors of the Pirates...

By the way, why don't you name your eldest son Nagato Buddha's Warring States?

Wouldn't it be even more domineering for the Admiral of the Navy to be your grandson?

"Forget about this name... Don't ask me why!"

Naruto directly vetoed this name, making Whitebeard very depressed.

……

Kurotsuchi: "What do you think of the name... Deidara?"

Everyone in Akatsuki: (ー_ー)!!

"We are discussing the name of the little one now... not the question of whose surname Xiaodi will take after you and Xiaodi get married!"

"Wake up, Kurotsuchi!"

"Xiao Di hasn't come back yet, why don't you go out and look for her... Heitu..."

Kurotsuchi: (??¤w¤)??~Is it possible?!

Heitu was very happy and ran out to look for the missing Xiaodi.

……

"Yahiko, Konan and I have already thought about it:

From now on you are my son's foster father.

So let you, the godfather, give him his name...

Yahiko!

Good brother, please don’t let Xiaonan and I down…”

Nagato: (o﹏o?) ...

Yahiko: o_O???

"Ahem~ I think... Nagato, since the three of us are all disciples of Jiraiya-sensei, and Jiraiya-sensei has no offspring now...

In order to commemorate the days when Master Jiraiya taught us earnestly, let the little one remember that when he grows up, he should respect him well on our behalf...

Otherwise, this child would be called..."

[Yahiko is a filial boy, a good guy~]

Upon hearing this, everyone present was deeply moved;

Especially Jiraiya, that was so touching~

"Just call it a roll!"

Everyone in Akatsuki: (“▔□▔)?!!

"Take the kidney!!!"

Don't get me wrong, it wasn't Naruto who hit Yahiko with the Rasengan, but his beloved teacher Jiraiya...

……

"Hmm~ How about I tell you a name."

Brother Tuzi raised his hand with confidence.

"Uchiha Madara!

As long as his name is this, I can teach him myself..."

After saying this name, the smile on Tuzige's face became obviously much more abnormal.

Obviously, he has already imagined a wonderful life in the future where he hangs "Uchiha Madara" on a tree and beats him...

Everyone in Akatsuki: (▼皿▼#)!!!

"King Kong Blockade!"

"Shikizhi Dance!"

"Fire Style*Big Flame Bomb!"

……

Everyone present was very happy and offered their own special skills to Brother Tuzi.

Kakashi:!!!∑(°Д°ノ)ノ? ! !

"What the hell?! Obito you're an idiot... Kamui!"

"Nima Kakashi, wait a minute, and Lin..."

Kakashi ran away with Tsuchi-kun, leaving Nohara Rin standing there stupidly.

Lin: ??????? !!

Well, everyone's ultimate moves just brushed past Lin's hair...

……

Duang! ! !

Kushina took out a frying pan and slammed it on the table in a very domineering manner, and the scene instantly fell silent.

It can be said that one pot determines the fate of the country!

"I'd like to make it clear in advance that I don't care what the little guy's name is, but his last name... must be Uzumaki, right?!"

Everyone in Akatsuki: (???) …

"Nagato, don't forget that you are also a member of the Uzumaki clan...

Tell me! Does what I said make sense? ! "

Kushina stared at Nagato with a sharp gaze.

Nagato: (*?????)……

Although it is true that Nagato inherited the bloodline of the Uzumaki clan, this bloodline came from his mother;

And Nagato... took his father's last name~

"Does... does that make sense?"

"Um?!"

"That makes sense! My son's last name is Uzumaki!"

"Hmm~

It’s okay, you guys continue…”

Kushina put away the frying pan with satisfaction and left quietly.

Nagato: (′╥w╥`)…

Everyone in Akatsuki: d(?д??)!!!

……

"In the end, you are the only one left...Naruto."

The group discussed for a long time, but the names they came up with were somewhat unsatisfactory, which made Nagato unacceptable.

In the end, Nagato could only place his last hope on Naruto, who had not yet expressed his opinion.

Naruto: ?_?……

For a moment, Naruto couldn't think of a suitable name.

[This is not a good thing to do...

Don't you know, Nagato, that I'm also a bad namer? !

What should I name the little guy?

Ouch~ so annoying!

My mind is so confused!

grass!!!】

"Naruto, you haven't made up your mind yet?"

Nagato, along with everyone in the Akatsuki organization, looked at Naruto expectantly.

Naruto: (???)…

“The point is that I can’t think of any good name~

You can't call him Abarai... ahem, Uzumaki Renji, right? ! "

To be honest, when it comes to the representative red-haired character in anime, Naruto always thinks of the one in Bleach first...

Abarai Renji is Ichigo Kurosaki's best friend for a long time, the son-in-law of the Kuchiki family, and the lifelong enemy of Bleach fans.

Nagato: (′?w?｀)!!!

Everyone in Akatsuki: ⊙▽⊙!!!

"That's a good name... I've decided, my son will be called Uzumaki Renci from now on!"

Naruto: (((o(*?▽?*)o)))? !!

[Is this really what you call it?!

Then do I have to equip this little guy with a Zanpakutō named “Snake Tail Maru”?

Fuck! (╯°Д°)╯︵ ┻━┻!!!】