Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

"Tanzo (Danzo)!"

"Hey, Hiruzen!"

The Truth-Seeking Ball in Sarutobi Hiruzen's hand went straight to Shimura Danzo's head;

Not to be outdone, Danzo Shimura aimed the black stick in his hand at the Yang Release mark on Sarutobi Hiruzen's chest.

Seeing that the two were about to fight to the death, the next moment...

puff~

After 30 minutes, the effect of the emotion reversal spray was immediately reversed, and the two of them knelt down in front of each other face to face on the spot.

Immediately afterwards...

Worship heaven and earth!

Two thanks to the high hall!

Husband and wife say goodbye!

The ceremony is over~the newlyweds enter the bridal chamber!

...Of course this is impossible~

Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo just knelt down towards each other, and finally in the middle of the room they hugged each other tightly and cried loudly.

"Danzo, Danzo, what did I just do... I actually wanted to kill you, my only best friend?!

This old man deserves to die~"

"I feel the same way, Hiruzen... How could I have such a dirty thought?!

This old man is the one who really deserves to die~"

"I, Sarutobi Hiruzen, am not worthy of being a human being!"

"No! It's me who is unworthy of being a human being, it's Shimura Danzo, Hiruzen!"

“No, it’s the old man!

When I was three years old, I peeped at the widow next door taking a bath... I am simply a beast~"

"No, Hiruzen, you better listen to me first... Wait, wasn't it me who lived next door to you when you were three years old, Hiruzen?!"

"That's right, so the person I was peeping at was your mother, Danzo... I am a complete bastard!"

Shimura Danzo: Σ( ° △ °|||)︴! ! !

"... If you say so, Hiruzen... I can no longer hide from you the fact that I used to send milk to your daughter-in-law without your and your eldest son's knowledge..."

Sarutobi Hiruzen: ヽ(?? ?)?!!!

"Danzo, it was I who smashed your window."

"Hiruzen, I blew up your manure pit."

……

"Hatake Sakumo was forced to death by me!"

"I sent people to take out Qianshou Shengshu's heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys!"

"I am responsible for the death of the Second Hokage, Senju Tobirama. If I hadn't drawn a mark on the tree, Kinkaku and Ginkaku might not have been able to track us down!"

"I have dug the graves of the Senju and Uchiha clans myself!"

The Konoha ninjas present: (°Д°≡°Д°)? ! !

No...are these little Karamis really capable of hearing these things? !

Will they be silenced by these two old guys afterwards? !

……

"I am already prepared to take action against the Akimichi clan... The Akimichi clan is doomed to be destroyed, and even the Six Paths Sage cannot be saved. I, Sarutobi Hiruzen, said so!"

"That's nothing. I have already poisoned all the people in your Sarutobi clan in secret..."

"Danzo! I, Sarutobi Hiruzen, am not a human!"

"Huruzen, I, Shimura Danzo, am not... what the hell?!"

Well, the effect of the emotion reversal spray has completely passed, and the two of them finally woke up.

Although I am awake, the memories of what happened just now are still there.

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (ー ー゛)…

Danzo Shimura: (ー ー゛)……

【What did I just say? ! 】x2

Sarutobi Hiruzen: →_→……

Shimura Danzo: ←_←…

"Five escape techniques*Great continuous bullet technique!"

"Wood Release*Cutting Technique!"

All the Konoha ninjas present successfully scored GG.

The Six Paths Sage, who was in the Pure Land, was bewildered as he received a large number of souls of Konoha ninjas that were packed and shipped by two people.

(Six Paths Sage: "What on earth happened to you in Konoha?! Why did you come down so early?!"

Konoha Ninjas: "(ー ー゛)...It's hard to explain, anyway, it's probably because we accidentally heard something we shouldn't have heard..."

Six Paths Sage: ⊙_⊙? ? ? )

……

The only one still standing at the scene is Naruto in disguise as Hanzo of the Salamander.

Well... Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo were kneeling on the ground and had no time to get up.

Naruto was somewhat glad that he did not bring the ninjas from the Hidden Rain Village with him today, otherwise they might have been wiped out by these two old guys.

[Wait, look at the look in the eyes of these two old men... Damn, are they trying to silence me too?!

You two can't do this, otherwise the whole book will be over! ??????...】

Naruto suddenly found that Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo were staring at him with murderous eyes...Naruto almost couldn't hold back and ran away.

Good thing...

Sarutobi Hiruzen: →_→……

[You called the Salamander Hanzo here, should we kill him or not? ]

Shimura Danzo: ←_←…

[Are you stupid enough to be the Hokage?!

He is a high-level cannon fodder that I specially found to rush to the front. If I kill him... you go to attract the firepower of other members of the Akatsuki organization?! 】

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (ー_ー)!!

[Then let him live...]

Danzo Shimura: (ー`′ー)……

[You are really stupid if I say you are stupid... Can't you wait until you kill the sheep before killing it?! ]

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (||?_?)...Yes, that makes sense...

After a subtle eye contact, the murderous intent in their eyes quietly faded away.

Sarutobi Hiruzen walked up to Naruto with a kind face and patted him on the shoulder gently.

"Hanzo you..."

"Don't worry, I didn't hear anything or see anything today."

Naruto blurted out without hesitation.

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (￣▽￣)~

Shimura Danzo: (￣▽￣)~

[My little brother is sensible~] x2

"Don't worry Hanzo, you are a distinguished guest of Konoha. This old man and Danzo will not attack you."

"Yes, brother Hanzo, given our relationship...

You don't trust Hiruzen, so you can't trust me either? !

Hiruzen and I are not the kind of demons who would kill innocent people without reason~"

"Then they..."

Naruto turned his head stiffly and glanced at the Konoha ninjas lying in a pool of blood.

“Alas… there is nothing I can do. Who made them hear some secrets that they shouldn’t have heard?

I have no choice but to let them sacrifice themselves for Konoha. As their Kage, I am also heartbroken~"

"Yes, yes, I don't want this kind of thing to happen.

Just to maintain the peace of the village... I can only send them to see the previous Hokage."

The two shameless old guys sang the same tune and, for the sake of the village and peace, they tried to completely remove themselves from the massacre.

Naruto: (???) …

"Then me?"

"Aiya~ I've already told you, Hanzo, don't be afraid. You have a different importance to me and Danzo than they do."

"That's right, brother, didn't you say you didn't see or hear anything today?

If that's the case...Brother, I guarantee you'll be fine!

But if we hear some rumors outside that shouldn't be spread, then...

Brother Hanzo, what do you think?

Naruto: (?°?°?)...

Naruto finally figured out that Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo were playing the bad cop and the bad cop, respectively.

He is blatantly threatening me!

If I could say even half a "no" now...

Then Naruto will never be able to walk out of this door upright today.