Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

Why did Erzhuzi fall to this point?

Because after Jijoji came to Sheep Village, he did set his sights on Karin just as Nagato had expected.

Knowing the original story, he found Lazy Sheep as soon as he arrived at the Sheep Village and asked him for information about Karin.

After confirming Karin's current location, Jiraiya avoided everyone and excitedly went straight to the home of Karin and her daughter.

Unfortunately, even though the two pillars had thousands of plans, they were still no match for Kushina's keen eyes;

His sneaky figure was discovered by Kushina.

[Where is this brat Sasuke going? 】

Out of curiosity, Kushina also left the main group and followed quietly behind Nibashi.

Then Kushina saw with her own eyes that Nizhuzi sneaked into the home of Karin and her daughter, and then...

Karin's mother: "Who are you? Why did you break into our house?! Karin, come behind your mother."

Erzhuzi: "Well, I came here... Never mind, I won't explain. Get out of my way. I have something urgent to discuss with your daughter..."

Karin: "Mom! You bad guy, why did you push my mom?!

Oh, let me go, let me go!"

Erzhuzi: "Don't move~ Just bite me obediently..."

Karin was frightened by the naked look in Nijiru's eyes, and the memory of how the ninjas of Kusagakure treated her and her daughter began to emerge from her mind again...

Karin burst into tears instantly, her petite body trembled uncontrollably, and her eyes were filled with despair.

"Don't... please, don't do this to me..."

Kushina: (▼DRAN▼#)! ! !

Kushina, who was hiding outside the house, couldn't stand it any longer, so she rushed in with a frying pan and pointed it at Nijiru's head:

Duang! Duang! Duang!

"Ow~"

Feeling the pain, Nibashi immediately let go of Karin, then turned around with his hands holding his head and glared at Kushina fiercely.

"Old woman, why are you ruining my life?! Don't think I won't beat you up just because you're Naruto's mother~"

Kushina: ??(◣д◢) ?! ! !

"King Kong Blockade!"

A golden chain suddenly emerged from the ground and quickly wrapped around Erzhuzi's feet.

Duang! ! !

Shoot it away and pull it back.

Duang! ! !

Then slap it and it flies away, then pull it back.

……

Erzhuzi finally enjoyed the same treatment as Tuzige.

Just when Kushina was having a great time drawing the Nihashi, a not very sure voice suddenly came from behind her.

"Kushina...sister?"

Kushina turned around and saw the face of the person who spoke clearly...(′?w?｀)!!!

"Ayako?!!"

Uzumaki Ayako, Karin's mother, was Kushina's best friend when she was a child in the Land of Whirlpools;

In terms of blood relationship, Uzumaki Ayako is Kushina's cousin.

Meeting an old acquaintance in a foreign land, and also her blood-related cousin... Kushina couldn't help but be happy.

But in the midst of happiness...

"Ayako, the girl behind you is..."

"She is my daughter Karin.

Karin, call Kushina auntie quickly."

"Ku... Shina... Auntie sucks so good~"

The little loli Karin sniffed and stumbled as she greeted Kushina. Her pitiful appearance made Kushina feel so distressed.

Thinking about the fact that the culprit who caused Karin to cry is right here...

Kushina turned around suddenly, and her vicious gaze met the smug eyes of Nibashi who was about to launch a sneak attack on her.

Kushina: (▼DRAN▼#)! ! !

Erzhuzi: (||?_?)...

Duang! ! !

"How dare you, little bastard, attack my niece?!"

Duang! ! !

"How dare you say I'm old?!"

Duang! ! !

"You still want to sneak attack me now, right?!!"

The two pillars flying in the sky: (*?????)……

……

After a while...

Duang! ! !

"Hahahaha~ old woman, why did you hit me so lightly this time?

Didn’t you eat?!”

Relying on his maxed-out durability attribute, Hashira, who had successfully tired out Kushina, started to show off again.

then……

Kushina*'s blood-red pepper state is activated, and the second battle begins again!

Duang! ! !

Duang! ! !

Duang! ! !

……

This time Kushina didn't hold back and in just a few hits she made Nijiru cry for his parents.

"Waaaaaa~ Stop hitting me, it hurts so much!"

"Is it wrong?"

"That's right!"

Erzhuzi's inner thoughts:

[I, Uchiha Sasuke, am a man who is determined to overturn the sky...

How could I be wrong in my life?!

If one day, everyone in the world says that I am wrong, then it must be the world that is wrong!

snort!】

Erzhuzi: Uchiha Tsundere.jpg

Kushina: (?益?) ...Keep going!

Duang! ! !

……

After some time passed.

"I was wrong."

Under the pressure of Kushina, Nijirusa, who was kneeling on the ground, finally admitted his mistake.

But although Erzhuzi admitted his mistake, it was not because he had realized his mistake, but because...

[This woman is really in so much pain~

I really don’t know how the last one in the class managed to survive in the hands of such a scary old woman, wuwuwu (*?????)...】

"Tell me, what do you want to do to my cute niece?!"

Erzhuzi's rare advantage is that he dares to act and take responsibility.

Adhering to the fine style of "as long as you dare to ask, I dare to tell", Erzhuzi told his plan truthfully.

Kushina was very happy to hear that, and rewarded Nijima with his favorite frying pan set meal on the spot.

"It seems that the people of my Uzumaki clan were born to make medicine bottles for you, right?!

My little niece is so cute, how could you have the heart to do that to her?!

Nagato also has the blood of my Uzumaki clan, why don't you dare to bite him? ! "

Hey~~~

Don't mention it, Nijiru has actually thought about biting Nagato...

However, the information in Jizuku's mind told him that people with special physiques like Karin and her daughter are extremely rare in the entire Uzumaki clan.

What is certain is that Nagato and Kushina did not.

If not for this, I'm afraid that Nizhuzi would have sneaked into Nagato and Konan's room on a dark and windy night and eaten Nagato alive...

Duang! ! !

"I'm talking to you, and you dare to be distracted?!

...It seems that I must teach you a lesson today on behalf of Mikoto!"

"Sister Kushina, you see, he's just a child, and Karin hasn't suffered any substantial harm...why don't we just let it go?!"

"No! I have to teach this brat a lesson today!

Ayako, I just saw a pile of corn cobs in your yard, go and bring them all over.

Doesn't this brat like to bite people? !

I will let you bite me enough today!"

Erzhuzi: (*?????)……

……

Time goes back to the present.

"Keep going, ma'am. You can't go to bed until you finish eating these corn cobs today, do you understand?!"

Erzhuzi: (?﹏?) …

Duang! ! !

"I'm asking you if you know?!"

"……Know!"

Erzhuzi: (??∧??)……

I don’t know how much time passed.

“Wow… I’m done. I’m finally done!”

After eating all the dried corn cobs, Erzhuzi jumped up from the ground excitedly.

At this moment, Erzhuzi's mouth had been worn out by the dried corn cobs.

As soon as he opened his mouth, Kushina and Karin could smell the smell of blood coming from the air from a distance.

The youngest girl, Karin, felt extremely sorry to see this and immediately prepared to step forward to check on Nijirusuke's injuries.

As a result, as soon as Karin took a step forward, the Jibura on the opposite side couldn't help but let out a strange cry.

"Wow~ Don't come over here!"

"Huh?! W-why?"

"I, Uchiha Sasuke, am allergic to red-haired monsters..."

Karin and her daughter: ??????? !!

Kushina: (▼DRAN▼#)! ! !

Duang! ! !

"Ah~ I promised you that I wouldn't hit you after I finished biting you... You old woman, you don't keep your word, you better be careful or I'll fight you to the death... Ah!!!"

Erzhuzi: (╥╯^╰╥)…