Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

"I've heard of Konoha's greatest clan for a long time. Hanzo Salamander is here to visit you!"

Naruto ran to the outside of Hyuga Hiashi's mansion and shouted slogans so loud that they shook the world, and even Hyuga Hiashi in the study room frowned when he heard it.

[Salamander Hanzo... My Hyuga clan has never had any relationship with him, why did he suddenly come to my place?! ]

I can't figure it out,

But after all, he is also a demigod in the ninja world and the leader of the Hidden Rain Village, right? !

Besides, since Hanzo Salamander has come to my doorstep and is yelling, it would be inappropriate not to go out and meet him.

And...it must be the clan leader Hyuga Hiashi who goes out in person, so that their statuses appear equal.

“Since Salamander Hanzo is here, I must show up to greet him.

Come with me to see the demeanor of this 'Ninja World Demigod'."

Hinata Hiashi: (￢?￢) ...Let me see what's going on? !

……

"Hahaha~ The famous 'demigod of the ninja world' Hanzo Salamander has come to visit us personally, and our Hyuga clan is honored...

I am the current patriarch of the Hyuga Clan, Hyuga Hiashi.

I apologize for not welcoming you in person."

"Hehehe~ Brother Hiashi, you're too polite. 'Demi-God of the Ninja World' is just an empty title given by outsiders. If Brother Hiashi doesn't mind... you can call me Brother Hanzo~"

Hinata Hiashi: ?_?...You are a very nice person~

"...In that case, I will respectfully obey your orders...Brother Hanzo?"

"Hey~ my little brother Hiashi?(???????)?!"

Naruto becomes a brother before becoming a son-in-law. He says that this world of Naruto is so wonderful.

"Brother Hanzo, why did you come to my Hyuga family with such fanfare today?"

"Oh, I have admired Brother Hiashi for a long time, and I wanted to take this opportunity to visit you when I came to Konoha~"

Hinata Hiashi: ?_? ? ? ?

"……It's that simple?"

"It's that simple!"

Hinata Hitoshi always felt that something was strange, but since people said so, then...

"Please come in."

In this way, Hinata Hiashi personally welcomed the yellow-haired boy whom he hated the most into his home.

……

"Brother Hanzo, you've been looking around all this time...are you looking for something?"

"Hey~ Of course I'm looking for Hina... Ahem~ Nothing, I'm just looking at the scenery.

Brother Hiashi, I have to say that the scenery of your Hyuga house is really beautiful~”

[I almost let it slip, luckily I stepped on the brakes in time. ]

Naruto: ⊙w⊙~

Hinata Hiashi: ⊙_⊙? !!

Hinata Hiashi felt more and more that there seemed to be something wrong with the "Salamander Hanzo" in front of him.

"So, this scenery...Have you finished looking at it, Hanzo?"

"I've finished watching it~"

"Now that you've finished reading, why don't you... go to my study for some tea?"

"Okay, let's go!"

Naruto took the lead and walked straight towards Hinata Hiashi's study, without the need for anyone to lead the way.

Hinata Hiashi: (ー_ー)!!

[How did he know where my study was?!]

Hinata Hiashi's suspicion of this "Salamander Hanzo" grew even stronger.

……

After a while.

"Wow, good tea. It is really good tea."

Naruto was praising the Hyuga family's tea in the last second, but the next second he put down the teacup and suddenly changed the subject.

"I heard that Brother Hiashi has two daughters, but why haven't I seen either of them in the Hyuga family today?"

Hinata Hiashi: (ー_ー)!!

[Why are you suddenly asking about my daughter... What on earth is this Salamander Hanzo planning? ]

“My eldest daughter is attending the Ninja School in Konoha and has not finished classes yet;

As for the little daughter...she is still young and should still be sleeping at this moment."

"I see... Alas~"

Naruto sighed dejectedly and continued.

"Brother Hiashi, you don't know this, but I heard that your eldest daughter, Hyuga Hinata, is very cute. I've wanted to meet her for a long time, but unfortunately..."

Hinata Hiashi: ????ДO???? !!

[What the hell?! Is this bastard thinking that he is an old cow eating young grass?!

That’s my precious daughter!

How dare you come to my door directly...this is too much!

Salamander Hanzo... Do you think my soft fist can't kill you? !

By the way, why does this old bastard's speech smell so yellow...

Wait, yellow hair?! 】

"Except for Neji and... Hanzo, everyone get out!

Everyone, retreat outside the Hyuga Mansion!!!"

Hinata Hiashi suddenly jumped up, pointed in the direction of the gate and gave orders to everyone present.

Hyuga Neji: ?_? ? ? What is uncle going to do?

Everyone in the Hyuga family: ?_???? What happened? What has irritated the head of the family? ! !

"Get out of here right now! Do you hear me?!"

Hinata Hiashi's expression looked as if he wanted to eat someone, and scared the crowd into running to hug him.

After everyone who needed to evacuate had evacuated, Hyuga Hiashi's fierce gaze was fixed on Uzumaki Naruto who was pretending to be Hanzo the Salamander.

Hmm...Hinata Hiashi is really angry right now, veins are popping out...

Naruto: (???) ...It's exposed? No way~ It doesn't make sense?!

"…Tell me, what's going on?!"

"Brother Rizu, what are you talking about... I don't understand you~"

"shut up!"

Whenever Hinata Hiashi hears the words "Brother Hiashi", he wants to dig a hole and bury himself.

"If you keep playing dumb in front of me...I will pull out all the yellow hair on your head one by one!"

Naruto: ??????!!!

[Hiss~ Calm down, don’t panic.]

Think about Hinata, then think about Uncle Ichiraku... Didn't he recognize me...

This old man must be trying to trick me. I can't panic... Stay calm! Control it! 】

"Old Hiashi... Brother Hiashi... Chief Hyuga, are you mistaken?"

Naruto wanted to call him Hyuga Hiashi several times, but was forced to swallow his words back by his eyes. In the end, he could only call him the Hyuga clan leader.

"Look carefully, I'm Hanzo of the Salamander! Not that little yellow-haired boy Naruto Uzumaki..."

"When did I ever say that the yellow-haired man was Uzumaki Naruto?!"

Naruto: (=°Д°=)? ! !

[Nima~ I’ve messed up again... It seems that I can’t compare with these old foxes who have lived for decades~]

Since he has been seen through, Naruto simply stops pretending.

"Uncle has a keen eye."

Naruto smiled and bowed to Hinata Hiashi, then asked him a question that Naruto cared about most at the moment.

"I wonder how uncle knew my true identity?"

"You little bastard, don't underestimate an old father's protective heart for his precious daughter!

Look at my...Bagua*Empty Palm!!!"

Naruto: ????ДO???? !!

"Uncle, please stop!

Ningji, help me~~~"

Hyuga Neji, who was sitting beside with a confused look on his face: ?_??

"Uncle, I was wrong, uncle, uncle!"

"It's no use calling me grandpa today, just go to hell, you bastard!!!"

Naruto: (っ╥╯﹏╰╥c)……