Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

"Don't run away, little thief! Return my things to me!"

Danzo Shimura, who was trying his best to catch up with Black and White Zetsu, was screaming all the way, which showed how sad and angry he was.

But no matter how grief-stricken and angry he was, when facing the fusion of Black Zetsu and Afei, Danzo Shimura could only follow behind him and breathe in his exhaust fumes.

Behind the two of them, a group of masked ninjas followed in the distance. They were Danzo Shimura's subordinates.

"Protect Danzo-sama!"

"Catch the thief!"

"Charge, charge!"

"Danzo-sama... you, you should wait for us..."

Shimura Danzo's men were running out of breath, but they just couldn't keep up with the pace of the two people in front of them.

Black and White Zetsu is fine, but Shimura Danzo...

Shimura Danzo's men really couldn't understand why a man whose kidney had been ripped out could still be so energetic and run so fast.

Whoosh~whoosh~whoosh!

Countless black tentacles suddenly popped out from the grass and launched a sneak attack on Shimura Danzo's men.

Tie up your legs, bind up your hands, gag your mouth...

"Jie Jie Jie~"

Kakuzu, transformed into Voldemort, stood up from the bushes with a smile and dragged away a series of ninjas who had lost their ability to resist.

His men were all wiped out, but Danzo Shimura, who was running in front, was unaware of it. He only wanted to catch up with Black and White Zetsu who was pinching his waist.

Danzo Shimura was anxious and panicked!

He must get his kidney back as soon as possible, otherwise, otherwise...

Otherwise you won’t be able to put it back!

Shimura Danzo admitted that Hashirama Senju's Wood Release Cells were a good thing, with super strong recovery capabilities;

But precisely because of its super strong recovery ability...the blood hole on Shimura Danzo's body opened by the Black and White Zetsu is slowly healing at a speed visible to the naked eye.

If the wound heals completely...

Even if he got the kidney back later, wouldn't Shimura Danzo have to stab himself again if he wanted to put it back? !

No!

Danzo Shimura refused to agree. He couldn't bear this suffering!

As for whether the Wood Release cells in his body could help him grow another kidney... Danzo Shimura no longer had any hope.

After being modified by Whitebeard Daddy last time, the thing that Shimura Danzo threw away has not grown back yet...

There's not even any sign of it growing!

But the wound...had already healed completely under Shimura Danzo's desperate gaze.

Completely! Healed!!!

If one of his men hadn't been quick enough to insert a tube before it completely healed...

I won't say any more, it's all tears~

"Don't run away! Give the kidney back to me now. I beg you!"

Seeing that Black and White Zetsu were running faster and faster, Danzo Shimura made a bitter face and sped up himself.

……

"Why are you chasing me?!"

Hei Bai Ze turned around and gave Shimura Danzo a charming smile, almost making Shimura Danzo vomit out the overnight meal he had eaten.

"This old man... ugh... this old man needs urgent support... ugh, I need my own kidney!"

"Oh, so you want kidneys...

You said it earlier~

If you want it, just tell me. How can I know you want it if you don't tell me?

Although you are pursuing me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want.

Do you really want it?!

You don't really want it, do you?!

Do you really want it?!"

Danzo Shimura: (?Benefit?)! ! !

"I want it, I really want it... Give it back to me now, you bastard!

My wound will soon heal, did you know that? ! "

Danzo Shimura was almost pissed to death. He had lived to such an old age...but he had never encountered anything so irritating.

"Oh, no hurry, wait for me to ask another question~

Years... the immortal Shimura Danzo~

Excuse me, is it this golden kidney, this silver kidney, or... this old kidney that was squeezed dry? ! "

Black and white *River God* is now online~

God knows where he got the gold and silver from.

The two kidneys, one gold and one silver, shinned so brightly in the sunlight that Danzo Shimura, who was following behind Heibai Jue, couldn't open his eyes.

Shimura Danzo: (▼ plate▼#)! ! !

"You ride on the horse..."

"Friendly reminder, you only have five seconds to answer. If you don't answer after five seconds...

These three kidneys will be destroyed by me~"

Black and White:?乛?乛? ~

Shimura Danzo: ?_?……

"What I lost was... a dry old kidney."

"Oh, oh, oh, correct answer!

Shimura Danzo, you are indeed an honest person~

In that case... then I will give you all three kidneys!"

Hei Bai Jue casually threw the three kidneys behind him, and then he disappeared into the ground at lightning speed, disappearing somewhere unknown.

Shimura Danzo: e==(づ′▽`)づOh my kidney! !

"Fire Style*Great Fireball Technique!"

It must be said that although the Uchiha clan's Great Fireball Technique cannot kill a person, it can easily burn a kidney.

With just one blow, the kidneys that were still flying in the air were burned into ashes. The gold and silver kidneys were also affected and turned into two pools of red liquid that splashed all over Shimura Danzo's body.

"Do not!!!"

Danzo Shimura ignored the burning pain in his body and fell to his knees, howling in agony.

How could the pain in the body compare to the pain that Shimura Danzo was feeling in his heart at this moment? !

[My kidney is broken, my heart is broken...]

Danzo Shimura: (*????)……

"Waist, waist, waist, waist... my waist... my high-quality waist... my precious waist... my divine waist...

Who the hell is this?! Which bastard is playing with fire?!

Do you still have any sense of public morality?!"

Danzo Shimura stood up suddenly and looked towards the direction where the fireball came from with gritted teeth.

Then he saw a dozen red-eyed Uchiha clan members suddenly jump out of the bushes.

Uchiha Ninjas: (?w?)~

Shimura Danzo: (“▔□▔)?!!

The scene fell into silence for a while, until...

Snapped! ! !

Uchiha Fugaku slapped Itachi hard on the back of the head, which immediately broke the defense of Itachi, who seemed to have facial paralysis.

"Ahem~

Itachi, how many times have I told you?!

Children, don’t play with fire, don’t play with fire... You just won’t listen!

Now, you have burned the kidney of the dignified Konoha Hokage assistant Danzo Shimura!

You, you really... did a great job!"

Itachi: ?_?……

First of all, Itachi is not stupid;

Second, he is not blind.

The huge fireball just now was clearly spit out by the young and energetic tribesman who was hiding behind his father at the moment.

No... can this be blamed on him?!

What do the other Uchiha mean by nodding their heads? !

Are you all freaking blind?!

Fortunately, the person involved, Shimura Danzo, is here. He should be able to hear...

Danzo Shimura: (?Benefit?)! ! !

"How dare you, Uchiha Itachi, burn my kidneys?!"

Itachi: ?_?……

Well, Danzo Shimura is also a moron.