Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

"Scorpion, you've gone too far!

You promised not to hurt Heitu, why did you bring her here? ! "

As soon as Deidara woke up, he saw the crying Kurotsuchi girl standing beside him.

He was furious at the time and started to scold his good brother Scorpion.

Brothers and you are connected by heart, you are playing tricks with your brothers, right?!

In Deidara's heart,

At this moment, he is like a lost boy who accidentally entered an underground criminal gang. His life is ruined and there is nothing he can do about it.

But I can destroy him, destroy the black soil...

no! Absolutely not!

Deidara held Kurotsuchi in his arms and looked around furtively.

[One, two... five people,

Except for that little yellow-haired guy (Naruto), they all seem to be experts. It’s a bit difficult to deal with them...】

Deidara carefully calculated in his mind whether he could protect Kurotsuchi with his current strength while being surrounded by everyone.

[Fuck! I'm so desperate that I'll just do a C0* self-destruct (art is Patrick)!

Even if I die, I will never let the black soil fall into their hands! 】

Deidara thought viciously, not noticing a bead thrown by Naruto that was heading for his head.

Bang! ! !

"Fuck! How dare you launch a sneak attack?!"

Deidara grabbed the bead that bounced off his head and was about to throw it back at Naruto, but in that instant he felt an electric current passing through his body, and countless images flooded into his mind.

"Huh? What?!... Damn it!"

While Deidara was still in shock, Sasori pulled him to a corner and briefly explained to him the current situation of the Akatsuki organization.

After the explanation was finished, Scorpion asked a question considerately.

"Understand?"

Deidara did not answer, but asked with a sullen face.

"Uchiha Sasuke is here now, right?"

"Yes...what are you going to do?"

Scorpion was stunned for a moment, but still answered honestly.

"Ha~"

Deidara sneered when he got a positive answer.

"What? I'm going to fucking kill him!

Not only did he kill me, he even looked down on my art!"

Having said that, Deidara was ready to rush out of the meeting room to fight with the seven-year-old Second Pillar.

Scorpion was so scared that he quickly used his tail to block Deidara's way.

"Xiao Di, calm down, Xiao Di!

Uchiha Sasuke is still just a child now, there is no need to bother with him.

Besides, his brother Uchiha Itachi is here too, so you can't beat this guy, Xiaodi!"

Question: What are the most hurtful words in the world?

Answer: To be honest.

Deidara broke down on the spot and found a quiet corner by himself, squatted down and drew circles.

Now it's fine if I can't beat my brother.

A few years later, the elder brother was no longer able to beat his younger brother...

You two Uchiha brothers are really...really too much of a bully!

Alas~ Life is not easy, Xiaodi sighed!

……

When Deidara had adjusted his emotions and followed Sasori back to the group,

He discovered that Naruto was actually introducing the benefits of Akatsuki members to Kurotsuchi.

Although there are no such things as five social insurances and one housing fund, working four days and resting three days, year-end bonuses, and national statutory holidays, they still have to work overtime frequently;

But the salary is high, and all wedding expenses are borne by the organization. They will also give you a big red envelope, and you can apply for marriage leave and maternity leave at any time;

If the man doesn't want to, the organization can also provide free door-to-door delivery service...

The little girl's eyes twinkled when she heard this, and she wanted to express her desire to join Akatsuki on the spot.

Deidara: ?_?……

As one of the core members of Akatsuki, Deidara can tell her responsibly that everything that bastard Naruto said is a lie!

Since joining Akatsuki in his previous life, Deidara has never received even a penny from the organization.

Because the guy who manages the accounts in the organization is called Kakuzu, and the girl who manages the money is called Konan...

……

"Ahem~Okay, let's get down to business."

Naruto cleared his throat and continued.

"Deidara, what are your plans for the future?"

"Me? I will naturally continue to study my art of explosions."

[By the way, find an opportunity for Uchiha Sasuke to experience my art firsthand! ]

Deidara added secretly and sinisterly.

Hearing Deidara's answer, Naruto nodded.

Naruto had expected him to give such an answer.

"Very good, your goal is clear.

But Xiaodi... I have to remind you that if you still focus on studying your art and ignore other aspects...

Your art will eventually fail.”

Deidara: ?_?...Xiaodi?

Deidara pointed at himself and then at Naruto, and his meaning was self-evident.

In terms of age, he is 12 years old and Naruto is 7 years old;

In terms of height, he was at least two heads taller than Naruto;

In terms of career, before joining Akatsuki, he was a disciple of Tsuchikage and a strong candidate for the next Tsuchikage; Naruto was a demon fox that everyone in Konoha Village wanted to kill...

No matter from which perspective, Naruto's calling of "Xiao Di" seemed too presumptuous.

Never mind, it's just a name... Deidara doesn't care

But he actually dared to say that his art was doomed to fail?!

Deidara took out a lump of clay and put it in his hands, squeezing it into various shapes and rounding it, then said to Naruto with a forced smile.

“Naruto-chan, you have one minute to take back what you just said.

Otherwise, when the time comes, I will let you experience the art of explosion...

There are 48 seconds left, 47, 46..."

[Deidara: You little brat, do you want to test whether my energy is sufficient? ! ]

"Well, Xiaodi, don't be anxious.

Let’s discuss a question first: What is art?

Naruto was not panicked at all, still smiling and speaking slowly.

“Art is an explosion!”

Before he finished speaking, Deidara gave the answer without hesitation.

After hearing this expected answer,

Naruto shook his head.

Obviously he did not agree with this answer.

“In my opinion, only what can be recognized by the majority of people can be called art.

If a person just messes around on his own but cannot get recognition from others, then many of the things he creates can be called weird.

Just like your explosion,

Although you are playing very well now,

But no one is willing to accept it, and no one is willing to take the time to appreciate it.

Until one day you die,

People don’t say that the great artist Mr. Deidara has passed away;

They will only say that the madman who played with the bomb finally died, and it was a good death. This heretic should have died long ago..."

The clay in his hand slipped to the ground, but Deidara didn't notice it at all.

【What the hell(′°Δ°`)!!!

What he said makes a lot of sense. What should I do if I am convinced?! 】

Feeling that victory was in his grasp, Naruto gave a mysterious smile.

"I have something that will turn your explosion into true art. Would you like to see it?"

Deidara nodded frantically.

"Please look!"

Naruto put his hands in his trouser pockets, took out a book from the system space and held it high in front of Deidara.

Deidara: "...The first part of the Intimate Paradise, the Collector's Edition?... (ー ー゛)???..."

"Ahem~ I got the wrong one, it's this one!"

Naruto casually threw away the work that the great writer Jiraiya had worked so hard on, and then took out a giant brick of book from his trouser pocket. The book was ten meters square and seven or eight meters thick.

Bang! ! !

The giant book fell to the ground, creating a cloud of dust that almost filled up most of the conference room.

Everyone: ?_?……

I just want to ask you how you can fit such a big book in that tiny pocket of your pants?

So now the cheaters really don’t want to act anymore!

"This is the right book. Please take a look—"Blue Star Thermal Weapons Illustrated Guide"!"