Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

A few days later, late at night, in the Hyuga Mansion in Konoha Village.

The feeling of having thorns on his back and his hair standing on end woke Hinata Hiashi, who was still sleeping soundly the previous second.

As an excellent ninja, his years of career made him extremely sure that someone had sneaked into his room and was now quietly staring at his back.

The white eyes opened instantly, and the veins around the eye sockets were clearly visible.

Although he didn't turn around, through the 360-degree vision of his Byakugan, Hinata Hiashi had already sensed the current situation in his room in time...

There were six men and one woman who broke into his room. Judging from the chakra in their bodies...

Hinata Hiashi put away his glares, and the chakra he had secretly mobilized gradually subsided;

He just sat up in bed, turned around and said unhappily.

"Shikaku, Haiyi, Choza... it's fine if you guys sneaked back to the village, but why did you run into my room... what are you doing?!"

Before Hinata Hiashi could finish his words, he found the "Ino-Shika-Cho" trio surrounding him with smirks on their faces...

In the blink of an eye, Hinata Hiashi, who had a Hokage's exclusive hat pressed on his head by Nara Shikaku, a brand new divine robe put on his body by Yamanaka Inoichi, and two wooden signs stuffed in his hands by Akimichi Choza, sat on his bed with a dazed look on his face.

Snapped! ! !

Tsunade's face was filled with the word "impatience", and she slapped the back of the head of the newly appointed Daimyo of the Land of Fire.

"Why don't you take it out quickly?!"

New Fire Country Daimyo: (*?????)……

[Who among my family members understands?]

He had just become the Daimyo of the Land of Fire a few days ago, and was happily eating hotpot and singing songs...when he was suddenly kidnapped by Uchiha Itachi, the S-rank rebel ninja of Konoha!

Not only was he tortured by Itachi's Tsukuyomi, but he was also forced to write the appointment letter for the new generation of Hokage;

The point is that the appointment letter has been written, but Tsunade, that tiger woman, still beat me up...

I am suffering~ wuwuwuwu...】

Tsunade: →_→……

"You think you can't hear me when I'm talking to you?! Itachi-chan..."

Name of the Land of Fire: ヽ(???)?!!!

"No! The stuff is here!"

The Fire Country Daimyo immediately took out the Hokage appointment letter that had been written long ago from his bosom and respectfully handed it to the confused Hyuga Hiashi with both hands.

"Mr. Hyuga Hiashi, please give me your guidance in the future."

The new Fire Nation daimyo: humble, weak and helpless.jpg

"Sensible~"

Tsunade was obviously very satisfied with the performance of the new Daimyo of the Land of Fire, and the corners of her mouth unconsciously curled up slightly.

"Remember to cooperate with Hiashi to develop Konoha in the future, otherwise I will bring people to find you.

Now...please take a nap first!"

Bang! ! !

Tsunade raised her hand blade and struck the new Fire Country Daimyo on the back of his neck, knocking him to the ground with one blow.

The last words that came to the new Fire Country Daimyo's mind before he fell into a coma were:

[I’ll resign when I get back. Who cares about the Fire Nation Daimyo? I’ll never be one again… wuwuwu…??^??]

……

"Congratulations to the Hyuga clan leader for becoming the fifth Hokage~"

The "Pig, Deer, and Butterfly" trio congratulated in unison, their lackey-like demeanor and movements...

It's exactly the same as the eunuch who "respectfully invites the emperor to ascend the throne" in TV dramas.

On the other hand, Hinata Hiashi...he looked confused and obviously hadn't figured out the situation yet.

But soon the expression on Hinata Hiashi's face quickly changed from confusion to extreme horror.

“Shikaku, you, you, you…you guys are so brave!

Do you know how serious a crime it is to kidnap the Fire Country Daimyo? !

And you even forced the Daimyo to appoint me as the new Hokage... Do you really want to see me and the Hyuga clan turn against that old bastard Sarutobi Hiruzen? ! "

Hinata Hiashi fired a barrage of words without changing his tone, not giving anyone a chance to speak.

Only after he finished speaking did Qiu Dao Ding Zuo cover his ear and slowly utter a word.

"Oh."

Hinata Hiashi:?_?……

[Oh? I've gone to great lengths to explain so much to you. Do you dare to give me a normal response?! ]

Nara Shikaku immediately stepped forward and pushed back Hinata Hiashi, who couldn't help but jump up from the bed and punch Akimichi Choza.

"Hizashi, don't worry, Hiruzen Sarutobi and Danzo Shimura...

Well, there should be no chance for them to fall out with you."

Hinata Hiashi: ?_? ? ? ?

"……What's the meaning?!"

Bang!Bang!

Nara Shikaku did not answer, but Jiraiya silently released two brand new coffins from the sealing scroll.

"The old man's last wish was that after his death he wanted me to send his body back to Konoha for burial...

These are the remains of the old man and Shimura Danzo. Please, Hiashi, bury them in the Konoha Cemetery."

Hinata Hinashi: ?_? → Σ(っ °Д °;)っ? !

"What the hell?! That brat Naruto fucked those two old guys?!"

Hinata Hiashi looked at the six people standing in front of him with disbelief.

"Is Akatsuki's style of doing things so natural?! By the way, this is not part of the plan that brat told me about..."

The "Pig, Deer and Butterfly" trio and the "Pornography, Gambling and Drugs" trio all showed a bitter smile on their faces.

Yes, this was not part of the original plan, but...

Hinata Hiashi was right about one thing, the Akatsuki organization under Naruto's leadership was indeed a bad organization.

"As for the issue of the Fire Country Daimyo, Lord Hiashi need not worry about it."

Orochimaru suddenly spoke, his hoarse voice was like two pieces of iron scraping against each other, making Hinata Hiashi shiver all over.

"We in the Akatsuki organization have ample experience in dealing with the Fire Country Daimyo...

Well, the death of the previous Fire Country Daimyo was caused by Naruto-kun. "

Hinata Hiashi: ⊙_⊙……

Are you talking about the former Fire Country Daimyo who used most of the materials in the Fire Country capital to exchange for a bunch of fake silver notes, which resulted in no funding for Konoha for several months, and finally had to commit suicide by disembowelment to apologize to the world?

So... those fake banknotes were the work of that bastard Naruto?!

Hinata Hiashi suddenly became more cautious. It seems that when accepting the betrothal gifts in the future, he must not let Naruto...

[Ah, bah! I accept your uncle's betrothal gift! And... I hate yellow-haired people! ]

……

"The Third Hokage has passed away, and Konoha Village lacks a new leader. We brothers have decided that you, Hiashi, are the most suitable person to be the next Hokage, so we have obtained the appointment letter for you...

This is the situation. Now that things have come to this, you should just give in~"

Akimichi Choza advised Hinata Hiashi with a joking look on his face.

As for Hinata Hiashi, his face looked as if his parents had died.

The principle that Hyuga Hiashi has been following for most of his life is to protect himself, but how come he has become the fifth Hokage out of nowhere? !

Being a Hokage is so tiring, there are so many things to do...

Hinata Hiashi suddenly felt very tired. After becoming Hokage, would he still have time to take care of his health? !

Do you still have time to cherish your two precious daughters? !

Thinking of this, every cell in Hinata Hiashi's body was filled with the word "rejection".

"...If I were to say, the Fifth Hokage's position doesn't necessarily have to be held by me, right?

Isn't there someone more suitable to be the Hokage right here..."

Hinata Hiashi frequently glanced at Tsunade and kept signaling the other five people with his eyes.

As a result, none of the five grown men cooperated, and they all huddled together and refused to say a word;

Instead, it was Tsunade herself who spoke unhappily.

"Rizu, don't pay any attention to me~

I don't want the position of Hokage. Besides... I have joined the Sheep Village and am no longer a ninja of Konoha."

Hinata Hiashi: (ー_ー)!!

The princess of the Senju clan, the most legitimate heir to the position of Hokage, actually left Konoha and joined another village...

What's the difference between this and leaving a fortune of hundreds of billions of yuan uninherited and going to work for a small private boss? !

"No... why?! Tsunade, what on earth are you trying to achieve by joining the Sheep Village?!"

Hinata Hiashi said that he couldn't figure it out, he couldn't figure it out at all.

"Hahahaha~ Hiashi, let me tell you, it was actually Tsunade..."

boom! ! !

Akimichi Choza was beaten away.

Tsunade's sandbag-sized fist stood straight in front of Hinata Hiashi.

"Don't ask. Whoever asks will die! Understand?!"

Hinata Hiashi: (???) …

"Gulp~ Got it, no need to ask."

……

"Shikaku, I think...why don't you be the Hokage?"

"I'm sorry, Hiashi, the first thing I did after returning to Konoha was to use the power left by Sarutobi Hiruzen in the village to issue my own wanted order.

Now please call me Konoha's S-rank rebel ninja - Nara Shikaku.

How can an S-rank rebel ninja become Hokage? ! "

Hinata Hiashi: (???) …

"Haiyi..."

"Don't ask. If you ask, it's an S-rank rebel ninja."

"Then...Jiraiya?"

Jiraiya lifted the corner of his clothes without saying a word, revealing with great pride the red cloud and black robe unique to the Akatsuki organization hidden underneath.

"...Orochimaru?"

"I am also interested in the Byakugan of the Hyuga family~"

Hinata Hiashi: =?(??? ????)? ! !

Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo both valued the position of Hokage very much, and it had even become their obsession;

It has become a hot potato for the people present, and no matter how hard Hinata Hiashi tries, he cannot throw it away.

"Forget it Rizu, you should stop struggling and accept your fate."

Jiraiya patted Hinata Hiashi's shoulder gently and looked at him with pity in his eyes.

"The appointment letter written by the daimyo himself was stuffed into your arms...

Look, it’s officially stamped... why are you still struggling? ! "

"Yes."

Nara Shikaku nodded in agreement and pointed at the Fire Country Daimyo who was still unconscious lying on the ground.

"Before we set out for Konoha, our beloved Daimyo of the Land of Fire had already sent an envoy to Konoha...

Counting the days... they should be here as soon as the sun rises.

By the way, the delegation also has an identical letter of appointment, which states that you are the Fifth Hokage."

"Hi, this is my fate... Phew~

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that."

Yamanaka Inoichi accidentally laughed out loud, causing Hyuga Hiashi to open his Byakugan and give him a death stare.

boom! ! !

"Isn't it just asking you to be the Hokage? Why are you acting like you want to die?!"

Tsunade kicked a huge deep hole in the floor of Hinata Hiashi's bedroom and spoke to him with a fierce look on her face.

"In a word, are you going to do it?!

If you don’t do it, I’ll beat you up~"

Hinata Hiashi: ??????! ! !

Here's a joke: the eldest daughter of the Konoha Group forced the insignificant employees of her company to inherit the hundreds of billions of assets left by her two grandfathers after years of hard work...

Unfortunately, this is not a joke, although Hinata Hiashi really hopes it is just a joke.

But it really isn’t!!!

Tsunade's fist is about to hit Hinata Hiashi's head!

"Wait!"

Hinata Hiashi quickly dodged Tsunade's iron fist, then put on an expression as if he had eaten shit, and said in great pain.

"I've heard of people forcing women of good families into prostitution, but I've never heard of people forcing people to become Hokage... Do you really have to keep staring at me?!

Konoha is so big, besides me... there are a lot of people who want to be Hokage..."

"Long-winded!"

Tsunade, who was annoyed by Hyuga Hiashi's nagging, kicked Hyuga Hiashi again.

This time Tsunade's attack was even faster, not giving Hinata Hiashi any time to dodge, and the incredibly fast kick was almost brushing the tip of his nose.

Hinata Hiashi:ヽ(?? ?)?!!!

"Hashidou Sack! I agree!!!"

Tsunade's soles suddenly stopped just two millimeters away from the tip of Hinata Hiashi's nose, but...

"Just agree to it earlier, you're wasting my time!"

boom! ! !

The kick finally landed firmly on Hinata Hiashi's old face, pressing his entire head into the ground, leaving only the part below the neck lying on the broken floor.

……

"Alas...you, you really made this old man suffer~"

If someone else said this, it might be false, but when Hinata Hiashi said this at this moment... it was absolutely from the heart.

The evidence was that the people present could clearly read the bitterness on his bruised and swollen face that looked like no human anymore.

"Come on, Fifth Hokage, let's put everything else aside and sign this agreement first."

Akimichi Choza, who had run back at some point, took out a piece of paper from his arms and placed it in front of Hinata Hiashi with a smile.

This time they came to Konoha with a mission assigned by someone.

"……What's this?"

After being beaten up by Tsunade, Hinata Hiashi could no longer open his eyes, so he naturally could not see clearly what was written on the paper.

"Don't worry about it. Just sign first. As a brother, I can't hurt you, right?!"

Out of trust in his old friend, Hyuga Hiashi fumbled and signed the paper in a daze, and Akimichi Choza swiftly stuffed the signed paper back into his arms.

A smile of "evil plan succeeded" appeared on the faces of several people present.

"Since I have agreed to serve as the fifth Hokage, can you now tell me... who came up with this stupid idea of ​​letting me become Hokage?"

"Well... although the proposal was made by everyone, the final decision was made by Naruto, your son-in-law~"

Akimichi Chouza had a playful look on his face, causing the three corpse gods Hyuga Hiashi to jump up in anger.

"I knew it was him... that damned little yellow-haired boy!"

Yamanaka Inoichi: "Naruto said that helping you become Hokage this time is like an early betrothal gift to your Hinata~"

Hinata Hiashi: (? Benefit?) !!!

"Tell that little bastard to get as far away from me as possible. There is no way I will marry Hinata to him!"

Nara Shikaku: "It's too late. You've already signed the marriage certificate... Yes, no doubt about it, it's the one Ding Zuo just asked you to sign."

Hinata Hiashi: (°Д°≡°Д°)? ! !

"Master Qiu Dao Ding, you even cheated me?!

Hurry up and give that damn thing back to me!"

Hinata Hiashi let out a strange cry and immediately pounced on Akimichi Choza, trying to snatch back the marriage certificate that he had signed.

"Rizu, I advise you to calm down. This marriage certificate is not something you can snatch away."

"Get lost! Give it back to me now!"

"The person who wrote this marriage certificate is Kushina... Uzumaki! Kushina!"

Hinata Hiashi: ????ДO???! ! !

"… Damn Qiu Dao Ding, I'm going to fight you, an old bastard, today!"