Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

"The first match is between the Sheep Village Genin Kibutsuji Muzan and... the Leaf Village Genin Haruno Sakura."

Yamanaka Ino: (°ー°〃)! ! !

Yamanaka Ino had thought that in the third exam, her best friend would face the unsympathetic Nijira.

But she never expected this moment to come so soon.

The key is that her love-brained bestie looks very happy...

"Wow!

Look, Inogu, the first match is between me and Sasuke~

This is the fate destined by God~

As expected, Sasse and I are a perfect match... hehe~"

Yamanaka Ino: ?_?...Fuck you, you will cry later.

"……as long as you are happy."

"Eh?! Where are you going, Inoboro?"

"Just prepare for the game and don't worry about me.

I'll go out and buy a stretcher for you..."

"Huh?!

No, no, I believe that Sass won't do anything to me, and...

I have decided to admit defeat in this competition~

But before I admit defeat... I think I need to give it to Sass first..."

Ying Ge fell silent as she spoke. Her cheeks flushed red and she immediately held her heart with both hands, immersed in her own world.

Yamanaka Ino: (ー ー゛)……

As expected, a stretcher still needs to be purchased.

With Erzhuzi's current temper, it would be strange if he had the patience to listen to Yingge's nonsense...

"Haruno Sakura! Konoha Village Genin Haruno Sakura!

Is anyone here?!

If you don't enter the arena, the referee will declare you disqualified!"

Ying Ge: ???????????

"I'm coming!"

……

When Brother Ying came down from the stands and ran into the arena, Erzhuzi, who had been waiting in the arena for a long time, already had an impatient look on his face.

"Sorry, sorry, I'm late."

Brother Ying glanced at Erzhuzi quietly and continued.

"I am Konoha's Genin Haruno Sakura, and I am your opponent in this match, Sa... Muzan-kun, please give me your guidance."

As he said that, Brother Ying bowed deeply to Erzhuzi.

The referee who was ignored by Ying Ge the whole time:?_?……

"Well, since the two contestants are already here, I will..."

The referee coughed lightly and spoke seriously.

The moment the referee spoke, Erzhuzi had already raised his clenched fist, waiting for the referee's order to start so that he could take out the weak opponent in front of him with one blow.

but……

"…First, let me read out the rules of this exam."

This is what the referee said next.

Nizuko: (ー`′ー)...

The raised arms dropped, the clenched fists unclenched.

[Sure enough, Sass wouldn't be willing to do anything to me~]

When Brother Ying saw this, he felt sweeter than eating honey.

"...The above are all the rules for this exam. Next..."

Erzhuzi raised his fist again.

"...Please ask the candidate representative to take the oath."

Erzhuzi: (?Benefit?) !!!

Under the angry gaze of Hashira, Hyuga Neji took a prepared manuscript to the podium and gave an emotionless, lengthy and boring speech to the audience.

As Hyuga Neji's little mouth kept chattering...

The flames of anger in Erzhuzi's heart grew stronger and stronger, but he had to suppress his anger desperately.

[Huff, huff, huff~Calm down, calm down!]

The one above can’t be hit, he’s the last brother-in-law… You have to give him some face… Fuck! 】

Erzhuzi was almost going crazy. He couldn't stop shaking all over. Cold sweat instantly covered his back, soaking the back of his clothes.

And on the other side...

[Sasgei really likes me. He gets so excited just standing next to me... hehe~]

Mysteriously confident Ying Ge: ??*(?o?╰?╯?o??)??~

……

After waiting for a long time until Hyuga Neji finished reading the entire manuscript word for word, the referee who had been silent for a long time finally spoke.

"Okay, the candidate representative has finished his oath, next..."

"Mad, are you done yet, asshole?!"

boom! ! !

"Pfft~"

Erzhuzi's fist, which had not been thrown for a long time, finally landed hard on the referee;

The referee of this competition instantly turned into a meteor, drew a graceful arc in the air, and then fell heavily outside the venue.

"I've been putting up with you for a long time, you know that?!"

Damn, Hyuga Neji is hard to move, and you, a lousy referee, can't even move him? !

Erzhuzi, who knocked the referee away with one punch, suddenly felt refreshed, and then quickly turned to look at his weak opponent.

However, Erzhuzi's series of actions became...

[Ah~ Sass actually... actually bravely knocked the referee away just to avoid fighting with me?!

Sass is so handsome, I love him so much hahahaha?(???????)?……】

Thinking of this, Brother Ying immediately made up his mind.

No matter what, she must seize this opportunity today and bravely confess her feelings to Erzhuzi in front of everyone!

then……

Brother Ying mustered up his courage, gave up everything, closed his eyes, and shouted loudly to Erzhuzi.

"Sa... Muzan-kun, I'm Haruno Sakuraki..."

"Nisnei!!!"

Two pillars: (╬￣皿￣)＝○(￣＃)3￣)!

Without any hesitation, Erzhuzi acted completely out of his instinct!

Erzhuzi...hit Yingge's head into the ground with one punch!!!

K! O!

Wait, Erzhuzi suddenly grabbed Yingge's ankle with his backhand, what else does he want to do? !

…Boom! Boom! Boom boom boom boom!

(:.;?;益;?;益;?;益;?;益;?;益;?;益;?;.)? !

Everyone sitting in the stands watching the game was stunned.

He grabbed the girl's ankle and threw her to the ground.

Falling repeatedly!

Keep falling!

Falling upside down!

Where on earth did Erzhuzi learn such a crazy trick to relax himself? !

You're so cruel to a weak woman... Erzhuzi, don't you feel guilty?!

……

"Yes, that's it! Such a familiar scene... so familiar that it scares me to the core..."

Yamanaka Ino, who came back carrying a stretcher, happened to witness with her own eyes the atrocities that Jizuku inflicted on Sakura-ge, and the memory of the death suddenly attacked her again.

"Ugh……

Wide forehead~

If you survive this round of beatings, your love for Sass is still as strong as before...

Then I will admit that you truly love Sasi!"

……

It is unknown whether Yingge truly loves Erzhuzi, but...

"Contestant Muzan, stop, stop now!!!

"Contestant Haruno Sakura has lost her ability to fight. You have already won this match! Stop the hell right now! ahh ...

"Medical ninja! Medical ninja, come quickly! Contestant Haruno Sakura is foaming!!!"

"The exam is suspended for the time being. This venue cannot be used. Let's wait until it is repaired..."

Erzhuzi: o(￣ヘ￣o)~Tsk, such a weak woman...