Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.
Chapter 22: Lao Deng, Stop the Will-O-Wisp
Behind a slope outside the Iwagakure Village.
All the members of the Akatsuki organization who had come here from afar were dressed in red clouds and black robes.
Even the unusually tall Whitebeard father and Naruto, who was just as tall as everyone else's waist, were wearing the customized versions that Konan specially prepared for them.
"It's agreed. Kurotsuchi and I will go over to negotiate and see if we can get the village to release Sasuke and Lazy Sheep first.
After all, the original intention of the old man doing this is nothing more than worrying about the two of us. It would be best if this matter could be resolved peacefully...
If that doesn’t work, we will use force to rush in and rescue people.”
Deidara gave many warnings, fearing that everyone would rush into the Tsuchigakure Village and start killing people.
To be honest, the combined combat power of all the people who came today...
Deidara suspected that they could scatter the ashes of the entire Tsuchiya Village!
"I know, I know. It's just a trivial matter, and you have been squatting here and repeating it for half an hour!"
Naruto interrupted Deidara unhappily and waved his hand at him impatiently.
"Are you two still going?! If you don't go, we will really start a group~"
"Hehe, I'm not afraid that you guys will act impulsively~
Go, why not? Go now!
Black Earth, let’s go.”
Deidara smiled embarrassedly, then pulled Kurotsuchi towards the entrance gate of the Iwagakure Village.
……
"Gravel, let me do it..."
Walking out of the gate, Deidara was about to say hello to the Iwagakure ninja guarding the gate.
Unexpectedly, the ninja named Shishi looked like he had seen a ghost. His face changed drastically and he turned around and ran towards the village in panic.
In just a few breaths, Deidara and Kurotsuchi heard the alarm bell hanging in the village to warn of foreign invasion being rung.
clang! clang! clang! …
“Oh no!
Deidara, who was identified as an S-rank traitor by the Tsuchikage-sama for kidnapping Kurotsuchi, is back! "
"He is outside the village gate right now, holding Heitu hostage..."
"Hurry and report to the Tsuchikage-sama!"
Needless to say, the shrill cry that resounded throughout the entire sky of the Hidden Rock Village must have been shouted by the Shattered Earth that had just run into the village;
There is no doubt that it was this guy who sounded the alarm.
Deidara: (||?_?)? ! !
[Sui Tu, you are only a few years older than me, how can you slander someone's innocence out of thin air? !
Who do you say is the traitor?
Oh, you're talking about me... Then you're not wrong...
but!
The reason I became a rebel ninja was to pursue the art of explosion, not because I kidnapped Kurotsuchi! 】
Deidara was so angry that he felt like two Buddhas had been born and ascended to heaven. He almost couldn't help but stand outside the gate of the Iwagakure Village and curse in the street.
Kurotsuchi looked at Deidara's furious look, his eyes filled with tenderness, and he couldn't help but cover his mouth and laugh.
"Dust Release*Original Realm Separation Technique!"
Old man Ohnoki's voice arrived before he even showed up. A beam of transparent light passed directly over Deidara's scalp, blasting Deidara's originally flowing long hair into short and messy pieces.
As for this skill, only old teacher Tony can do it.
Deidara: Damn! (;′??Д??`)! ! !
"Old man, you are really going crazy!"
Deidara raised his hands to cover his head and shouted through gritted teeth.
"grandfather!"
Heitu also stomped his feet angrily to express his dissatisfaction to the person who came.
"Humph!"
Ōnoki floated down from the sky, snorted coldly at Deidara, then turned back into the appearance of a kind old grandfather and looked at Kurotsuchi.
"Heitu, come to grandpa quickly."
Kurotsuchi looked at Ōnoki and then at Deidara...
Finally, he made up his mind and hid behind Deidara, and answered in a very determined tone.
"I don't! Kurotsuchi wants to be with Deidara-nii-san."
Oonoki's expression froze for a moment, and then he put on a painful expression and said.
"I am your grandpa~ Heitu, don't you even listen to your grandpa?"
Tears kept welling up in Ohnoki's eyes and he almost shed two lines of tears on the spot.
It can be seen how sad the old man is at this moment when he was rejected by his granddaughter.
"But I am already a member of Deidara-nii-san's Akatsuki organization."
Heitu pouted and muttered softly.
But no matter how softly she spoke, old man Ōnoki, the Tsuchikage, could hear it clearly.
Ohnoki: (°Д°≡°Д°)? ! !
Click~
Um? what sound?
Oh, that's the sound of the old man's broken heart.
Ohnoki's entire body was shattered into pieces, falling to the ground.
"Did you and this brat already... do that?"
Oonoki's voice suddenly rose by more than eight pitches, and he asked with a look of disbelief.
"Yes!"
Although the young Kurotsuchi didn't know what "that" was,
But this did not prevent the little girl from bravely answering the questions raised by her own grandfather.
"During this period, Deidara-nii and I have been together every day~"
Tiantian! ...We are together~
Together~
Together~
Get up~
What ~
……
The answer was so cruel, and Oonoki was so heartbroken.
The old man suddenly turned his head and stared at Deidara with his red eyes.
Deidara, who had not yet realized the seriousness of the problem, looked at Ōnoki affectionately, then shook his head and rubbed his eyes.
He didn't know if it was his illusion, but he always felt that there was a black air filled with the aura of disaster constantly emerging from Oonoki's body.
The black energy became more and more dense, and it directly enveloped the old man, leaving only a pair of red eyes exposed... full of murderous intent...
"You beast!"
Ōnoki raised his hand and pointed his trembling index finger at Deidara, scolding him.
"Heitu is only eight years old this year!"
"what?"
Deidara's face was filled with confusion.
What's wrong with eight years old?
What is the old man so excited about?
Did you think he didn't play with Heitu?
Although he is already twelve years old,
But he never said he wouldn't bring his eight-year-old sister to play with him...
……
Forget it, if you can’t figure it out, just stop thinking about it for now.
Deidara decided to talk to Ōnoki first.
"Old man, this time I..."
"You are holding back your words!"
Before he could say much, he was interrupted by Ōnoki's harsh voice.
Then Ohnoki noticed Deidara's hand being held tightly by Kurotsuchi...
"Get away!"
"Ah? Oh..."
Deidara still looked confused and tried to pull his hand away from Kurotsuchi.
But Kurotsuchi's grip was too tight, so Deidara could only turn around and speak to Kurotsuchi.
"Heitu, let me go first. I want to talk to the old man first."
"Oh."
Heitu pouted and reluctantly let go of his hand.
Ohnoki saw the two people's hands finally let go, and he immediately felt...
I got even angrier!
As a grandfather, his angry scolding was not as effective as Deidara's casual words...
This is simply challenging his bottom line as a grandfather!
At this moment, in the heart of Mr. Ohnoki,
This little bastard Deidara is a piece of shit!
Not only did he kidnap his beloved granddaughter without permission, he also slept with her!
Not only did he sleep with her, but he even dared to stand at the village gate and provoke his grandfather!
This is similar to the scene on Blue Star where a yellow-haired guy rode his will-o'-the-wisp to an old father's building early in the morning and shouted, "Old man, stop my will-o'-the-wisp, or your daughter will be in trouble."
Then the old father finally calmed down his anger and helped him listen to the will-o'-the-wisp, but the yellow-haired boy turned around and said, "You're sensible, I'll let your daughter go to bed early tonight." What's the difference? !
……
The more Mad thought about it, the angrier he got!
The angrier I get, the more I dislike the yellow-haired guy in front of me!
The more I dislike him, the more I want to beat him up!
Although he couldn't kill Huang Mao because of his precious granddaughter Heitu's presence,
But it's no problem to beat him so that he becomes paralyzed on one side and can't walk for three to five years.
So Mr. Ohnoki made up his mind...
Deidara stood there chattering to himself, completely unaware that Ōnoki wasn't listening to what he was saying at all.
“…Old man, this is the situation.
Since you have already met Heitu and I, do you think you can…”
"Be careful, Deidara-san!"
"Earth Escape*Splitting Earth and Turning Palm!"
"What the hell?!"
puff!
"Brother Deidara!"
Deidara flew~
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