Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

In the end, Wolf held back, and Aburame Shino only suffered some minor injuries. She would be able to fully recover after staying in the hospital for ten days or half a month.

But... that shot directly destroyed all the hair follicles on Aburame Shino's body, and from now on he will have... no hair at all.

Especially the head, it is so bright that it can be called the second sun in the ninja world!

This also led to the fact that after participating in the Chunin selection exam, Aburame Shino did not dare to go out without wearing a thick hat.

what?

You said that Aburame Shino in the original story also always wore a hat?!

Oh, that's alright...

……

"Son, these are the snacks and clothes your mother prepared for you, keep them well."

"This is the toy that Xiao Xiangxiang asked her father to bring for you..."

"This is……"

"Son, Dad is going back first...

Little Fat Sheep, remember to take good care of my son~

Otherwise... Hehehe! I will definitely come back!!!"

Big Bad Wolf left, but before leaving he did not forget to threaten me, Lazy Brother, as usual.

As for Naruto...

When the time came, Wolfy wanted to threaten him, but the cunning Naruto had already hidden away somewhere, so Wolfy looked like he was still reluctant to leave.

And my lazy brother who was threatened by Gray Wolf...

To be honest, I'm already used to it.

Anyway, Xiao Huihui is my lazy brother, as long as he is around...

I, Lazy Brother, really don’t believe that Big Bad Wolf dares to stew himself!

……

After several more competitions were over, the referee came on stage again and read out the names of the candidates for the next competition.

"The Hidden Leaf Village Genin fights the Sheep Village Genin every day... Fighting me will only hurt you..."

The referee's voice became smaller and smaller, and in the end he was completely silent.

It’s the Sheep Village again!

Such a weird name!

Still the familiar recipe, still the familiar taste...

In the previous competition, the candidate "My dad is the best in the world" who was also from Yang Village created a shocking scene with his cry of "Dad" that the judges will never forget in their lives.

Is there another talent coming up who is just as talented as "My Dad is the Best in the World"? !

Speaking of which... up to now... whenever there are ninjas from Sheep Village participating in a competition, the commotion will be huge.

Rather than saying this is a Chunin selection exam, it would be more like a fight between gods.

[The noise from this competition should probably be... also quite loud, right? ]

Thinking of this, the referee suddenly felt that the court was no longer safe;

As smart as he was, after reading out the list, he immediately used the technique of instant body movement to jump to the place he thought was the safest - behind the Fifth Hokage Hinata Hiashi.

[Huh~ I finally feel a little safe, but...]

The referee secretly breathed a sigh of relief, but soon frowned again.

[Why didn't Hokage just sit on the podium and come here alone... Is this... the Sheep Village team? ! Σ(っ °Д °;)っ? ! ! ]

The referee couldn't hold it anymore, and his expression was completely out of control, half crying and half laughing.

Hinata Hiashi: (ー_ー)!!

"Takeshita, why don't you just stay inside and wait for the competition to start? Why are you running behind me?!"

Takeshita (referee): (?w? )…

"Hokage-sama, I am... I am scared~"

Hinata Hiashi:?_?……

He knew what Takeshita was afraid of, but...

"Nonsense! You are the referee, get off now! Don't force my opponent~"

"oh…… (*?????)……"

Takeshita turned around crying, and was stopped by Naruto again.

"Wait a moment, could you please take the candidates from our village down with you as well~"

Takeshita: (||?_?)...

What does that mean?!

After all, I am the referee!

Can you respect me for a moment?

The guy in your village who said "Hitting me will only hurt you" has no legs, you bastard? ! 】

Takeshita didn't intend to pay attention to Naruto and continued to walk into the venue as if he had lost his parents.

"Takeshita, please take the person down with you."

Takeshita: (ー_ー)!!

Well, since the Hokage Hyuga Hiashi has spoken, Takeshita can only turn back in shame.

Then he saw Naruto suddenly stretched out a fist towards him, then slowly opened his fist with his palm facing upwards, revealing a... little man who was also wrapped in a black robe? !

[Wait a moment!]

What kind of person can be held whole in the palm of another person's hand? !

How come the candidates from you Yangcun are more evil than each other, you bastards!!!

Fuck! (╯°Д°)╯︵ ┻━┻!!!】

Although he had countless complaints in his heart, at this moment Takeshita felt that he was suddenly... not afraid anymore.

What kind of big fuss can such a small kid make? !

"This is your Goat Village's Genin - hitting me will only hurt you?"

"That's right, thank you for being the referee."

"no big deal."

Takeshita was relieved, and after taking the words "Hitting me will only hurt you", he held him in his arms and stepped into the competition arena with a proud and confident look.

After Takeshita left, Hinata Hiashi grabbed Naruto's collar and asked in a very serious tone.

"Brat, are you sure this guy won't cause any big trouble?!"

"Don't worry, Uncle Hinata. Under normal circumstances, he is the most stable one among the three of Lazy Sheep..."

[The premise is that no one bullies him. ]

Naruto added silently in his mind, then looked at the system interface.

[Summon Character: Jerry

Honorary title: Group Pet Rat (luck bonus 100%)

Great fortune (good luck bonus 100%)

ability:

Immortality (Jerry and Tom have been in love and hatred for nearly a century, how dare you, little Karami, compete with me in lifespan?!);

Peace Ambassador (Jerry advocates peace and basically won't fight with anyone, but don't think that I, Big Jerry, am easy to bully.);

Many relatives (Once Jerry is bullied by others, he will summon at least one of the following relatives to help:

The eldest cousin who became holy in the flesh;

The second cousin of the Supreme Sorcerer;

Fairy cousin;

The bomber's nephew;

The crazy and joyful cousin…);

A few good friends (when you drive my big Jerry crazy, Tom, Spike, the three stray cat brothers and the like don't mind coming over to have a fight with you);

Evolution (Normal is just the limit that Big Jerry sets for himself. When you really piss him off... I hope you can survive, Amen~)

Weapons: None;

Strength: Ordinary person;

……

Note: Although Big Jerry is just an ordinary mouse that never ages, the group of people standing behind him are ordinary. Any one of them can fight against Madara-six Paths on equal terms.

I, Big Jerry, will not actively attack anyone, but this is not a reason for you to bully me, Big Jerry, understand? 】

Naruto: (ー ー゛)…

Indeed, compared to my lazy brother and Little Gray, the little mouse Jerry is the most stable... right? !

"...Uncle Rizu, you should have told Tiantian in advance, right?"

"Don't worry, I have already sent someone to tell Tiantian that she should admit defeat once she goes up to him, and that she must not fight with that person no matter what...

Tiantian should listen to my arrangements...right?"

Naruto: →_→……

Hinata Hiashi: ←_←…