Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

"Take it."

Naruto stuffed the big white-haired rat into Hyuga Neji's arms.

"Your wife will be back to normal in ten days or half a month."

Hyuga Neji:?_?……

So who spread the rumor that Tiantian was his wife? !

Hyuga Neji was thinking that the memories in his mind didn't mention anything about him and Tenten...

Of course, now is not the time to think about this.

Hyuga Neji carefully put Tenten, who had turned into a big white-haired rat, on his head, and then looked at Naruto, who was bruised and unrecognizable, with great pity.

"Are you...really okay?"

"What a joke! What could possibly happen to me?! He's just a little mouse. Do you really think that I, Uzumaki Naruto, would be afraid of him~"

Naruto looked around again and again, and after confirming that his eldest cousin had gone back, he put his hands on his hips and said with a look of disdain.

"...I have some special medicine made by the Hyuga clan at home. Do you want it?"

"want."

……

After three days of fierce competition, the top eight of this Chunin Selection Exam are finally born!

They are:

Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, Xiao Huihui, Jerry, Akimichi Chouji, Yamanaka Ino from the Sheep Village;

Hyuuga Neji from Konoha;

And Kankuro from the Sand Village.

Here we have to mention the young man Nara Shikamaru.

As the only candidate from Sheep Village who came to take part in the Chunin Selection Exam but did not make it to the top eight, Naruto was very... optimistic about this young man!

I have to say that Nara Shikamaru is very sensible. In his last match, he found out that his opponent was Naruto's brother-in-law, Hyuga Neji...

Nara Shikamaru admitted defeat quite straightforwardly.

This move is really heart-warming~

Since the moment the list of the top eight was released, it meant that the only outlier on the list, Kankuro, was about to start his days of suffering...

……

Even though two days had passed, Kankuro still hadn't figured out one thing.

Why would Gaara, who had clearly defeated me, admit defeat in front of everyone and give up the chance to advance to the next round to me for nothing?

But it won't take long for him to figure it out naturally, because...

"Konoha Village Genin Hyuga Neji vs.... Sand Village Genin Kankuro."

"Both parties are invited to enter."

When the game started, the first thing Hyuga Neji said after seeing Kankuro was...

"You want to marry the eldest daughter of our Hyuga family?!"

Kankuro: (ー_ー)!!

[I’m not, I don’t!]

This is all the trouble caused by my damn father Luo Sha!

No... such a small matter has become known to everyone now? ! 】

Kankuro was about to explain, but Hyuga Neji didn't even give him a chance to speak.

"Baguazhang!"

"Tai Chi!"

Kankuro flew in the sky for two and a half hours before being let down by Hyuga Neji.

As soon as Kanjiro landed, he said: Orz...yue~

And then……

"I surrender."

Don't get me wrong, the person who shouted this was not Kankuro, but Hyuga Neji who had been flying a human-shaped kite for two and a half hours.

Hyuga Neji had enough fun, he thought it was time to hand Kankuro over to the next player to teach him a lesson...

……

"Genin Akimichi Choji of Umomura, fighting against... Genin Kankuro of Sunagakure Village."

"Both parties are invited to enter."

Kankuro, who hadn't had time to treat his injuries yet: ??????? !!

"Referee, you must be mistaken. I just finished a match..."

"Yes, the quarterfinals have changed their format:

Each contestant will fight against the other seven in turn, and the one with the most wins will be the strongest in this Chunin Selection Exam...

What? Didn't anyone inform you, the Sand Village, about this?"

Kankuro: (ー ー゛)……

(╯°Д°)╯︵ ┻━┻!!!Not at all, asshole!

Kankuro overturned the table in anger, but after that he still had to go back to the venue.

"You little bastard want to marry Hinata, right?!"

Akimichi Chouji: (? Benefit?)!

Kankuro: (ー_ー)!!

"I do not……"

"Invincible Hot Wheels!"

Who can understand the pain of having your head repeatedly pressed down by a fat man weighing more than 300 pounds? !

Especially this fat guy even wore a pair of iron shorts...

"I surrender."

Akimichi Chouji stood up, patted his butt and left in style;

The winner, Kankuro, whose face was completely deformed, was thrown onto a stretcher and carried out of the venue by a group of middle-aged women in nurse uniforms.

But before even two minutes had passed, Kankuro was carried back to his original position by the aunts.

If there is any change in Kankuro from two minutes ago, it is probably...

There is a band-aid on his face that is so small that it can’t be any smaller?

……

"Yamamura Ino, a genin of Yangmura, versus... Kankuro, a genin of Sunagakure Village."

Yamanaka Ino came up carrying Akamaru.

Inuzuka Kiba: (???) ...Akamaru? ! !

Yamanaka Ino: "I heard you want to marry Hinata?"

Kankuro: (((o(*?▽?*)o)))…

Yamanaka Ino: ????~

"Moving Soul Dafa!"

Kankuro truly experienced what it felt like to be a human turned into a dog...

Hinata Hiashi: →_→……

"Fourth Kazekage, what do you think of your son barking like a dog in public... and peeing with his legs lifted up?"

Luo Sha: (￣┰￣*)……

Luo Sha now just wants to travel back in time and shoot Kankuro, this embarrassing thing, into the wall...

……

Erzhuzi: "You are the only one who wants to snatch the wife from the last one?!"

Kankuro: “No…”

"Stop talking nonsense and watch the moves!"

Nijiru, who broke 23 of Kankuro's ribs with one punch and then forcibly straightened them one by one, stood up and nodded coolly to the referee.

Erzhuzi: "I give up."

Kankuro: (*?????)……

……

"I……"

This time Kankuro finally learned his lesson. Before Xiao Huihui, who had just arrived at the arena, could gain his footing, he was the first to shout "I give up".

But how can three words be faster than two words?

"father!"

boom! ! !

Kankuro was directly embedded into the ground, and the three words "I give up" were finally said by Xiao Huihui in advance.

……

Jerry jumped into the arena, then in front of everyone, he clenched his fists and punched himself twice in the eye sockets.

Jerry: (??∧??)…

"Ow~"

Kankuro was sure that he had never seen such ample firepower coverage in his life;

And all this is thanks to the bomb maniac nephew...

……

After being beaten so many times, the contestants who beat him up admitted defeat and got along so well with each other...

Kankuro felt that he might... know why Gaara gave up at that time.

I just... I have never seen such a pit brother! ! !

(っ╥╯﹏╰╥c)……