Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

It is said that no one who can become Kage is stupid. Rasa once again taught Naruto a lesson with his actions.

But after finishing this lesson, Luo Sha now...

"…Is this really my son Kankuro?"

Luo Sha frequently looked up at Kankuro lying on the ground, and the expression on his face gradually became numb.

He would rather believe that Kankuro had died at the hands of Naruto than admit that the huge black humanoid creature was actually his son.

"cough~"

Naruto coughed embarrassedly.

"I'm sorry, I was a little harsh... but I can assure you, he is Kankuro."

Luo Sha: (╯°Д°)╯︵ ┻━┻!!!

How can this be summed up with just a few words like "a bit harsh"? !

Not only was Kanjuro, a yellow man, beaten into a black man, but his body was also swollen 1, 2, 3, 4... who knows how many times more than normal.

You look like a fool, you bastard!!!

Rasa stared at Naruto fiercely, wishing he could pounce on him and bite off some pieces of flesh from him.

"Don't look at me like that~

Everyone saw that although Kankuro was a little darker before, he was still alive and kicking, and not swollen;

The reason why he has become what he is now... is entirely because of you, his father!

That’s right, this is all your fault, Luo Sha!”

Although Naruto's voice was loud, he still didn't dare to look Rasa in the eye.

"Someone go check if Kankuro is still alive?"

After hearing Naruto's call, Gaara silently picked up a branch, walked to Kankuro and carefully poked his brother with the branch.

After seeing that Kankuro's chest was still slightly rising and falling, Gaara turned his head and said calmly.

"Still angry."

"Oh, then quickly put this thing in him."

Upon hearing this, Naruto took out a ball of light from the system space and threw it at Kankuro.

[Mechanical Soul (Epic): After use, a fire will be generated in the user's body. As long as the fire is not extinguished, the user will not die.

The flesh and blood are weak and the machine soars!

As the fusion time with the mechanical soul increases, the user's body structure will gradually evolve towards a mechanical creature, and at the same time, the love between men and women in the user's mind will be annihilated.

Note:

Once the "Soul" items are fused, they cannot be separated by any means, so please use them with caution!!!

(Fuck your flower-selling love! All I want now is to rebuild Cybertron!!!)]

After Gaara took the mechanical soul, he did not examine it himself, but slapped it directly into Kankuro's body without hesitation.

The little brother thought that his good elder brother would not harm himself or his own brother, but he didn't know...

Many years later, whenever Gaara saw Kankuro showing off in front of everyone how thick the two steel plates on his pectoral muscles were and how big the caliber of the machine gun in his buttocks was, he wanted to slap himself hard twice.

That’s right, good brother Naruto really wouldn’t harm himself… but he’s still a trap!!!

Naruto watched with his own eyes as the Mechanical Soul was inserted into Kankuro's body and smiled happily.

Didn't this guy dream of building a Gundam in Infinite Tsukuyomi? !

Now it's good, maybe he can turn into a Gundam himself in the future~

Anyway, in the original work, Kankuro is still a single guy at the end. He trades his girlfriend for a chance to transform into Gundam... Kankuro makes a killing!!!

Naruto assured that he did this entirely for Kankuro's sake and definitely not for revenge!

Well, definitely not...

……

However, at the moment when the mechanical soul and Kanjuro were completely integrated, Kanjuro's chest suddenly shone brightly.

"Ah~ My eyes!!!"

"What the hell?!!"

"What the hell?! Run!!!"

The blinding blue light made it impossible for everyone to open their eyes. This strange scene made them suspect that Kankuro was really going to explode this time, and they quickly retreated to keep a distance from him.

"Uzumaki Naruto you fucking ..."

"Father, please go!"

Before Luo Sha could finish his curse, Temari swung his fan and sent him flying far away.

The fierce storm blew away all the loose skin on Luo Sha's face. He wanted to say something but couldn't, so he had to swallow his curse words for the time being.

After recovering from his shock after landing, Luo Sha continued to curse.

"Uzumaki Naruto! If you really kill my son, I will fight you to the death today!!!"

As the saying goes, worry makes one confused. Luo Sha, who was worried about Kanjiro's safety, did not notice at all that the dazzling blue light also quickly converged and dissipated towards one place at the same time when he landed.

When all the blue lights disappeared, standing in the center was Kankuro, who had recovered completely;

The only difference from the previous Kanjuro is that after the recovery, there is an extra... small nuclear reactor in the center of Kanjuro's chest? !

Naruto: ??????? !!

"...Dog system, explain it to me!"

[Explain what? 】

"Explain it to me, it's clearly a mechanical soul!

But why would Kankuro have a small nuclear reactor growing out of his body? !

This is obviously Iron Man’s configuration, right?!”

Thinking about the glorious achievements of this famous playboy from Marvel next door... Naruto suddenly felt a little panicked.

[…The host was mistaken. That was a fire seed.]

Naruto: (???) …

Dog system, do you want to listen to what you are saying?!

Is it really okay for you to lie with your eyes open like this? !

If the thing on Kankuro's chest wasn't Tony's first-generation reactor, Naruto would rush over and pull it out and eat it raw!

[The final right of interpretation of all props produced by this system belongs to this system. Please do not pay attention to these details. 】

Naruto: (ー ー゛)…

He couldn't help but care.

The main reason is that the achievements of Mr. Tony when he was young were indeed a bit too amazing. Who knows if Kankuro, who now has a small nuclear reactor on his chest, will inherit some of Mr. Tony's bad habits? !

Naruto had already started thinking in his mind whether he should arrange a surgery similar to the one performed by the Kyushu as soon as possible for Kankuro;

It just so happens that Kankuro’s name also contains the character “九”, so the profession of father-in-law should be quite suitable for him... right?

……

Just as Naruto was stunned, Kankuro, who had recovered as before, was deeply moved by his old father's words.

He quickly ran to Luo Sha, picked up his old father who was still in a daze from the wheelchair, buried his head in his father's arms and began to cry loudly.

"Wuwuwuwu~ I know that you still have me in your heart, Dad...

So Dad, you still care about me, right?"

Luo Sha lowered his head and looked at the large area of ​​his shirt on his chest that was soaked with a mixture of Kankuro's tears, snot, and saliva...

[Or maybe I really don’t want this son anymore…]