Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

Chapter 261 How Spectacular~

It turns out that the seemingly reckless Fourth Raikage Ai has something in his head, but not much.

"My mother always warned me not to stay under a tree when it rains, or I'd be struck by lightning."

Naruto sighed, rubbing his chin.

Kushina: ?_? ? ? When did I ever say this to you? Why don’t I remember?

"Especially when there is someone who can rub lightning with his hands beside the opponent, so... Erzhuzi, it's time for you to perform."

Naruto made room to the side, and the second pillar, who had been waiting for a long time, immediately came forward happily.

Erzhuzi closed his eyes, pointed a finger, and murmured in a very pretentious voice.

"Thunder Release*Qi..."

Snapped! ! !

Naruto: (￣e(#￣)☆╰╮o(￣皿￣///)!

Erzhuzi: (?Benefit?) !!!

"You want to fight, you bastard?!"

"I've already told you to stop rubbing your dog's head. Wouldn't it be better if you could use some more lightning bolts to hit him?!"

"That horse of mine is a Qilin! Qilin!"

"Oh, then please take off your Kirin dog head and calmly strike down some normal lightning. Thank you."

Erzhuzi: (▼皿▼#)!!!

All the grief and indignation in their hearts turned into chakra that surged out, and the thunderclouds above the heads of the people in the Hidden Cloud Village instantly became three times more intense.

boom! ! !

Dozens of thunderbolts struck down almost at the same time, and the first to suffer were the injured who were ordered by Ai to be moved to the big trees.

For a while...

In the east wind night, flowers and trees are bloomed, and the stars are like rain.

But at this moment, what was falling like raindrops were not meteors or fireworks, but a group of poor people.

Hearing the noise behind them, the ninjas of the Hidden Cloud Village turned their heads sharply: Σ(っ °Д °;)っ? ! !

Ai: (??? д ???)!!!

"Leo! I'm going to fuck you!!!"

Ai's angry and grief-stricken roar instantly resounded throughout the sky.

"A-choo~ Astra, did I hear it wrongly? Why did I vaguely hear that old man Ai scolding me?"

Leo, who had been waiting at a checkpoint on the road to the Hidden Rain Village, suddenly sneezed for no apparent reason.

"No, brother, you heard it right, because I also heard Ai scolding you."

Leo: ??????? !!

"No...Is he sick?! Why is he scolding me for no reason?!"

"It's normal, brother. Think about the series of arrangements made by the Godfather... It would be abnormal if the old man didn't scold you, brother."

Leo: (ーー゛)……emmm……

"It makes sense. Everything is done to follow the instructions of my Great Evil God Cult's Great Father... I endured it."

……

The scene turns back to the Hidden Cloud Village team, where a group of Hidden Cloud Village elites are frantically trying to stop the Fourth Raikage Ai who wanted to turn back to rescue.

“What are you doing?!

Let me go quickly!

I will go back and rescue them!"

At this moment, Ai's eyes were bloodshot, and he watched with great heartache as the ninjas from the Hidden Cloud Village fell from the trees one after another.

"Calm down, Lord Raikage. It's too late for us to turn back and rescue now."

"Yes, Lord Raikage, please leave quickly. The lightning will soon catch up with us."

Seeing that persuasion was futile and Ai, who was wrapped like a dumpling by a group of ninjas, was still struggling in the crowd, the secretary Ma Buyi made a prompt decision.

"Carry the Raikage-sama up, and run!"

The Hidden Cloud Village Ninjas: (ー_ー)!!

"I have offended Lord Raikage."

Ai: ⊙_⊙!

“What are you going to do?!

Put me down! Put me down now, you bastards! "

A group of people carried mugwort and ran desperately in the dense woods, with the dark blue lightning falling from the sky chasing them closely. From time to time, one or two unlucky guys were struck by lightning and fell from the trees.

……

"How spectacular~"

In a secluded place, Naruto quietly admired the embarrassed figures of the fleeing ninjas of the Hidden Cloud Village and couldn't help but sigh.

As he spoke, Naruto suddenly turned his head to look at the Akatsuki members standing behind him, and asked a question with an extremely serious expression.

"Do you think what I did is a bit cruel?"

Everyone shook their heads in unison.

"Oh, I see... Then I feel relieved.

It turns out that this isn't cruel enough...

In that case, Black Soil, go ahead!"

"……OK."

Upon hearing this, Heitu stepped out of the crowd, jumped into the air in front of everyone, and took a deep breath.

"Melting Style*Lime Condensation Technique... Ugh!"

Countless cement-like substances were spit out from Heitu's mouth, flew across the sky and landed accurately below the Hidden Cloud Village team.

Countless ninjas from the Hidden Cloud Village who had already been shot down or had just been shot down were all wrapped in cement, their movements restricted and they could no longer move.

"Nagato, please help us pull out all those ninjas from the Hidden Cloud Village who are buried in cement and falling headfirst, and carry them back in a different direction. Just leave their heads outside so they can breathe...

Nagato? Nagato? Where the hell are you, Nagato?!

If you don't take action now, they will be suffocated to death!"

"I'm coming!"

Nagato, who had just dug out his eyeballs and replaced them with a pair of Rinnegan, walked forward cursing.

"Damn it, do you know how much damage using the Rinnegan will cause to a man nearly thirty years old like me, you bastard?!

Plus your sister Xiaonan... I don't know how long it will take me to recover this time...

All things are attracted by heaven! "

Nagato exerted force and pulled out all the Hidden Cloud Village ninjas who were in the wrong position from the concrete ground in the distance, and then planted them back one by one in their thankful eyes of "finally being saved".

"..."

you can kill me, but you can't f**k me! ! !

The Ninjas of the Hidden Cloud Village: (*?????)……

"What do you think, Naruto? Do you think I'm awesome, your brother?"

Nagato put on a smug look, jumping happily in front of Naruto to show off his previous feat, without noticing that the look in his wife's eyes behind him was gradually becoming unnatural.

Xiaonan: →_→……

[What the bastard just said was to express that I have been exploiting him... hehe~]

Without Nagato's knowledge, the family had already prepared a widened, thickened and taller washboard for him.

Alas... poor married man~

Is the grave of love what you long for so much?

……

boom! boom! boom……

The thunder that fell from the sky gradually decreased, and finally disappeared completely.

Naruto: (ー_ー)!!

"Why did you stop, Erzhuzi? I didn't say you could stop~"

"…I'm tired of it and don't want to play anymore."

Naruto: →_→……