Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

When everyone rushed back to the Hidden Rain Village, they found Erzhuzi and Lanyangyang eating hot pot with Nagato who stayed at the base as soon as they got back to the base.

"You guys are still doing hot pot?!"

Naruto was so angry that he rushed forward and kicked the two men down.

In order to find them, Naruto brought the members of Akatsuki and the ninjas of Iwagakure Village and beat them to pieces.

After realizing that they had found the wrong place and searching in vain with everyone,

Naruto once thought that he was about to lose his father Whitebeard and the happiness of the rest of his life...

But when Naruto was about to fall into despair, these two guys actually ran back leisurely.

When the system prompts that the task is completed,

In his heart, Naruto wanted to hug them and kiss them hard, but he also wanted to throw these two ignorant guys into the pit and drown them.

"Fuck! What's wrong with you, the last one in the class?!"

"Dad, help me~ Uzumaki Naruto is going to kill a sheep!"

The white-bearded old man ignored Lazy Sheep's cry for help and stood aside quietly watching the three people fighting.

To be honest, if it weren't for his status, he would also like to kick these two unfilial sons.

"Fuck! Calling me daddy is useless. You two bastards dare to fight back, right?! Die!"

Naruto yelled and rushed towards the two.

With his left hand, he used a monkey stealing peach move on Erzhuzi.

He kicked out with his right leg, straight into Lazy Sheep's chest.

They quickly dodged and used their own moves to fight back against Naruto.

The three of them rolled around in a ball on the ground. It looked more like children playing than a fight.

until……

"Ah!!! How dare you, the last one in the group, use hot pot to launch a sneak attack?!"

Erzhuzi accidentally knocked over the table and was covered in the boiling hot pot soup.

Naruto, who was at least half a meter away from the two pillars: (⊙?⊙)?

"Fire Style*Great Fireball Technique!"

The angry Nihashi puffed up his cheeks and spit out a huge fireball at Naruto;

Naruto quickly dodged by rolling over, but the fireball hit Lazy Sheep who was running behind him and preparing for a sneak attack.

Lazy*Blackhair*Explosion*Sheep: o(TヘTo)…

"Wow! Naruto, you actually set me on fire. I'm angry!"

Naruto: →_→…←_←…(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!!!

[Okay, okay,

When your elder brother disciplines you, if you dare to fight back, that’s fine;

What the hell, you put all the blame on me...

You really think I can't handle you guys, right?! 】

"Kuroma, lend me some chakra first!"

Jiu Lama: "Two bags of potato chips."

Naruto: ...You stinky fox, and you still say you didn't learn from Lazy Sheep? !

"Row!"

Naruto gritted his teeth and agreed, and then the red Nine-Tails Chakra burst out of his body and wrapped around Naruto's entire body.

Probably realizing that Naruto was not easy to deal with now, Jiko opened his Sharingan at the first opportunity.

When Hashira opened his Sharingan, three magatama appeared on each side and slowly rotated in his blood-red pupils.

"Good job, Nijirushi. I didn't expect that your Sharingan would evolve into three magatama after running out. But do you think I, Uzumaki Naruto, would be afraid of your two pairs of three magatama Sharingan?!"

Naruto sneered, then froze in place.

Wait, something seems wrong.

Three Magatama Sharingan... Two pairs? !

Naruto rubbed his eyes and looked at Lazy Sheep again, and found that there was indeed a pair of three-magatama Sharingan in his eye sockets, exactly the same as Nizhuzi's.

"Holy shit, what's going on?!"

Naruto couldn't hold it anymore.

……

I can't fight any more.

A group of people set up the table again, put the hot pot on it, and sat around it, eating and chatting.

Naruto looked at the two people who were eating happily and sighed, then said softly.

"Tell me, what's going on between you two?"

Although before,

Nagato controlled the Six Paths of Pain and informed everyone almost at the same time as the system that Hachiman and Random House had returned to the Akatsuki organization.

But as to where the two of them had been these past few days, Nagato was hesitant and unwilling to say;

I just mentioned that the situation was rather complicated and hoped we could talk about it after everyone came back.

So except for Nagato, everyone present here doesn't know the whole story.

"It's Sasuke. It's all Sasuke's idea. Just let him speak."

Lazy Sheep showed off wildly while pointing at Erzhuzi, putting the whole blame on him.

"That night I asked Orochimaru to pick me up, and when I was leaving I ran into Lazy Sheep.

In order to prevent him from complaining to my brother, I asked Orochimaru to take him away as well."

Erzhuzi was still as arrogant and cold as ever. In just a few words, he told them exactly where they were going.

Naruto asked confused upon hearing this.

"Why did you go looking for Orochimaru?"

"Take him as your master."

After Sasuke finished speaking, he looked at Uchiha Itachi cautiously.

Ever since the two brothers reconciled, Uchiha Itachi, who had obtained the memories of the original work, had told him not to have too much contact with Orochimaru for his own protection.

Nizhuzi knew that his brother didn't let him have contact with Orochimaru because it was good for him, and he was afraid that he would still lust after his body like in the original story;

But to be honest, although Orochimaru in the original work coveted his body, he was indeed a qualified master.

Jizuka believes that he still needs Orochimaru's help to grow up in a short period of time.

That's why he kept it a secret from everyone.

Using the special method contained in the memory obtained from the blue bead, he contacted Orochimaru privately, asked to become his disciple, and asked Orochimaru to bring him to him.

⊙_⊙……

Naruto looked at Nagato.

"After these two disappeared, didn't you contact Orochimaru?"

"Didn't you say that Orochimaru can ignore everything else in the organization except research?"

Although Nagato felt guilty, he still put the blame on Naruto with confidence.

Naruto: (ー_ー)!!

"So Orochimaru is not in the Hidden Rain Village now?"

"That's right. Ever since he got the information about the future, Orochimaru went to the Land of Rice to build his Otogakure Village in advance."

Naruto: ?_?……

"So, it was Orochimaru who helped you get Lazy Sheep's Sharingan?"

"No."

Erzhuzi shook his head.

“That was an accident.

Orochimaru, who was doing an experiment with my blood at the time, was out on a business trip.

Then this silly sheep broke into the laboratory looking for food,

After drinking a bunch of messy reagents and my blood, he fainted on the spot.

When he woke up again, his eyes had turned into Sharingan."

Naruto: ?_?……

Everyone in Akatsuki: (||?_?)? ! !

“Can this situation be replicated?”

"have no idea.

However, Orochimaru still hasn't figured out how a mixture of more than twenty kinds of poisons, six kinds of heavy metal solutions and my blood could allow this silly sheep to obtain a pair of Sharingan.

In the past few days, Orochimaru has used his own body to try dozens of times, but apart from figuring out which poisons would become more poisonous when mixed together... he has not figured out anything..."

Everyone: (ー_ー)!!

As expected of a sheep that even the system has to respectfully call him Lazy Brother, this luck is really outrageous...

……

"Wow, are you all here?"

Just when everyone was still shocked at Lazy Sheep's good luck, Biwa Juzo walked in carrying a beheading sword, followed by a young version of Hoshigaki Kisame.

"There's also hotpot? It's delicious..."

Biwa Juzo pulled Hoshigaki Kisame to find an empty seat and sat down, then quickly picked up the bowl and chopsticks and started showing off.

"I have brought the person back to you. My mission is successfully completed."

"Oh, right.

On the way back, we met Kakuzu, and he asked me to tell you something.

It will take some time for him to bring Hidan back."

"What happened?!"

Naruto thought Kakuzu was in trouble as well, and suddenly felt a headache, so he asked anxiously.

"No big deal, Kakuzu just cut Hidan into thirty pieces and sold them to thirty different gold exchange houses.

As a result, we have only recovered 29 pieces now. The last piece went from the gold exchange to the black market and was bought by someone, so it is not easy to find. "

Everyone: Hiss~d(?д??)!!!

Kakuzu is indeed a ruthless person!

To make money, you can really do anything.

Xiaonan was so scared that he broke out in a cold sweat when he heard the news.

No wonder Kakuzu refused to let me go with him when they were about to set off... So this was his plan!

"Well, I'm just asking... Which part of his body is the piece that Hidan lost?"

Naruto raised his hand weakly.

Biwa Juuzou glanced between Naruto's legs and answered nonchalantly.

"I heard that the philtrum was bought by a nobleman and used to make wine."

Everyone: (??? д ???)!!!

Kakuzu, I wish you peace.

Hidan... I wish you happiness...