Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.
Chapter 275 Naruto Bleeding Incident
The old mother took the lead in firing the first shot at her buddy, and a group of Akatsuki members followed closely and swarmed over, kicking Naruto with their big feet.
"Say it or not? Say it or not?!"
"You still haven't said it yet, right?!"
"You little bastard, are you going to tell me or not?!"
……
"stop!"
Naruto was lying on the ground with his head protected and his butt sticking out, feeling extremely sad and angry.
"Give me a chance to speak, you bastards!"
Everyone in Akatsuki: (ー_ー)!!
Didn’t they give it?
Oh...it seems like there isn't.
Ever since Kushina knocked Naruto over with a frying pan, they haven't let Naruto get up from the ground.
"Ahem~ Then you can tell me now. We'll give you this chance."
Nagato coughed awkwardly twice and quickly changed the subject back to the main topic.
"We'll talk about this later. Let me first..."
Naruto was a man who held grudges. He just wanted to find out which bastard had the guts to put his stinky big feet into his mouth just now...
They are all marinated with flavor!
Kushina: (▼へ▼メ)...Hmm?! You're still not telling me, are you?! !
The pan was lifted.
Brother Tuzi: "Master's Wife, don't be impulsive! Let us do it!
Hey, hey~ Kakashi, prepare for the Thousand Year Kill! "
Kakashi: (′?w?`)~
Although Kakashi was quite unhappy about being ordered around by Tsuchiko-kun.
But to be honest, he has been waiting for this opportunity to teach Naruto a lesson with a legitimate reason for a long time.
"Seal of the Tiger, seal!"
Kakashi raised his two index fingers and clasped them together, aiming at Naruto's delicate skin and ready to poke in at any time.
Naruto: ??????!!!
"Fuck Kakashi, you bastard, you are rebelling against Tian Gang. Don't forget that according to seniority, I am still your uncle..."
Kakashi: (?益?) ...You are still so arrogant even when the shit is about to happen?!
Brother Tuzi: "Master's Wife, not only did he not surrender, he even dared to threaten me... I request that he be executed immediately."
Kushina glanced at her rebellious son lying on the ground looking at her pitifully, and couldn't help but soften her heart, so...
Kushina: "I agree."
Tsuchi-kun: "Okay, Kakashi, do it!"
Kakashi: (?????)~ojbk!
swoosh~~~
Naruto: ヽ(?? ?)?!!!
"I said, I want to...Ah!!!"
Naruto: _(′?`」 ∠)__ ... Kakashi, wuwuwuwu~
Kushina: →_→... Still not speaking? This rebellious child is quite stubborn.
So the old mother motioned Kakashi to continue.
Kakashi: ?幛幛?~
Naruto: (*?????)...(((o(*?▽?*)o)))? !
"Wait a minute, I'll tell you now..."
Bang! ! !
Brother Tsuchiko took two steps at a time and ran to Naruto, stepped on Naruto's head which he had tried hard to raise, and then quickly sat on it.
Tsuchi-kun: "Kakashi!"
Kakashi: “Roar~~~”
Swish, swish, swish, swish…
After a thousand years of continuous killing, Naruto's Piyanzi...
The chrysanthemums are withered, the ground is full of wounds, and your smile has turned yellow~
Witnessing Kakashi's masterpiece, Tsuchiko turned around and gave Kushina a flattering smile.
[Master’s wife, I know you don’t have the heart to teach my junior brother a lesson.
But it doesn't matter, Kakashi and I can take on this tough job for you.
We did such a great job, my master's wife will definitely praise us afterwards, right?
Hehehehe…】
The old mother turned her head away silently, unable to bear to watch any more, and said: The master's wife is very satisfied, so for the next three days you two will go and hang yourself on the tree at the entrance of the village.
……
"After this incident, our Akatsuki organization can no longer hide, and of course I don't want to hide anymore...
Akatsuki and Hidden Rain Village, it's time to step onto the big stage of the ninja world!"
"The entry of Akatsuki means that our plan will officially begin...
In order to reduce the casualties of innocent people in the ninja world, I feel that I must raise a big flag;
A flag that can gather all those who oppose our Akatsuki organization's peace philosophy in the ninja world together..."
"And the Fourth Raikage Ai and the ninjas of the Hidden Cloud Village, whose backbones we have broken, are just the right people to raise the banner of 'anti-Akatsuki'...
Gather all those who oppose us together and annihilate them in one fell swoop, so as to minimize the losses to us and the entire ninja world..."
Naruto rubbed his burning skin, knelt in front of his old mother with a wronged look on his face, and explained to everyone.
At this moment, everyone in the Akatsuki organization who had listened to Naruto's explanation said: (ー ー゛)...
"Gulala la la la la~
I was saying, how could the son I, Edward Newgate, raised be a ruthless villain who kills people without blinking an eye..."
Naruto: →_→……
[Haha, Dad, you played the Ansai waist drum quite happily just now~
That momentum, that strength...tsk tsk~]
"I told you that Naruto is not that kind of person. I just wanted to rush over to save him but you guys stopped me... Now why don't you apologize to me and Naruto, you bastards!"
Naruto: ←_←……
[It was you, Xiaodi, who just stuffed your big feet into my mouth, right?
There's no denying it, your broken soles have completely betrayed you!
There is still some of the broken pieces of the shoe sole in my mouth that I haven’t spit out yet~]
Duang!!! Duang!!!
"How dare you use such a dirty trick on my precious son...
Kakashi! Obito!
You two guys, go die right now!"
Naruto: →_→……
[Hehe, it sounds like you didn’t approve of it… Never mind, I really don’t dare to say it (*?????)…]
After some fighting, the misunderstanding between Naruto and the Akatsuki organization was completely resolved. This is really cause for celebration... Bullshit!
Not only was there a lot of big footprints all over her body, but Pi Yanzi was also stabbed and bled, right? !
Naruto: ┭┮﹏┭┮
……
"Dear White Zetsu brothers, the organization will never forget the sacrifice you made today!"
The White Zetsu who were chosen as sacrifices: ?_?... MMP, Uzumaki Naruto, did you hear that? ! MMP!
"Reincarnation from the dirty soil!"
The White Zetsu were sacrificed one after another, and the ninjas from the Hidden Cloud Village who were sent to the Pure Land jumped out one after another.
Ai, who was in the pure land in the arms of her secretary Ma Buyi and crying for her father the last second, opened her eyes and saw Naruto's smiling face as bright as a chrysanthemum.
Ai: (′?皿?`) What the hell?!
[How much hatred and resentment do you have... You even chased me all the way to the Pure Land to fuck me?! ]
Even a tough guy like Ai was almost scared to tears, let alone the other ninjas from the Hidden Cloud Village.
Of course, it wasn't Naruto who scared them to tears, but Xiaodi and White Zetsu who were laughing there with bazookas on their hands.
"Oh, Mr. Fourth Raikage, I didn't expect that we would meet again so soon, hehe~"
Ai: QAQ…
[Hehe, your brother-in-law, hehe, I don’t want to see you again at all...]
“…Is this the real world?”
"Yes, Your Excellency the Fourth Raikage has a keen eye."
"...Please send me back to the Pure Land, thank you."
Naruto: ⊙_⊙? ? ?
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