Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

The ninja from the Hidden Cloud Village left cursing, taking with them enough supplies to make up for the village's deficit for most of the past six months.

In their memory, they suffered a terrible defeat during this trip to the Hidden Rain Village.

If it weren't for their respected Lord Raikage who risked his life to protect them, they would have died at the hands of the powerful people in the Hidden Rain Village long ago.

They were defeated in this mission. Although they took back the supplies that should have belonged to the village, the price they paid for it was heavy.

Not only did they have to give up their entire village and move away from the Land of Lightning, but their Hidden Cloud Village's perfect Jinchuriki, Killer Bee, was also forcibly detained by the hateful Hidden Rain Village!

Especially thinking of the harsh words Naruto had said before they left.

Naruto: "Pack up and move as soon as you get back to the Land of Lightning, or I wouldn't mind making another trip to the Land of Lightning myself."

The Ninjas of the Hidden Cloud Village: (? Benefit?) !!!

The scolding is even more nasty~

……

[The mission of repelling the invading Cloud Village ninja troops has been completed, and the mission rewards have been issued. 】

The voice of the dog system sounded, and it sounded like heavenly music to Naruto's ears at this moment.

Naruto: (ˉ???ˉ?? )? I feel good~

"Don't say anything, let the system do a diamond ten-pull first to test the waters."

[I can’t draw.]

Naruto: ⊙_⊙……(“▔□▔)what?!

[The mission to save Hidan has not been completed, and the diamond level prize pool permissions are not open. 】

Naruto: (ー_ー)!!

He had been fighting Ai for such a long time, and yet Hidan was rescued... It doesn't make sense?!

Naruto turned his head and looked at the Akatsuki members.

"It's been so long, and no one of you has gone to retrieve the upper half of that guy Hidan's body?"

Everyone in the Akatsuki organization turned their heads silently.

After all, everyone here is a person of status, and no one wants to take advantage of others in front of them, right?

Naruto: (ー ー゛)...ojbk, I understand.

By the way, where is the upper body of Hidan?

It seems that he is imprisoned in the carriage in the woods, right?

Naruto turned his head and looked at the forest that was completely destroyed and became history by Nagato's Super Shinra Tensei, and he suddenly fell into deep thought.

"Emm... Dog System, do you think it's possible for me to complete this mission?"

[…Host, please do your best. This system is ready to send Ai to host Xiao Jiji at any time. ]

Naruto: ??????!!!

After a painstaking search by the Akatsuki organization, Naruto finally got good news - Hidan was still alive.

The bad news is that this thing was blown into 108 pieces...

Jiaodu took off his black robe, wrapped it around Fei*108*duan, and walked away cursing.

I really don't know if people should say that after Kakutsu repaired Hidan this time, there are a bunch of sutures inside Hidan's body, or that a Hidan grew out of the sutures...

"System, can you now determine that my mission is complete?"

[According to the appraisal of this system, the host did not complete the task of rescuing Feiduan to the best of his ability, and caused great psychological trauma to the rescued person;

Therefore, it can only be determined that the task is half completed, and the rewards and punishments received by the host will be halved accordingly. 】

Naruto: ⊙_⊙...What do you mean?

[The diamond-level prize pool draw permission has been opened, and the remaining rewards have been erased;

The effect of the Forgotten Cub Milk in Hyuga Hiashi's body has disappeared, but the host will not be teleported to Hyuga Hiashi. 】

Naruto: (“▔□▔) What the hell?!

[According to the deduction of this system, the host's future father-in-law will most likely arrive at the Hidden Rain Village in three days. Please... take care. ]

After saying that, the dog system fell silent, and Naruto's entire body instantly faded into black and white.

Everyone in Akatsuki: →_→……

"Gulala la la la~ My dear son, what's wrong with you?"

"Nothing, Dad. I just suddenly felt that the world was so big, and I wanted to take Hinata with me to see it."

Of course, this is just a joke from Naruto.

However, when a certain old mother heard that Naruto, the rebellious son, wanted to take his daughter-in-law away from her, she raised the frying pan in time to threaten him...

……

That night, a grand banquet was held in the Hidden Rain Village to celebrate the successful repulse of the invading enemies.

The villagers gathered around the Akatsuki members, drinking and chatting with them;

For a moment, the entire Yuyin Village was filled with singing and dancing, and a joyous scene.

Almost everyone present was happy, except...

"Hidan, you thief, give me back my legs!"

"Fuck you Luo Sha... Have these two legs always belonged to me since birth?!

You stole it while I was away and I haven't even come to you to settle the score yet, and now you dare to come to me? !

How did you, the Kazekage of the Sand Village, end up in our small Rain Village... Did your Sand Village no longer want you?"

Luo Sha: (￣┰￣*)Pfft~

...Kill people and destroy their hearts, kill people and destroy their hearts, you bastard!

"Hidan, how dare you talk to me like that?! You're a piece of trash who was chopped in half by Ai with one move!"

"The Sand Village doesn't want you~"

"You were blown into one hundred and eight pieces!"

"The Sand Village doesn't want you~"

"you……"

"The Sand Village doesn't want you~"

Luo Sha: ??(◣д◢) ?Fuck!!!

"Don't you dare say something else? Stop harping on this, you bastard!"

Hidan: (?w?) haihaihai~ He is anxious, he is anxious...

"Oh, then your youngest son doesn't want you~"

Luo Sha: (°ー°〃)...

"Your eldest son left you behind to go to the Snow Country to learn martial arts~"

Luo Sha: (;′??Д??`)...

"Your daughter also left you and went to Sheep Village to meet her lover~"

Nara Shikamaru, who had gone to a corner of the banquet to relax, suddenly felt a chill...

Luo Sha: _(′?`」 ∠)__ ~

So far, Rasa’s natural enemies in the Hidden Rain Village include Whitebeard, whom he cannot defeat, and Hidan, whom he cannot argue with.

So...the Fourth Kazekage of the Sand Village, Lord Rasa, was defeated!

The leg-grabbing battle between Hidan and Rasa ended with Hidan's great victory.

However, apart from the two of them, there was another couple at the scene who were having a huge fight...

I don’t know why, but from the first moment he saw Erzhuzi, the newly arrived Kirabi couldn’t stand Erzhuzi, the “big brother’s second brother” in name only.

Coincidentally, Erzhuzi happened to have the same feeling.

So...

Erzhuzi: (╬??皿??)!!!

Kirabi: (? Benefit?) !!!

Erzhuzi: "What are you looking at?!"

Kirabi: "What are you looking at?!"

Erzhuzi: "Try looking at another one?!"

Kirabi: "Just give it a try... Ho~te!"

A mouthful of 1982-old phlegm was spat directly onto Erzhuzi's shoe surface.

Erzhuzi: Fuck! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!!!

Erzhuzi overturned the table in anger, stood up and prepared to rush up to attack Kirabi.

"Bagayalu, Wumeyalu! Come on, bastard, do you really think that Master Kirabi is afraid of you?!"

A group of people rushed forward and separated the two people who were about to fight.

Second pillar: (╬￣皿￣)＝convex!!!

"If you have the ability, don't leave after the meeting, go to the back mountain for a life-and-death battle, you bastard!"

Kirabi: Convex(｀0′)convex!!!

"Fuck! See you later. Whoever is a coward is a dog!"