Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

"Sorry, we're late."

Looking at Scorpion and Xiaoxue who were hugging each other tightly and showing their affection to each other, Naruto had reason to suspect that they had taken the opportunity to escape from the Snow Country to travel and enjoy the scenery under the pretext of coming to help.

But who made Whitebeard happy?

He hasn't seen his fourth daughter for a long time, so let it be~

"Father, look, let me show you a move...Nine Heavens Thunder Double Kick!"

Kankuro proudly showed off his new trick to Rasa, who had just installed a prosthetic limb.

But the old father's mind was obviously not on this. He just stared in a daze at the two rubber tires that suddenly grew on Kankuro's shoulders.

[The eldest son is useless, the younger son must be recognized. ]

Luo Sha secretly made up his mind.

……

Naruto personally escorted the Sheep Village ninjas who came to say goodbye to the entrance of the Hidden Rain Village, and solemnly clasped his fists and said to them.

"Thank you all from Sheep Village for coming all the way to help us. On behalf of all the villagers of Yuyin Village, I wish you a safe journey back home."

And behind Naruto...

My lazy brother: "Bon voyage~"

Xiao Huihui: "Have a nice trip~"

Jerry: “Ah~~~~”

Sheep Village Ninjas:?_?……

So what kind of weirdos are the three giants in their Sheep Village?

Why don’t these three brothers want to go back to Sheep Village and insist on staying outside...is it because they don’t like it?

I don't like you building a sheep village~

……

"Uncle, please take good care of our father." x50

"Please take good care of our village chief."

In the end, everyone in Sheep Village could only leave these two words and hurried away under the leadership of Nara Shikamaru.

【Um? ! 】

Looking at the backs of the Sheep Village Ninjas as they left, Luo Sha, who came to see them off, raised his eyebrows slightly.

[That girl who was sneaking behind them with a big package on her back...why does she look so much like my Temari? ]

Rasa: (ー_ー)……ヽ( ?? ?)?!!! Damn it, Temari? !

Luo Sha suddenly remembered that he was drunk at the banquet last night and, under the persuasion of his beloved daughter, he gave all his life's wealth to Temari for safekeeping...

No wonder Nara Shikamaru was in such a hurry to leave with the Sheep Village Ninjas. Not only did he want his precious daughter to pay for him, he also encouraged her to take away her father's property, right? !

Luo Sha: (▼禼▼#)Gan! ! !

This woman is rebellious, you must not stay here for long~

Luo Sha immediately wanted to rush forward and pull his precious daughter out of the wolf's den, and at the same time take back all the property he had accumulated over most of his life...

Then he was forcefully suppressed by the old man with a white beard, who was smiling like a chrysanthemum.

Whitebeard would never tell Rasa that it was he who came up with the idea of ​​letting Temari take the pot away to seek refuge with her lover (?w?)hiahiahia ~

……

"Torso, arms, legs...

Hmm, why is there one leg missing?

Hmm... I remember now, Naruto used it to perform Impure World Reincarnation."

Orochimaru huddled in his laboratory in the Hidden Rain Village, fiddling with the remains of the Fourth Raikage Ai as if he was admiring a pile of rare treasures.

“Such muscle density, such nerve activity… Tsk tsk~ As expected of the Fourth Raikage!”

Orochimaru sighed as he put them into the incubator one by one, and finally turned around to look around the huge laboratory.

Orochimaru always felt that his goal for this trip seemed to be missing something...

“Oh right, the Eight-Tails Jinchuriki Killer Bee!

Although I obtained a part of the Eight-Tails' body tissue earlier and cultivated it until now, who would want to play with inferior products when the real thing is here?

So… where did Kirabi go?

It seems that no one has seen him since the banquet ended last night..."

Just when Orochimaru was wondering whether Killer Bee had broken free from Kotoamatsukami's control and defected back to the Hidden Cloud Village under the cover of night, his beloved disciple swaggered in, dragging Killer Bee with eight knives stuck in his butt.

Orochimaru: Isn't it coming-(￢?￢)σ~ Well done, apprentice~

……

Earlier in the back mountain of the Hidden Rain Village, Hashira and Killer Bee stood facing each other.

Kirabi: "Today I will let you experience the horror of Kirabi's Eight Swords Style!"

After a few breaths...

Erzhuzi: →_→…That’s it? Huh!

The eight tails in Kirabi’s body: (“▔□▔)!!!

[Bi! What's wrong with you?! Cheer up!]

Erzhuzi frowned slightly as he looked at Kirabi, who was lying on the ground with his butt sticking up and passed out.

After all, Kirabi is now half one of us. We can't let him die here, right?

So the King of Force* Flathead* who doesn't know healing ninjutsu* made a prompt decision, dragged one of Killer Bee's legs and sent it to Orochimaru's laboratory.

After all, among all the people that Hashira knows, only Orochimaru could heal Killer Bee's injuries in a short time.

As for Karin...

If Nibiru dares to touch a hair of the little girl, Kushina and her mother will beat Nibiru to a pulp!

Erzhuzi: Tsk~ Women are trouble (▼ヘ▼#)!

……

That night, Naruto tossed and turned in his bed, as if he was facing a great enemy.

[The 18th day of the first lunar month is an auspicious day, and sorghum is carried~]

Naruto: (ー_ー)!!

[Put on the red makeup, one foot of hatred, cut in a hurry~]

Naruto: (||?_?)...

[I've left my beloved, but he won't come back. I'm just pretending to be happy~]

……

[She was laughing and crying. Guess how she was laughing and crying... crying~

Look how she laughs while crying~

One! Worship! Heaven! Earth! 】

The dog system sang more and more happily in Naruto's mind, it was just like... dancing on a grave.

Naruto: (′?皿?｀)!!!

"That's enough, dog system~ Is it appropriate for you to sing this kind of song at this time?!"

[Isn’t it because I see that the host is too nervous that this system is singing to help you relax...]

The dog system's voice seemed a little aggrieved.

"The point is, I get even more nervous when you sing this kind of song, okay?!"

【Hey?????~】

Naruto: (?﹏?) …

He suddenly didn't want to pay attention to the dog system anymore.

[Host, don't worry too much. The predictions of this system are not absolutely accurate.

There is just a high probability that Hyuga Hiashi will come to the Hidden Rain Village.

But there is also a very small chance that they will not come to trouble the host~]

"...How small is the extremely small probability you mentioned?"

[0.01%]

Isn't this a dead end? !

Naruto: Fuck (╯°Д°)╯︵ ┻━┻!!!

……

As the clock ticked past midnight, there was still silence inside and outside the Hidden Rain Village.

Naruto: (σ≧?▽?≦?)σ. ~

"Wuhu~escaped a disaster!

I didn't expect that 0.01% probability would really make me confused...

Wakakaka~ My Uzumaki Naruto is indeed the child of destiny!

Now I can finally sleep peacefully, sleep, sleep!"

Naruto lay down on the spot, pulled the quilt over his head and prepared to fall asleep.

[Three days have passed. Hyuga Hiashi may visit at any time in the next 24 hours. Please be prepared.]

Naruto: ⊙_⊙... Snap?!

...It’s too early to be happy.

Now Naruto really couldn't sleep.