Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

"Naruto-Naruto, what do you think of my new look?"

Kurotsuchi changed herself into a pink cheongsam, put on a pink wavy wig and painted herself into a beautiful dead-eye makeup. She turned around and around in front of Naruto generously and confidently.

Naruto: (ー ー゛)…

"So... is there no one left in this world that you care about, Kurotsuchi?"

Kurotsuchi: (ー_ー)!!

"…Naruto, what do you mean?"

"Why else would you come up with such a vicious outfit to take revenge on society?!"

"...(o﹏o?) Do you mean that I don't look good right now?"

"With the outfit you're wearing now... you'd scare Xiao Di to death."

"I do not believe!"

Heitu puffed up his cheeks and ran out with a "thump thump thump" sound.

Three minutes later, Heitu came back with a dark smiling face, carrying Xiaodi, who had fainted from fright.

Black Soil: ??^??……

"That's clearly what Kushina-sister and the others taught me, but why... wuwuwuwu..."

Naruto: (ー ー゛)...Impossible, absolutely impossible!

Naruto still has confidence in his mother's aesthetic taste.

He was sure that what his mother taught Heitu was completely different from what she was showing now!

"…So, Kurotsuchi, why have you been chasing after my mom and Aunt Mikoto these past few days, asking me how to dress myself?!"

Naruto held his forehead and sighed.

To be honest, Heitu has been wearing a different and weird outfit these past two days... It's making him very anxious~

"It's all your and Hinata's fault..."

Kurotsuchi gave Naruto a resentful look and muttered softly.

Naruto: ('-' *)...

[What the hell?! How can this happen to me and Hinata...]

……

Ever since Naruto hugged Hinata and cried on the day of the banquet, their relationship has made great progress.

Nowadays, although Hinata still faints due to shyness when being intimate in front of others;

But as long as the two of them are alone... Naruto has already mastered the kissing, hugging, and lifting operations~

The two little ones who are the focus of everyone's attention in the Hidden Rain Village have made gratifying progress in their relationship. While everyone is happy for them...

Naturally, this will inevitably irritate some infatuated men and women in the village who are unable to find love.

The most obvious one is the black soil girl who has always been in love with Xiaodi, a reinforced concrete straight man.

Ever since he accidentally saw Naruto holding Hinata in his arms and whispering to her a few days ago, Kurotsuchi had awakened a great belief in his heart:

This can't go on!

He and Tiancheng Heitu must take down Xiaodi as soon as possible, and then... hehehe~

Anyway, Heitu girl has had enough of other people's dog food. No matter from which aspect, it should be her and Xiaodi's turn to give candy to others?(???????)?~

So driven by this belief, Kurotsuchi actually went directly to the Akatsuki sisterhood led by Kushina, and humbly asked them how to pry open the pile of reinforced concrete that was Xiaodi.

I have to say that Heitu's original intention was good, but the person she consulted... emmm...

Kushina: (? ′?` ?)~Do you know about the Fourth Hokage hugging his sister under the moon?

Uchiha Mikoto: (. ? ? ?.)~ Do you know about the family-style allotment of a husband?

Sister Xiaonan: ???＞＜ ?? ~ Can you tell me about my clingy husband?

Mizunoe Shiro: /? .???. ???...Do you want to know how she became the boss lady from an ordinary employee?

Hinata Hanabi: ?乛?乛?~Would you like to know more about the training plan for a child husband since childhood?

……

I just want to ask, which one of these people has ever actively pursued a man? !

So... under the tireless teachings of these female heroes, Heitu girl... completely embarked on a wrong path from which there was no return.

……

"So you understand, right? Is it your and Hinata's fault?"

Heitu's eyes were filled with tears, and he kicked Xiaodi, who was lying on the ground like a dead pig, out of disappointment.

"I've made such a huge sacrifice for him, but this blockhead still hasn't gotten his way... I'm really pissed off! Humph!!!"

Xiao Di: ┏┛Tomb┗┓...(((m -__-)m……The soul is in three dimensions, please do not disturb.

"..."

After listening to Kurotsuchi's narration, Naruto fell silent.

You say this matter has something to do with him... but it really has nothing to do with him at all!

Uzumaki Naruto is in charge of everything, how can he care about whether his brother finds a wife? !

But if he really had to tell Kurotsuchi directly that it had nothing to do with him... Naruto suspected that there would be another cement pile with himself hidden in it in the village tonight.

For the sake of his own safety, Naruto decided to help Kurotsuchi.

"Heitu, do you want to completely take down Xiaodi?"

Kurotsuchi: ???!

"Think! Naruto, do you have a solution?!"

"That's right, but...I need you to take Xiaodi back to the Hidden Rock Village to visit relatives."

"If I go to the Hidden Rock Village, I can take down Deidara-nii-san?!"

"certainly……"

Naruto paused here.

He just pretended to be profound with his hands behind his back and looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle.

"No."

Heitu: (?益?) !!! No, you still say your uncle, bastard!

Seeing that Kurotsuchi was about to lose her temper, Naruto didn't dare to pretend anymore. He immediately took out a laptop computer from the system space and threw it into Kurotsuchi's arms along with a CD.

"But I have a movie here. If you act according to it, you will definitely be able to completely defeat this guy Xiao Di!"

Naruto had taken out quite a few laptops over the years;

Not only had Kurotsuchi seen it, but he was also very skilled at using it. He often sat together with his sisters on a laptop to watch TV series. Of course, the series they watched were either the ones that came with the laptop or the CDs that Naruto had drawn separately from the dog system.

Just looking at the words written on the CD in my hand...

[Multiplayer artillery, two men competing for one woman, HD, uncensored 1080P]

Kurotsuchi: (ー ー゛) emmm…

"…Is your film…serious?"

"Absolutely serious! The effect is guaranteed to be awesome!"

Naruto gave Kurotsuchi a thumbs up.

Heitu stood there at a loss holding the laptop and the CD. After a long time, he spoke while gritting his teeth.

"I'll trust you this once. If it doesn't work... you'll be dead when I come back from the Hidden Rock Village, okay?!"

After saying that, Heitu held the laptop and CD in one hand as if they were treasures, dragged Xiaodi's leg with the other hand, and turned and walked away.

……

At the same time, at the border of the Land of Thunder.

"Lord Raikage, although we are not short of supplies for the time being, after leaving the Land of Lightning... I think the first thing we should do is to find a new place to settle down and settle the villagers down smoothly."

Ma Buyi looked at the large group of people from the Hidden Cloud Village lined up in a long queue and said to Ai with a worried look on his face.

"I understand... follow me, I will lead you to conquer the new Hidden Cloud Village!"

At this moment, Ai and his men were ambitious.

The target ahead... the Land of Earth!