Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

If someone asked what is the hardest thing in Konoha Village in the entire Naruto series?

Well, besides the ramen shop opened by Ichiraku Otsutsuki,

Only the two "gate gods" of Konoha Village can be compared with him.

The divine moon is like a cloud, and the steel is like iron.

With these two guarding the gate of Konoha,

That is a forbidden place where even the Six Paths Pain controlled by Nagato dare not leave.

In the 720 episodes of Hokage, these two guarded the gate of Konoha diligently for the entire 720 episodes;

Even after the end of Naruto, they still firmly guarded the gate of Konoha...

He is truly a model worker in the industry!

Naruto, who used his Thousand Changes to disguise himself as a businessman, had just walked outside the Konoha Village.

At first glance, I saw the two "gate gods" who were responsible for guarding the gate and checking people entering and leaving Konoha.

At this moment, Naruto had not yet realized the terrifying value of these two "gate gods" and he just walked over to register.

Feeling someone approaching, Shenyue Izumo took the village entry registration book and asked without raising his head.

"name?"

"Tanjuro Kamado."

"Where did it come from?"

"The Fire Nation capital."

"What are you doing in Konoha?"

"I'm a coal merchant, and I came to Konoha to sell charcoal."

Naruto answered with great confidence.

He felt that the identity he reported was impeccable.

After all, neither the name nor the occupation was made up on the spot, but was based on a real person... although this person does not belong to this world.

After hearing Naruto's answer, Kamijou Izumo was stunned for a moment, then nodded slightly without saying anything.

[Easy to pass~]

Naruto thought he had passed their inspection, so he puffed out his chest confidently and walked towards the Konoha Village.

"and many more!"

Kanzuki Izumo grabbed Naruto's shoulders.

boom! ! !

Gang Zi Tie summoned his weapon, a large conch shell, and slammed it heavily on the ground in front of Naruto.

"Sorry, you can't go in."

Kanzuki Izumo said coldly, which made Naruto stunned on the spot.

"why?"

Naruto felt that he had disguised himself very well. He now looked exactly like Tanjuro Kamado. He even prepared the coal in advance, which was now neatly stacked on the cart he was pushing...

Anyone who dares to say that he is not a coal businessman now is blind!

There is no reason why Shenyue Chuyun and Gang Zitie would notice anything unusual.

"Because you lied about your identity, this charcoal is not produced by our Konoha Village."

Kamijue Izumo pushed Naruto and his car out of the door, and then said coldly.

Naruto was stunned when he heard the answer.

What kind of fucking reason is this?!

"No...did you not hear clearly?

I'm from the Fire Nation capital!

I brought the carbon to your Konoha Village to sell!"

"I heard it clearly, but the problem is... all the coal in the capital of the Land of Fire is supplied by our Konoha Village."

Naruto: (?°?°?)...

No, how come he has never heard of such a thing? !

"If you are really a coal merchant in the capital of the Land of Fire, you would never be so stupid as to bring the coal produced in Konoha back to the village to sell."

"I've only been in the industry for a few days, don't I know these things are not okay?"

Naruto wanted to struggle a little more and tried to defend himself.

Shen Yue Chu Yun: →_→… I’ll give you a look and let you experience it yourself~

"Leave now, or I will judge you as a spy sent by another village and arrest you."

Shen Yue Chu Yun said lightly,

Gang Zitie also raised the large conch in his hand and pointed it at Naruto.

Everything they said and did revealed one thing to Naruto:

roll! ! !

……

Naruto left in frustration but soon came back in a different look.

"name?"

"Liu Angxing."

"Where did it come from?"

"The capital of the Fire Nation."

"What are you doing in Konoha?"

"I'm a chef and I want to open a shop in Konoha."

Shen Yue Chu Yun nodded and took out a long black object from his vest.

"what is this?"

Naruto looked at him for a long moment before answering hesitantly.

"A...burnt log?"

"Humph! You don't even know Sanjiao and you have the nerve to call yourself a chef?!

roll! ! ! "

What normal person would carry mountain pepper in their arms at all times?

Naruto went crazy, next...

"The entire village of Kusagakure is so poor that they can only eat grass. How could there be someone who dresses so luxuriously like you?!

roll! ! ! "

“You said you have relatives working in the village?

Tell me his name and I'll ask him to pick you up personally...

Can’t tell, right?!

roll! ! ! "

"What did you say your name was?!

Sarutobi Sasuke?

Don't think I don't know that Sarutobi Sasuke is our Third Hokage's father who has passed away long ago...

how?

You still want to be the Hokage's father, right?!

roll! ! ! "

"……roll!!!"

"……roll!!!"

"……roll!!!"

……

From the blazing sun to the setting sun, Naruto changed dozens of different identities.

However, without exception, they were all discovered by Shen Yue Chu Yun and Gang Zi Tie;

To the extent that he is still wandering outside the Konoha Village and has never set foot in the village.

The two "door gods" of Konoha are indeed terrifying~

"Gan!!!"

Naruto pulled the hat off his head and threw it hard to the ground.

Just now he disguised himself as a casino owner and came to Konoha with an IOU of 10 billion taels to collect the gambling debt owed by Tsunade.

In the end, Shen Yue Chu Yun still stopped him.

The reason was that the gambling debt owed by their respected Lady Tsunade could not possibly be that small.

Among all the people who have ever come to Konoha to collect debts, the amount of money Tsunade owed to him has never been less than 5 billion.

Naruto: (ー ー゛)... I guess I underestimated the legendary big fat sheep, didn't I?!

(╯°Д°)╯︵ ┻━┻!!!

And why do you know so much about the geographical environment of the entire ninja world? !

Don't forget that you two are just Konoha's gatekeepers!

You two go ask Sarutobi Hiruzen, go ask!

I asked him how many big and small spines there were in the body of the ocean flying fish, a specialty of the Land of Water...

Do you two think Sarutobi Hiruzen can answer this?!

Excessive!

That’s too much!

"Okay, okay, let's play it this way, huh?

Then don't blame me for not being a man of honor."

A dark look appeared in Naruto's eyes, and he used Thousand Changes again.

Originally, he wanted to enter Konoha quietly and didn't want to cause too much noise;

But unfortunately, the two "gate gods" Shenyue Chuyun and Gang Zitie are too difficult to deal with.

and so……

[Low-key?]

Fuck you for being so low-key!

I just want to go into the village now! 】

……

"Master Danzo, when will you ..."

Snapped! ! !

Snapped! ! !

Shen Yue Chu Yun and Gang Zitie each received a loud slap on the face.

The two of them fell into a state of confusion.

"roll!!!"

The two men who were slapped and scolded did not dare to stop him and quietly stepped aside.

Naruto, who had transformed into Danzo Shimura, walked through the gate of Konoha with great vigor and finally entered the village.

[It’s not easy~]

Naruto couldn't help but sigh in his heart.