Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

When Dazhuzi woke up again, what he saw were his parents with murderous looks on their faces, and Erzhuzi, who had a bruised face and wished he could chew him alive.

As for his memory before he fell into a coma, it had been modified without his knowledge to the point that he was on his way to Itachi to take shelter from the disaster, when he was knocked down with a stick by a masked man who suddenly appeared.

In addition, there are...

[(??? д ???)!!! Why can’t I use my Samsara Eye? ! ]

However, reality did not give Dazhuzi much time to think. His old father, who had been holding back his anger for most of the night, had already rushed towards him with Cong Yunqie in his hand.

……

Time flies, and in the blink of an eye, a month has passed.

During this month, Boruto Uzumaki has been living a fulfilling life where he gets beaten up by Nibiru in the early morning, learns Haki from Whitebeard at noon, experiences life with Itachi in the afternoon, and occasionally is dragged out of his home by his real master Daibiru for extra training at night.

During this period, Daibashi also wanted to meet with Itachi to have a good talk, but Itachi always refused to see him and asked Izumi to send him back to the Uchiha base.

This made Oshira think that Itachi was unwilling to acknowledge him as his brother from another world, and he became depressed for a long time.

Nagato and Konan continued to live a shameless and happy life, Kakuzu continued to bury his head in his room printing fake banknotes, and Kushina continued to use the frying pan that Naruto gave her to flatten the entire Rain Village...

The entire Hidden Rain Village was as quiet and peaceful as usual, but no one knew that a great war was about to take place here... except Naruto himself.

Otsutsuki Kamashiki, the Otsutsuki alien who came to this world to seize Kurama.

Naruto knew that he didn't need to spend a lot of time looking for the trace of Otsutsuki Kamashiki. He just needed to wait quietly in the village...

Otsutsuki Kushiki, who wants to catch Kurama, will naturally come to the door himself.

Although the dog system only gave him three months, if Otsutsuki Pushiki didn't come within these three months, the Kurama living in his body would explode on the spot...

But isn't there a Yin Jiu Lama in the Death's stomach?

It just so happens that Naruto has long felt that the fat red fox in his stomach has been spoiled by him, so it would be a good choice to change it to a new fox? (???????)?~

(Yang*Kurouma: e=e=(Angry°Д°)? Uzumaki Naruto you @%……###~!!!)

……

[The wind blows up the dust, and the rain turns into clouds and falls to the ground~]

Two pillars: (▼へ▼メ)! ! !

[Countless heroes emerge from all directions, and the righteousness of the world exists from ancient times to the present...]

Big Pillar:?_?……

[…How can there be an invincible victory?! How can anyone not go?!]

Erzhuzi: o(￣皿￣///)=o! ! !

"Wait a moment!"

This was an emergency stop from the big pillar.

[Is there any song that has no end?! Is there any banquet that will never end?!]

Big Pillar: (ー ー゛)...

"I have no objection to you competing, but can you turn off the music first?"

"no!"

Naruto refused flatly. This was the speaker he had snatched from Naruto with great difficulty, and he thought the song in it was very suitable for his temperament.

At this significant moment, Erzhuzi could agree to anything except turning off the music... No, absolutely not!

"Today I will let that little bastard hanging on the tree see clearly who is the strongest Uchiha Sasuke between you and me!"

Erzhuzi put his hands on his hips, looking proud.

(Hanging on the tree, Uzumaki*Xiao Pa Cai*Boruto: Meow meow meow⊙_⊙???)

Big Pillar:?_?……emmm……

To a certain extent, he and Erzhuzi are actually the same person in different periods.

Dazhuzi really couldn't understand, this fight... was it really necessary? !

"Come on, bastard! Let me, Uchiha Sasuke, personally weigh you and see how much I, a person from another world, weigh!"

[It’s just that our love is as deep as the sea and our righteousness is boundless, even if the clouds disperse…the wind…gathers…]

As Erzhuzi shouted out his final pre-war declaration with full energy, the music playing on the speakers finally came to an end.

Dazhuzi was so happy that his ears could finally be freed, but...

[The wind blows up the dust! ]

Big Pillar: (?Benefit?) !!!

Damn, Erzhuzi actually set it to loop? !

"Stop it now! Aren't you afraid that the wind will blow you away too, you idiot?!"

Dazhuzi finally couldn't stand it anymore, rushed over and pulled out the power cord behind the speaker.

Dazhuzi: (? ′?` ?)~Huh...the world is finally quiet.

"Haha~ You think a mere little wave can hurt Uchiha Sasuke?!"

Erzhuzi looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, his eyes full of contempt.

"Since I got tired of searching, I have learned to find it once and for all; since a headwind came, I have been able to withstand the wind from all directions... and sail on!

...Do you understand this state? ! "

Big pillar: (ー_ー)!!

[You are so young and you just pretend to be awesome. Can't you learn to be more mature and steady like me?! ]

The King from another world was madly complaining about his childhood self in this world in his mind.

"And one more thing……"

Erzhuzi raised his eyebrows and pointed at the speaker next to him that had been unplugged by Dazhuzi and spoke slowly.

[…Rain turns into clouds and falls to the ground! ]

Big Pillar: (“▔□▔)?!!

Erzhuzi: (σ｀?д?)σ~ Hehehe~ Unexpected, right?! My speakers can be powered by the sun!

“Want to turn off the music?

...Unless you can knock me down and then step over me!"

As he spoke, Erzhuzi quickly moved a few steps to the right, blocking the speakers that were still playing the war song.

Big Pillar: (▼皿▼#)!!!

ojbk~

Even if it was just to completely destroy that speaker, he would pin his childhood self to the ground and beat him hard today!

“…Then it’s as you wish.

Young me, please remember this day well...

Believe me, this will be something you will never forget!"

Hmm...the King of Force from another world is starting to act again.

"Ha ha……"

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“It’s hard to say who will make whom unforgettable for the rest of their lives~

Anyway...let's have a fight, asshole!

"Convex (艹皿艹) Convex!!!"

[…How can there be an everlasting victory?!]

o(#￣▽￣)==O))￣0￣)o Flying fist combo!

【Who wouldn’t go?! 】

(￣e(#￣)☆╰╮o(￣皿￣///)A heavy blow to the face!

[How can there be a song without an end?! ]

＜( ￣＾￣)（θ（θ（（☆（＞口＜－）Shadowless kick!

[There is no party that will never end? ! ! ! ]

Click~

Big Pillar: \o(￣皿￣///Cut!!!

The speaker was chopped into two halves by a large pillar that caught the gap between two pillars, and fragments flew all over the ground.

Erzhuzi: (?皿? )!!!

"Do not!!!"

The exclusive battle song that Erzhuzi just got not long ago... is gone!

This also means that his plan of carrying speakers to the battlefield in the future... has been shattered!

It also means...the real battle has just begun.

The battle of the two pillars begins soon!